I would make a new show called THICC Albert. It's been 40 years and Fat Albert and the gang have opened up their very own big and tall clothing store. Now with the help of his family and friends Albert is gonna teach these youngins how to be FAT.
At this point Fat Albert just reminds me of that thread where someone said the Fat Albert movie introduced them to their fetish for people traveling through TV screens, and that he had a girlfriend climb through a cardboard TV screen frame for him.
apparently the creator of that made a lot more but have since all been scrubbed by youtube
honestly unironically better than the last season of the boondocks
Horror Mini Series, each one eliminating a kid >Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids >Hanging out in the inner city >Explore an abandoned 'haunted' building, where a killer supposedly lived >rumor has it the bodies are still hidden in the house >Not actually haunted, just a bunch of old furniture and junk. Noise comes from the wind blowing through a broken window >Albert, tired, leans on a bookshelf to rest >bookshelf is on a swivel >reveals a staircase to the basement >bunch of weird test tubes, electrical equipment, etc. >Gang sees a partially covered cage in the corner >one of them peeks >corpse.jpg >superRunaway.gif >Dumb trips and knocks over a rack of beakers that spill on him >everyone gets out
The next day >Dumb doesn't show up at the junkyard >at his house, his momma says he's feeling sick >the day after, too >finally joins them, but his voice is raspy and he's not talking too much >acts kind of distant >as the days go by, he's hunching over more and more until he's at Mushmouth's level >talks less and less >stops showing up to the junkyard >his momma says he's leaving the house, but she looks real tired and on edge
>gang can't find him, neighbors who have seen him says he's not talking to anyone >police tape in front of his house the day after, broken window >neighbors say his momma was attacked by a burglar >no sign of >gang finds him chasing cats in the alley >hard to say who's meaner, him or the cats >gang wrestles him to the ground, pull off his cap >horribleVisage.png >his face is pale, and he's lost whatever hair he had >his skin is thin, and his skill has grown strange ridges >lumps of fat hang off the side of his head like sweat >what teeth he has left are more like nails >momentarily shocked at seeing this, Dumb is able to escape >gang goes back to the lab again, to see if there's a clue to what those chemicals were >look at cage again >corpse is chained >looks exactly like Dumb >no clues to anything else, and the building burns down the next day >newspaper says some meth-heads started a fire while cooking >some of the gang starts seeing scratches on the outside of their doors in the morning
Literally change nothing besides improving the animation and removing the segments with Bill. The original show wasn't even bad it just looked like shit and was riddled with errors. It was pretty good at tackling serious issues in ways kids can understand. https://youtu.be/UNbSKFufLr0
I'd appoint Cill Bosby as producer.
I mean hey he's out of jail now
I'll never tell
homie you expect any network to accept my pitch? It's Fat Albert. I literally can't.
Yeah, a show with an all bipoc cast would never get made today
No fat people.
No Black folks.
Genderswap.
Based fatgay anon
right on brother
Make them all into zoomers kids, make mushmouth talk in pure zoomerspeak soup, give Fat Albert the broccoli hair perm, etc.
I would make a new show called THICC Albert. It's been 40 years and Fat Albert and the gang have opened up their very own big and tall clothing store. Now with the help of his family and friends Albert is gonna teach these youngins how to be FAT.
Fat Albert would never encourage someone else to be fat.
The word fat is offensive.
He is just called Albert now.
He would teach kids valuable morals and lessons.
Hey hey hey, I'm not fat, I'm festively plump
Hey hey hey, it's judgment day
Hey hey hey take a look at my AK
Hey hey hey
it was the CIA
Hey hey hey, they're all gonna pay
hey hey hey, it's person of size albert
Quit kissin' Rudy
Rudy’s kissing me!
OLEME EL DEDO
I'd have Fat Albert move to the Boondocks and try to fix both Huey and Riley
If John Witherspoon wasn't dead, that would've been a cool idea. Fat Albert and his crew would end up blackpilled in the end.
Hey hey hey
goddammit I'm covered in hay!
Hey hey hey, did I miss the great lay?
My favorite Kawanzaa special I bust open the homienomicon every year
At this point Fat Albert just reminds me of that thread where someone said the Fat Albert movie introduced them to their fetish for people traveling through TV screens, and that he had a girlfriend climb through a cardboard TV screen frame for him.
Hey, hey, hey, fetishism is okay
>That episode where Cosby went to the junkyard and taught Fat Albert how to synthesize quaaludes
>That episode where Rudy gave everyone 3D printed bump stocks and Fat Albert had to apologize to the FBI
Hey hey hey, Bill roofied my Chardonnay.
I wouldn't. I would however make The Brown Hornet a full half-hour action comedy series, like they should have done.
Make him black
Get rid of the unnecessary Cosby kids. You can explain in lore that they were victims of gang violence.
>8 years later, nothing since
the end of a magical era.
apparently the creator of that made a lot more but have since all been scrubbed by youtube
honestly unironically better than the last season of the boondocks
if that were true, why aren't they on the official website?
Horror Mini Series, each one eliminating a kid
>Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
>Hanging out in the inner city
>Explore an abandoned 'haunted' building, where a killer supposedly lived
>rumor has it the bodies are still hidden in the house
>Not actually haunted, just a bunch of old furniture and junk. Noise comes from the wind blowing through a broken window
>Albert, tired, leans on a bookshelf to rest
>bookshelf is on a swivel
>reveals a staircase to the basement
>bunch of weird test tubes, electrical equipment, etc.
>Gang sees a partially covered cage in the corner
>one of them peeks
>corpse.jpg
>superRunaway.gif
>Dumb trips and knocks over a rack of beakers that spill on him
>everyone gets out
The next day
>Dumb doesn't show up at the junkyard
>at his house, his momma says he's feeling sick
>the day after, too
>finally joins them, but his voice is raspy and he's not talking too much
>acts kind of distant
>as the days go by, he's hunching over more and more until he's at Mushmouth's level
>talks less and less
>stops showing up to the junkyard
>his momma says he's leaving the house, but she looks real tired and on edge
cont?
>gang can't find him, neighbors who have seen him says he's not talking to anyone
>police tape in front of his house the day after, broken window
>neighbors say his momma was attacked by a burglar
>no sign of
>gang finds him chasing cats in the alley
>hard to say who's meaner, him or the cats
>gang wrestles him to the ground, pull off his cap
>horribleVisage.png
>his face is pale, and he's lost whatever hair he had
>his skin is thin, and his skill has grown strange ridges
>lumps of fat hang off the side of his head like sweat
>what teeth he has left are more like nails
>momentarily shocked at seeing this, Dumb is able to escape
>gang goes back to the lab again, to see if there's a clue to what those chemicals were
>look at cage again
>corpse is chained
>looks exactly like Dumb
>no clues to anything else, and the building burns down the next day
>newspaper says some meth-heads started a fire while cooking
>some of the gang starts seeing scratches on the outside of their doors in the morning
Literally change nothing besides improving the animation and removing the segments with Bill. The original show wasn't even bad it just looked like shit and was riddled with errors. It was pretty good at tackling serious issues in ways kids can understand. https://youtu.be/UNbSKFufLr0