How would you use this power?
How would you use this power?
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How would you use this power?
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Probably rape
>Probably
no you wouldn't lol
He did that.
fpbp
Rape my colleagues and the girl in the adjacent apartment building to mine
Ruining political careers, harassing people that have treated me badly, and assaulting women
You realize The Invisible Man put your little incel dreams to rest, right?
Huh? This is movie is called Hollow Man, pleb.
Im gonna put my little invisible man to rest inside of you if you dont shut the fuck UP
lots of rape
proceed to the nearest kindergarten and
sneak into people's houses at dawn and make perfect omelettes for them to wake up to.
you're a monster
A MONSTER
no
Stopping rapes
trying to rape the other invisibile men going around raping people
i'd smear invisible poop on the ceilings of my enemies, so that they'd clean and clean, but it'd all be for nothing, they have no idea where it's coming from and would eventually be forced to abandon their domicile
and then they would find a new home... and there I would be again, stalking them, the poop spectre - they will know my fecal fury
But the poop would be visible as soon as it came out, anon. Your plan ignores this salient fact.
proof?
He's constantly sweating but you don't see a moist human silhouette walking around
yes... that means his excretions are invisible too, so the fecal fairy would have his day
watch the movie, his shit is invisible
this movie was way better than the reviews
As in reading the reviews was less entertaining than watching the film?
no the reviews are bad because of what happens, not reflective of the quality
Are there any entertaining reviews? Ones more entertaining than what they’re reviewing?
more rape
I would molest new single mothers with enormous, milk-filled breasts
Is it really rape if they're asleep?
I use it to poop on Depps bed and blame his wife
it's gotta be rape
Rape
find a wiccan or some christian fundie and tell her I'm some ghost/spirit, you don't even need to rape, plenty of crazy women out there that'd love to get banged by an invisible dude
This would also be my go to move. You could find many of them
rape children
Torrent tv shows and software
Steal things for my family and cause general mischief.
that's how Gollum started out, be careful
I imagine you'd get caught doing anything pretty easily since modern infrared cameras most CCTV uses could probably see you
>modern infrared cameras most CCTV uses
they use shitty webcams
your oneitis is getting impregnated and there's nothing you can do about it
>why yes anon those shitty security cameras you bought at cosco most definitly come equippped with 3,000 thermal imaging scopes
Possibly but a woman screaming at her vadge gaping in and out as her titties deform roughly under my hands will be worth the useless security IR footage not matching the video
What then
>wait until next wef meeting
>walk into a drone command hq whatever
>...
>profit
I'd probably just sit outside college campus drinking beer, jerking off and and looking at cute girls
Kill cops and politicians mostly.
Stupid premise
So you're invisible, which means all of your physiology is invisible.
What happens if you drink a pepsi? Does it magically become invisible inside you? If all your physiology is invisible, how would it "cover" up the pepsi?
And then when you piss it out, it becomes visible again?
The Invisible Man did it better because they clearly showed that the invisible suit covered up your surface and made you undetectable to the eye. These issues don't exist in this case.
>t. hyperspacelet
>my fiction isn't non-fiction!!
Live on a coin like TwoFace. Heads, Chaos. I'd knock stuff over, turn things on off. I'd wait in peoples homes and at 2am then start flipping tables, randomly move things in offices, scream in stores, get into cars and run them into other cars, inside stores and throw cats at people. But with tails, Peace. I'd clean people's homes while they were away, help people pass test or get jobs by moving resumes or applications up, backup your data and delete your browsing history. and much more for each.
>fart in people face
>hit random people in the streets
>undress women in the streets
>stand right next to some guy in a crowded room and scream moron so everyone thinks it's him
>walk into a synagogue and scream HEIL HITLER
>terrorize kids in their bedroom at night
>convince some guy I'm God speaking to him or whatever and make him do weird shit
Oh and rape obviously.
I would convince some impressionable teenage biimbo that I was an invisible demon, whom she herself unknowingly summoned to take her virginity.
how the fuck is EVERY singe one of you is a depressing coomer morongay?
bomb the whitehouse.
soetoro doesn't run things from the wh
waste of a wh
Not rape, just sitting in the room watching women bathe and get dressed.
Work with my brother to do a magic show and make it look like he is levitating shit.
pick a different dicky each day to follow around
I would post on Cinemaphile anonymously, nobody would catch me, no one!
Rape
Probably nothing because I'd get incredibly paranoid that I'd somehow get caught. That said, I'd like to do shit like hold things in mid air in a store.
Hang out in bathrooms.
>discover how disgusting women are when they think no one else is watching
>become gay
This is some Crypt Keeper ironic justice right there
I'd follow , extort and expose every single corrupt politician, business man, crime lord, etc. i'd take obscene amounts of money from them, and in the end would put them to sleep in their jails.
Hollow didn't have a power, it was a horrific curse. In reality, if you stick to the rules they established, you'd be blind, and you couldn't enjoy it at all.
Light refracts around his surface but enough still enters his cornea to reach his retina. Outside of potential Vitamin D deficiency he's otherwise the same.
There have been many threads about this and my answer stay the same. I would kidnap Warwick, grab him above my head and make people believe he's actually flying.
WELL DONE, MISS GRANGER, WELL DONE
>go out to Bongland
>find Warwick Davis scooting around on his little segway to a pub
>kick him as hard as possible in the face
Cinemaphile you still haven't responded to my emails!
>invisible to everyone around me
I ... I have that power already
Go up to random black people on the street and quietly whisper moron in their ear. Soon there will be an epidemic of seemingly random chimp outs across the nation. Black people will be seen as prone to random schizophrenic chimps outs accusing everyone around them of saying moron for no reason.
>find random black preggos and raw them while they sleep
fart in a church
id use it to rape
Were his shits invisible? Why weren't his stomach contents visible at all time? Does every molecule that goes through his mouth become invisible forever? What if he put a fertilized egg in a vial and swallowed it then puked it out, would that make a new invisible baby?
light bent around him
Did it bent around his dirt, piss and shit too? What about his spit, and snot did he just keep his mouth permanently closed and his nose clean so people wouldn't see those floating around?
anything inside his body was invisible while it was inside his body
What about the anus? Were superficial shit stains invisible too? If he sucked a dick would the dick disappear just before entering his mouth?
No and yes
he would have to be really careful to not get a hemorrhoid and become visible
Off the illuminati
sniffing rancid pussy's in the womens showers
if I was invisible, would rape/impregnate women ages 15-22 every single day and kill random people indiscriminately
i don't think i would, not sure i could go through with it
i would haunt some cute new-age chick and have pretend spirit sex
Snap Mollusk's Crooked Dick in two during a business presentation.
Okay, say you go on a raping spree, rape any woman you want without any repercussions. How long before it gets old though? I don't think it's gonna be much fun if you can do it anytime you want.
Well if the act itself gets boring, just get creative with the circumstances. Start humping while a woman is giving a speech, or a theater play or something funny
i'd do all kinds of fucked up shit
steal airplanes, fuck with people, there's no end
basically no repercussions
most definitily rape
sit in on high level intelligence briefings of major countries and then share said briefings with enemy states. send every government into chaos trying to find the moles that are leaking the info causing them all to turn on one another and for most governments to crumble. then i would survive the ensuing societal collapse because i am invisible and can take advantage of any situation i need to. once society fully craters and humans start to rebuild, i would cover myself in azure paints and algae and have the surviving humans worship me as a dr. manhattan/jesus deity. i havent given it too much thought though.
Steal enough bank money to buy a nice house in Montana and post with my /misc/ bros till I die.
I've always just wanted to live somewhere beautiful and to be left alone.
>sneak into HMV before they close
>wait for them to open
>beat the queues
>buy CD
Reveal myself and tell the public there's millions like me all around, could be anywhere
>Stupid premise
So you're invisible, which means all of your physiology is invisible.
What happens if you drink a pepsi? Does it magically become invisible inside you? If all your physiology is invisible, how would it "cover" up the pepsi?
And then when you piss it out, it becomes visible again?
The Invisible Man did it better because they clearly showed that the invisible suit covered up your surface and made you undetectable to the eye. These issues don't exist in this case.
I imagine one would get caught pretty quickly if you went on a raping spree. Rape one or two woman? No one is going to believe they got raped by an invisible man. Start raping everything that moves? People will start hunting you down with infrared cameras. The moment you get caught you'll either end up as a test subject, sentenced to death or jailed for the rest of your life in a maximum security prison.
If you kill the women they can't testify.
I guess you can also burn them or bleach them to get rid of the DNA.
The only question would be how do you kidnap them without any witness or CCTV seeing a woman flying into a van. At which point being invisible is not a big deal anymore, it's a mild convinience. Stealing things would be more useful I believe. You peep over someone's shoulder when they're paying for gas with their credit card and when they enter their secret number you note it and then steal their wallet. The retrieve cash from an ATM with a disguise (so people don't look for an invisible man using ATMs with stolen cards).
>walk into president's chambers
>stab both him and his wife at midnight, and the dog too for good measure
>just walk out calmly knowing I got 7 hours before his corspe is discovered
>but muh thermal cameras
They cost $2k+ and cant see through leaves, just hide in a bush
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