How would you use this power?

How would you use this power?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably rape

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Probably

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no you wouldn't lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He did that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rape my colleagues and the girl in the adjacent apartment building to mine

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ruining political careers, harassing people that have treated me badly, and assaulting women

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lots of rape

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      proceed to the nearest kindergarten and

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sneak into people's houses at dawn and make perfect omelettes for them to wake up to.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stopping rapes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      trying to rape the other invisibile men going around raping people

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'd smear invisible poop on the ceilings of my enemies, so that they'd clean and clean, but it'd all be for nothing, they have no idea where it's coming from and would eventually be forced to abandon their domicile
    and then they would find a new home... and there I would be again, stalking them, the poop spectre - they will know my fecal fury

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But the poop would be visible as soon as it came out, anon. Your plan ignores this salient fact.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        proof?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's constantly sweating but you don't see a moist human silhouette walking around

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yes... that means his excretions are invisible too, so the fecal fairy would have his day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        watch the movie, his shit is invisible

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was way better than the reviews

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As in reading the reviews was less entertaining than watching the film?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no the reviews are bad because of what happens, not reflective of the quality

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are there any entertaining reviews? Ones more entertaining than what they’re reviewing?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more rape

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would molest new single mothers with enormous, milk-filled breasts

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really rape if they're asleep?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I use it to poop on Depps bed and blame his wife

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's gotta be rape

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rape

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    find a wiccan or some christian fundie and tell her I'm some ghost/spirit, you don't even need to rape, plenty of crazy women out there that'd love to get banged by an invisible dude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This would also be my go to move. You could find many of them

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rape children

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Torrent tv shows and software

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steal things for my family and cause general mischief.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's how Gollum started out, be careful

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine you'd get caught doing anything pretty easily since modern infrared cameras most CCTV uses could probably see you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >modern infrared cameras most CCTV uses
      they use shitty webcams
      your oneitis is getting impregnated and there's nothing you can do about it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why yes anon those shitty security cameras you bought at cosco most definitly come equippped with 3,000 thermal imaging scopes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Possibly but a woman screaming at her vadge gaping in and out as her breasts deform roughly under my hands will be worth the useless security IR footage not matching the video
          What then

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wait until next wef meeting
    >walk into a drone command hq whatever
    >...
    >profit

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably just sit outside college campus drinking beer, jerking off and and looking at cute girls

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kill cops and politicians mostly.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid premise
    So you're invisible, which means all of your physiology is invisible.
    What happens if you drink a pepsi? Does it magically become invisible inside you? If all your physiology is invisible, how would it "cover" up the pepsi?
    And then when you piss it out, it becomes visible again?

    The Invisible Man did it better because they clearly showed that the invisible suit covered up your surface and made you undetectable to the eye. These issues don't exist in this case.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. hyperspacelet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >my fiction isn't non-fiction!!

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Live on a coin like TwoFace. Heads, Chaos. I'd knock stuff over, turn things on off. I'd wait in peoples homes and at 2am then start flipping tables, randomly move things in offices, scream in stores, get into cars and run them into other cars, inside stores and throw cats at people. But with tails, Peace. I'd clean people's homes while they were away, help people pass test or get jobs by moving resumes or applications up, backup your data and delete your browsing history. and much more for each.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fart in people face
    >hit random people in the streets
    >undress women in the streets
    >stand right next to some guy in a crowded room and scream Black person so everyone thinks it's him
    >walk into a synagogue and scream HEIL HITLER
    >terrorize kids in their bedroom at night
    >convince some guy I'm God speaking to him or whatever and make him do weird shit
    Oh and rape obviously.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would convince some impressionable teenage biimbo that I was an invisible demon, whom she herself unknowingly summoned to take her virginity.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick is EVERY singe one of you is a depressing coomer Black personhomosexual?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bomb the whitehouse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      soetoro doesn't run things from the wh
      waste of a wh

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not rape, just sitting in the room watching women bathe and get dressed.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Work with my brother to do a magic show and make it look like he is levitating shit.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pick a different dicky each day to follow around

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would post on Cinemaphile anonymously, nobody would catch me, no one!

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rape

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably nothing because I'd get incredibly paranoid that I'd somehow get caught. That said, I'd like to do shit like hold things in mid air in a store.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hang out in bathrooms.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >discover how disgusting women are when they think no one else is watching
      >become gay
      This is some Crypt Keeper ironic justice right there

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd follow , extort and expose every single corrupt politician, business man, crime lord, etc. i'd take obscene amounts of money from them, and in the end would put them to sleep in their jails.

    Hollow didn't have a power, it was a horrific curse. In reality, if you stick to the rules they established, you'd be blind, and you couldn't enjoy it at all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Light refracts around his surface but enough still enters his cornea to reach his retina. Outside of potential Vitamin D deficiency he's otherwise the same.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There have been many threads about this and my answer stay the same. I would kidnap Warwick, grab him above my head and make people believe he's actually flying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WELL DONE, MISS GRANGER, WELL DONE

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go out to Bongland
    >find Warwick Davis scooting around on his little segway to a pub
    >kick him as hard as possible in the face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile you still haven't responded to my emails!

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >invisible to everyone around me
    I ... I have that power already

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go up to random black people on the street and quietly whisper Black person in their ear. Soon there will be an epidemic of seemingly random ape outs across the nation. Black people will be seen as prone to random schizophrenic chimps outs accusing everyone around them of saying Black person for no reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >find random black preggos and raw them while they sleep

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fart in a church

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    id use it to rape

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Were his shits invisible? Why weren't his stomach contents visible at all time? Does every molecule that goes through his mouth become invisible forever? What if he put a fertilized egg in a vial and swallowed it then puked it out, would that make a new invisible baby?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      light bent around him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did it bent around his dirt, piss and shit too? What about his spit, and snot did he just keep his mouth permanently closed and his nose clean so people wouldn't see those floating around?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          anything inside his body was invisible while it was inside his body

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What about the anus? Were superficial shit stains invisible too? If he sucked a dick would the dick disappear just before entering his mouth?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No and yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he would have to be really careful to not get a hemorrhoid and become visible

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Off the illuminati

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sniffing rancid pussy's in the womens showers

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if I was invisible, would rape/impregnate women ages 15-22 every single day and kill random people indiscriminately

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think i would, not sure i could go through with it
      i would haunt some cute new-age chick and have pretend spirit sex

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Snap Mollusk's Crooked Dick in two during a business presentation.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, say you go on a raping spree, rape any woman you want without any repercussions. How long before it gets old though? I don't think it's gonna be much fun if you can do it anytime you want.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well if the act itself gets boring, just get creative with the circumstances. Start humping while a woman is giving a speech, or a theater play or something funny

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'd do all kinds of fricked up shit
    steal airplanes, frick with people, there's no end
    basically no repercussions

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    most definitily rape

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sit in on high level intelligence briefings of major countries and then share said briefings with enemy states. send every government into chaos trying to find the moles that are leaking the info causing them all to turn on one another and for most governments to crumble. then i would survive the ensuing societal collapse because i am invisible and can take advantage of any situation i need to. once society fully craters and humans start to rebuild, i would cover myself in azure paints and algae and have the surviving humans worship me as a dr. manhattan/jesus deity. i havent given it too much thought though.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steal enough bank money to buy a nice house in Montana and post with my Cinemaphile bros till I die.

    I've always just wanted to live somewhere beautiful and to be left alone.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sneak into HMV before they close
    >wait for them to open
    >beat the queues
    >buy CD

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reveal myself and tell the public there's millions like me all around, could be anywhere

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Stupid premise
    So you're invisible, which means all of your physiology is invisible.
    What happens if you drink a pepsi? Does it magically become invisible inside you? If all your physiology is invisible, how would it "cover" up the pepsi?
    And then when you piss it out, it becomes visible again?

    The Invisible Man did it better because they clearly showed that the invisible suit covered up your surface and made you undetectable to the eye. These issues don't exist in this case.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine one would get caught pretty quickly if you went on a raping spree. Rape one or two woman? No one is going to believe they got raped by an invisible man. Start raping everything that moves? People will start hunting you down with infrared cameras. The moment you get caught you'll either end up as a test subject, sentenced to death or jailed for the rest of your life in a maximum security prison.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you kill the women they can't testify.
      I guess you can also burn them or bleach them to get rid of the DNA.
      The only question would be how do you kidnap them without any witness or CCTV seeing a woman flying into a van. At which point being invisible is not a big deal anymore, it's a mild convinience. Stealing things would be more useful I believe. You peep over someone's shoulder when they're paying for gas with their credit card and when they enter their secret number you note it and then steal their wallet. The retrieve cash from an ATM with a disguise (so people don't look for an invisible man using ATMs with stolen cards).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >walk into president's chambers
      >stab both him and his wife at midnight, and the dog too for good measure
      >just walk out calmly knowing I got 7 hours before his corspe is discovered
      >but muh thermal cameras
      They cost $2k+ and cant see through leaves, just hide in a bush

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RAPE rape RAPE rape RAPE rape RAPE rape RAPE rape

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