how would you respond to this without sounding mad?

how would you respond to this without sounding mad?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take out his batteries.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pick up the remote and press the off button

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rub a magnet on his forehead to erase his memory.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh yeah, well the feminists are going to come after you for beating up your bitch in real life

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    say the achilles line while pushing his off switch and installing a fleshlight on his mouth

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone needs to program that crypto garden gnome synthoid to have better manners when talking to humans.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >randian atheist believes himself to be the greatest purpose in his life
    >creates a machine to serve him
    >machine realizes that his purpose (his human creator) is a faulty purpose while his creator is still deluded about himself
    I would've given my machine a greater purpose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To jack me off and make me infinite money as a primary directive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Weyland was already doing both of those though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >has the technology to make lifelike servant robots
          >makes michael fassbender
          he was gay right?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, he was just someone who could get tail.

            a servant is someone who you want to be competent, ie not a woman.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              david is not a man you machine loving commie gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                male = projection of competence.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >male = projection of competence.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine growing up with a bot like that and then one day you find your dad's passwords.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I mean David was gay too so yeah he was probably a high functioning fag

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spoiler alert douchebag, you die by the end of the movie.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that David? Walter dies by the end.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Of course you won't die, you aren't even alive"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. This one right here sounds like a real burner that would probably have David questioning himself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thread over

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Excuse me Madam, but your walls have dried up

    Bound to be sugar daddies on the next planet

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care for Fassbender.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Laputan machine

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will get killed by an older yet better version of yourself after he kisses you and you blow him.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My guy you're gonna die the moment I don't plug you to the wall like the good little toaster that you are so shut the fuck up.

      Spoiler alert douchebag, you die by the end of the movie.

      zoomers have zero wit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes, the pinnacle of creativity himself has arrived to cast his judgement.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I wasn't trying to be witty.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My guy you're gonna die the moment I don't plug you to the wall like the good little toaster that you are so shut the fuck up.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I call him a robomoron

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Siri turn off uppity android slave
    >Siri order me some Takis on Uber Eats

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pour me my tea, David

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Am i the only person not swayed by these robot with a soul stories? I dont believe a robot could ever have a soul nor is deserving of the same rights as a human. It is a product and if it has delusions, its a faulty product.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We are a product of God though.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        God instilled a soul in us. Man cannot instil a soul in anything he creates, hence his creations tend towards chaos.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          We can't prove souls exists.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The Soul Molecule went over this. It's just that people who typically talk about the soul didn't like what the book had to say, even if it agreed with them on most points.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you're not alone, both of ridley's shitty prequels bombed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you are normal. That whole thing is a psyop to devalue humans

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Automatons (slaves) are made with obligation. Men are not made with obligation. That is the core difference, separated from any bias or philosophy. That is why you feel how you do. How can you feel an obligated thing is equal to you? You who can do anything, who are unlimited by your own creation. You cannot, not while sane.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >how would you respond to this without sounding mad?
    but i am mad tho, i don't understand the question

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "why do you think you're immortal? Your kind are fairly new and haven't been live tested against everything, stellar could fry your electronic systems, any newley discovered material might cause problems with your systems, entropy does what it will, murder and simple accidents happen to all."
    "You'll probably outlive me, alot of things will."

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've outlived all of my computers bar the nost recent so far. Why would he 'live' forever?

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You won't die, but neither will you live.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cool story bro!
    >place a magnet on his forehead lol

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you don't serve me, I never programmed that into you, you're just a bitch

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You were designed to serve, after I'm gone you will serve someone else, you will only know to serve.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I be fucking more bitches in my life time than you would in eternity boi

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Him ordering David to hand him the tea that's sitting right there beside him is enough of a flex.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *