go around from spawn 1 to the edges of the map, putting down my op as much as i can if i'm sl or spawning on it if i'm not, from there it's basically respawning over and over and waiting for command to call in a bombing run or you get locked out of the fiest point. god what a shit map
I would just yell >for my gay, mulatto, grandchildren (xe, xim)!
and the evil fascist racists would freeze in fear at my moral and intellectual superiority.
You can set any arbitrary point in time to ask a soldier if they are fighting for that outcome when the course of events could have spiraled out of so many different directions in between Point A and Point B. Might as well ask a Roman soldier if would fight knowing that Constantinople would one day fall.
Almost certainly not. The U.S. isn’t just some Marxist subverted cultural wasteland, the government itself actually quite literally hates its citizens with a special hatred reserved for straight white men, the same sort of straight white men they ordered into that meat grinder. The U.S. of 2024 is unrecognizable to even the 2007 one, let alone 1944.
they did, but completely destroying a bunker is very difficult, even with naval artillery.
some of those bunkers were several feet of steel and concrete with several layers of inner and outer defenses, you can pound it for days and the germans will still be able to use it
getting your own people in and killing everyone inside is always the best option, especially when you want a surprise element for the overall landing
>They had literally 100s of other French beaches they could have landed on with far fewer pill boxes
They literally didn't. The French coast is rocky with lots of cliffs, and as such there are only a handful of beaches that are suitable to land an invading army. Hitler knew this of course, and every suitable beach was absolutely fortified along the entire northern coast of Europe; the Atlantic Wall. The Allies made a huge feint to make it seem like they were invading a different area to the southwest, then snuck in while the Germans were distracted.
They had an extremely limited time to take the beaches because an entire fricking panzer division was rapidly heading back from the distraction area, and if they hadn't secured the beachheads by the time they arrived it would have meant the end of the whole operation.
Also the other beaches were very lightly defended because the feint worked so well. Omaha and Juno were the only beaches that had any real resistance, and Omaha was only bad because a high tide obscured sea mines and made it so the landing craft had to offload troops into deep water. If you want a historically accurate movie that shows you all this, watch picrel (The Longest Day)
>They had an extremely limited time to take the beaches because an entire fricking panzer division was rapidly heading back from the distraction area
Those panzers wouldn't have made a difference. They counterattacked piecemeal and were bracketed by naval gunfire. Ever seen a Tiger go up against dreadnoughts?
Whats the point of all those tank traps when you can just drive right around them?
It's basically free defenses for the allies.
Nazis needed to lay off the meth and think about it for a moment
>bombers missed a lot of their targets due to shitty weather and fear of friendly fire >naval gunfire missed for largely the same reasons >the troops storming Omaha were largely blown off course from the planned landing zones >entire French coast and NW Europe coast was defended by the Atlantic Wall; the allies needed somewhere close enough to easily resupply the invasion force, but not close enough to where it would be obvious (Pas de Calais) >there was really no good way around storming the beaches in the first place in 1944
All things considered D-Day, despite being underwhelming compared to the gains the Overlord planners hoped for, was a God damn miracle
I fire my gun at the bunker, making a loud roar as I do it. Mortar shells go off all around me, spraying sand and water, and then blood and bone. Tom Hanks gives me firm pat on the back, and I look back at him as he looks at me, and I know instantly that he is my man. We go up the beach in tandem, him and I, defying the spray of MG42 fire, and we come into a defilade position. I'm about to give Cpt. Hanks a good piece of advice that I've been chewing on since we embarked on the Higgins craft that morning, when Tom Sizemore heaves his big fat ass between the two of us and gives his two cents. That mother fricker. I recede into the backdrop and not even given a final credit.
good point
the reality of the guns on D-Day is interesting. I thought for the longest time it was head on fire like Saving Private Ryan. if you think about for 2 seconds you realize how inefficient it would be to fire out to sea instead of in diagonal lines up and down the beach
no its actually amusing that the guys who fought for 'might make right' got their shit pushed in (again) by starving illiterate peasants and can't stop crying about how unfair it was ever since.
>The power vacuum was disastrous.
it was literally the best years in human history and has a been a disaster since it ended in the 90s
nazi germany and rome were polar opposites. the only thing they had in common was aggressive militarist expansion. the romans would be baffled at their racial ideas and the mass extermination of peoples based on supposed racial hierarchies.
I would equip and train my platoon with steel shields and when we disembarked off the ship we would immediately form testudo and march across the beach while bullets harmlessly flung off our barrier. >but-
No. Nothing the Germans had would defeat it.
A brisk virgin-walk while pretending to be on my phone.
They didn't have phones in 1940
that’s why he said pretending
>They didn't have phones in 1940
I hope you mean cell phones.
I do a 360 and walk away
wtf?
what do you mean? I'd be in the bunkers with a machine gun
shieeeeeet
go around from spawn 1 to the edges of the map, putting down my op as much as i can if i'm sl or spawning on it if i'm not, from there it's basically respawning over and over and waiting for command to call in a bombing run or you get locked out of the fiest point. god what a shit map
You. I like you.
Do a dead man float in the water and pretend to be dead, wait for them to take the pill boxes, then charge in.
Gets raked by Mg42s.
>pew pews for 5 seconds
>out of ammo
MG42's are a meme
no they were excellent. they were top of their class and feared by enemy soldiers
the MG34 was exceptional too
if not a single tank was able to clear the beach on D-Day the infantry would be fricked
Why would they be shooting at corpses in the water when they're getting shot at buy guys charging them?
Because I'm in a pill box and they are not.
Guys in pill boxes lost.
run up the beach and kill all the germans up there and then establish a beachhead with my fellow infantrymen and then wait for orders to be honest
Good goy, we trained you well
get naked and walk backwards to give them a show. no gay german blasting my white bussy til I get past the beach.
I would just yell
>for my gay, mulatto, grandchildren (xe, xim)!
and the evil fascist racists would freeze in fear at my moral and intellectual superiority.
brane broken
>don't you know you are fighting for people that hate you?!
>instead you should submit to these people that hate you
One of these bad boys
From what I've read jumping off the side of the boats was a huge mistake
yeah they would drown because the equipment weighed them down. my grandfather saw that happen to his battle buddies in the pacific
KWAB
Lets be honest, knowing what the United States has become, would these men willfully gone through this?
I think the Battle of Britain and Pearl Harbor were enough to get Americans motivated enough to go through with it, yeah
>he thinks pearl harbor wasn't a false flag
LOL
It absolutely was but they didn't have the internet back then you disingenuous piece of shit
You can set any arbitrary point in time to ask a soldier if they are fighting for that outcome when the course of events could have spiraled out of so many different directions in between Point A and Point B. Might as well ask a Roman soldier if would fight knowing that Constantinople would one day fall.
I'm not seeing how that follows? As I'm speaking to our current time, also, within 3 generations, as some WWII vets are still alive.
Almost certainly not. The U.S. isn’t just some Marxist subverted cultural wasteland, the government itself actually quite literally hates its citizens with a special hatred reserved for straight white men, the same sort of straight white men they ordered into that meat grinder. The U.S. of 2024 is unrecognizable to even the 2007 one, let alone 1944.
Well... it's not like nobody asked them.
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>that comment section
Yes, because current state of US is the result of socialist subversion, socialist subhumans like Hitler and Stalin.
With the Holy Spirit.
>"Anyone who tries to shoot me is gay!"
the original le runnin up that hill
it's funny how no one ever questions the stupidity of storming a beach filled with German pill boxes.
They had literally 100s of other French beaches they could have landed on with far fewer pill boxes
They bombed the defenses for hours before landing but the bombers missed most of their targets.
I just don't understand why the ships didn't just actually hit the bunkers before the Higgins boats were sent in
they did, but completely destroying a bunker is very difficult, even with naval artillery.
some of those bunkers were several feet of steel and concrete with several layers of inner and outer defenses, you can pound it for days and the germans will still be able to use it
getting your own people in and killing everyone inside is always the best option, especially when you want a surprise element for the overall landing
They didn't know the germans had fortified the beach, and it was the best one for them to land on
If only we had drones and satellites to let us know
>They had literally 100s of other French beaches they could have landed on with far fewer pill boxes
They literally didn't. The French coast is rocky with lots of cliffs, and as such there are only a handful of beaches that are suitable to land an invading army. Hitler knew this of course, and every suitable beach was absolutely fortified along the entire northern coast of Europe; the Atlantic Wall. The Allies made a huge feint to make it seem like they were invading a different area to the southwest, then snuck in while the Germans were distracted.
They had an extremely limited time to take the beaches because an entire fricking panzer division was rapidly heading back from the distraction area, and if they hadn't secured the beachheads by the time they arrived it would have meant the end of the whole operation.
Also the other beaches were very lightly defended because the feint worked so well. Omaha and Juno were the only beaches that had any real resistance, and Omaha was only bad because a high tide obscured sea mines and made it so the landing craft had to offload troops into deep water. If you want a historically accurate movie that shows you all this, watch picrel (The Longest Day)
>They had an extremely limited time to take the beaches because an entire fricking panzer division was rapidly heading back from the distraction area
Those panzers wouldn't have made a difference. They counterattacked piecemeal and were bracketed by naval gunfire. Ever seen a Tiger go up against dreadnoughts?
Whats the point of all those tank traps when you can just drive right around them?
It's basically free defenses for the allies.
Nazis needed to lay off the meth and think about it for a moment
>bombers missed a lot of their targets due to shitty weather and fear of friendly fire
>naval gunfire missed for largely the same reasons
>the troops storming Omaha were largely blown off course from the planned landing zones
>entire French coast and NW Europe coast was defended by the Atlantic Wall; the allies needed somewhere close enough to easily resupply the invasion force, but not close enough to where it would be obvious (Pas de Calais)
>there was really no good way around storming the beaches in the first place in 1944
All things considered D-Day, despite being underwhelming compared to the gains the Overlord planners hoped for, was a God damn miracle
Being a draft dodger and visiting years later as a tourist
I’m not lol. Guarantee I would be a meat shield, Ike wills it. Oh well. Hot French chicks will flash their pussies to my ghost for all eternity
we are inheriting governments that fought like cults
Crab walk
I would pretend to be a sapper getting rid of the traps on the beach but actually just hiding behind them.
Just run really fast when the ramp goes down and hope for the best
I fire my gun at the bunker, making a loud roar as I do it. Mortar shells go off all around me, spraying sand and water, and then blood and bone. Tom Hanks gives me firm pat on the back, and I look back at him as he looks at me, and I know instantly that he is my man. We go up the beach in tandem, him and I, defying the spray of MG42 fire, and we come into a defilade position. I'm about to give Cpt. Hanks a good piece of advice that I've been chewing on since we embarked on the Higgins craft that morning, when Tom Sizemore heaves his big fat ass between the two of us and gives his two cents. That mother fricker. I recede into the backdrop and not even given a final credit.
By sheer willpower that I'll be defending blacks, illegal immigrants and trans rights in my home country.
Kill the israelite MP in the boat.
Turn the boat around.
Yeah killing the driver and taking his place might be the move
shoot the driver and throw him overboard after stripping his uniform and shoot my finger off before I get back to the ship
Jump over and float at the back of the boat until everyone else has died to clear the bunkers then walk up
>get hit in the side by 8mm Mauser from MG42s hundreds of meters away shooting diagonally, across the beachhead
die
>hundreds of meters away shooting diagonally
That wasn't in the movie so I don't know why it would be in this hypothetical
good point
the reality of the guns on D-Day is interesting. I thought for the longest time it was head on fire like Saving Private Ryan. if you think about for 2 seconds you realize how inefficient it would be to fire out to sea instead of in diagonal lines up and down the beach
The boats made a bunch of trips
Also they were made of wood, the only steel was the door/ramp
My luck Id prolly get swissed with bullets and not be able to move but too stubborn to die..then just lay there bleeding till someone found me.
I go and join Hitler. I ain't dying for globohomo, that's for sure
He was just a different version of globohomo.
I don't have the pic but:
>Begs for life in Czech.
All memes aside does anyone else think about Germany losing WWII and get really depressed? That event is like the current day fall of Rome.
The power vacuum was disastrous.
Don't feel sad about it but it is kind of crazy comparing the pre-war status quo to just a few years later. Massive shakeup on the old continent.
No.
no its actually amusing that the guys who fought for 'might make right' got their shit pushed in (again) by starving illiterate peasants and can't stop crying about how unfair it was ever since.
>The power vacuum was disastrous.
it was literally the best years in human history and has a been a disaster since it ended in the 90s
>All memes aside does anyone else think about Germany losing WWII and get really depressed?
I do, the fact that Japan got nuked instead of Berlin is one of the biggest mistakes in history.
nazi germany and rome were polar opposites. the only thing they had in common was aggressive militarist expansion. the romans would be baffled at their racial ideas and the mass extermination of peoples based on supposed racial hierarchies.
there's absolutely nothing honorable about dying for the israelites
Id wear a metal plate and run in a zig zag.
Yes while no scoping nazis.
Just don't get shot or blown up I guess
run to puddle, double Y-Y, get the ray gun and spam that shit
imagine being genetic untermensch who got filtered by the fricking beach
Imagine being genetic ubermensch who got filtered by the Slavs
I would equip and train my platoon with steel shields and when we disembarked off the ship we would immediately form testudo and march across the beach while bullets harmlessly flung off our barrier.
>but-
No. Nothing the Germans had would defeat it.
Like, go in from the side. Either that or Roman Formations.
you wait until air cover takes out the gun emplacements. the entire operation was just a way to kill a bunch of allied troops.
As strange as it sounds, I think the only way you make it up the beach is knowing that you won’t