How you making it up that beach?

How you making it up that beach?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A brisk virgin-walk while pretending to be on my phone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't have phones in 1940

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that’s why he said pretending

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They didn't have phones in 1940
        I hope you mean cell phones.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do a 360 and walk away

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do you mean? I'd be in the bunkers with a machine gun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shieeeeeet

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go around from spawn 1 to the edges of the map, putting down my op as much as i can if i'm sl or spawning on it if i'm not, from there it's basically respawning over and over and waiting for command to call in a bombing run or you get locked out of the fiest point. god what a shit map

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You. I like you.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do a dead man float in the water and pretend to be dead, wait for them to take the pill boxes, then charge in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gets raked by Mg42s.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pew pews for 5 seconds
        >out of ammo
        MG42's are a meme

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no they were excellent. they were top of their class and feared by enemy soldiers
          the MG34 was exceptional too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if not a single tank was able to clear the beach on D-Day the infantry would be fricked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they be shooting at corpses in the water when they're getting shot at buy guys charging them?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because I'm in a pill box and they are not.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Guys in pill boxes lost.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    run up the beach and kill all the germans up there and then establish a beachhead with my fellow infantrymen and then wait for orders to be honest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good goy, we trained you well

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get naked and walk backwards to give them a show. no gay german blasting my white bussy til I get past the beach.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would just yell
    >for my gay, mulatto, grandchildren (xe, xim)!
    and the evil fascist racists would freeze in fear at my moral and intellectual superiority.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brane broken

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >don't you know you are fighting for people that hate you?!
      >instead you should submit to these people that hate you

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of these bad boys

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From what I've read jumping off the side of the boats was a huge mistake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah they would drown because the equipment weighed them down. my grandfather saw that happen to his battle buddies in the pacific

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        KWAB

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lets be honest, knowing what the United States has become, would these men willfully gone through this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the Battle of Britain and Pearl Harbor were enough to get Americans motivated enough to go through with it, yeah

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks pearl harbor wasn't a false flag
        LOL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It absolutely was but they didn't have the internet back then you disingenuous piece of shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can set any arbitrary point in time to ask a soldier if they are fighting for that outcome when the course of events could have spiraled out of so many different directions in between Point A and Point B. Might as well ask a Roman soldier if would fight knowing that Constantinople would one day fall.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not seeing how that follows? As I'm speaking to our current time, also, within 3 generations, as some WWII vets are still alive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost certainly not. The U.S. isn’t just some Marxist subverted cultural wasteland, the government itself actually quite literally hates its citizens with a special hatred reserved for straight white men, the same sort of straight white men they ordered into that meat grinder. The U.S. of 2024 is unrecognizable to even the 2007 one, let alone 1944.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well... it's not like nobody asked them.

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      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that comment section

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, because current state of US is the result of socialist subversion, socialist subhumans like Hitler and Stalin.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With the Holy Spirit.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Anyone who tries to shoot me is gay!"

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the original le runnin up that hill

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny how no one ever questions the stupidity of storming a beach filled with German pill boxes.

    They had literally 100s of other French beaches they could have landed on with far fewer pill boxes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They bombed the defenses for hours before landing but the bombers missed most of their targets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't understand why the ships didn't just actually hit the bunkers before the Higgins boats were sent in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they did, but completely destroying a bunker is very difficult, even with naval artillery.
        some of those bunkers were several feet of steel and concrete with several layers of inner and outer defenses, you can pound it for days and the germans will still be able to use it
        getting your own people in and killing everyone inside is always the best option, especially when you want a surprise element for the overall landing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't know the germans had fortified the beach, and it was the best one for them to land on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If only we had drones and satellites to let us know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They had literally 100s of other French beaches they could have landed on with far fewer pill boxes
      They literally didn't. The French coast is rocky with lots of cliffs, and as such there are only a handful of beaches that are suitable to land an invading army. Hitler knew this of course, and every suitable beach was absolutely fortified along the entire northern coast of Europe; the Atlantic Wall. The Allies made a huge feint to make it seem like they were invading a different area to the southwest, then snuck in while the Germans were distracted.

      They had an extremely limited time to take the beaches because an entire fricking panzer division was rapidly heading back from the distraction area, and if they hadn't secured the beachheads by the time they arrived it would have meant the end of the whole operation.

      Also the other beaches were very lightly defended because the feint worked so well. Omaha and Juno were the only beaches that had any real resistance, and Omaha was only bad because a high tide obscured sea mines and made it so the landing craft had to offload troops into deep water. If you want a historically accurate movie that shows you all this, watch picrel (The Longest Day)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They had an extremely limited time to take the beaches because an entire fricking panzer division was rapidly heading back from the distraction area
        Those panzers wouldn't have made a difference. They counterattacked piecemeal and were bracketed by naval gunfire. Ever seen a Tiger go up against dreadnoughts?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whats the point of all those tank traps when you can just drive right around them?
        It's basically free defenses for the allies.
        Nazis needed to lay off the meth and think about it for a moment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bombers missed a lot of their targets due to shitty weather and fear of friendly fire
      >naval gunfire missed for largely the same reasons
      >the troops storming Omaha were largely blown off course from the planned landing zones
      >entire French coast and NW Europe coast was defended by the Atlantic Wall; the allies needed somewhere close enough to easily resupply the invasion force, but not close enough to where it would be obvious (Pas de Calais)
      >there was really no good way around storming the beaches in the first place in 1944
      All things considered D-Day, despite being underwhelming compared to the gains the Overlord planners hoped for, was a God damn miracle

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a draft dodger and visiting years later as a tourist

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not lol. Guarantee I would be a meat shield, Ike wills it. Oh well. Hot French chicks will flash their pussies to my ghost for all eternity

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we are inheriting governments that fought like cults

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crab walk

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would pretend to be a sapper getting rid of the traps on the beach but actually just hiding behind them.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just run really fast when the ramp goes down and hope for the best

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fire my gun at the bunker, making a loud roar as I do it. Mortar shells go off all around me, spraying sand and water, and then blood and bone. Tom Hanks gives me firm pat on the back, and I look back at him as he looks at me, and I know instantly that he is my man. We go up the beach in tandem, him and I, defying the spray of MG42 fire, and we come into a defilade position. I'm about to give Cpt. Hanks a good piece of advice that I've been chewing on since we embarked on the Higgins craft that morning, when Tom Sizemore heaves his big fat ass between the two of us and gives his two cents. That mother fricker. I recede into the backdrop and not even given a final credit.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By sheer willpower that I'll be defending blacks, illegal immigrants and trans rights in my home country.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill the israelite MP in the boat.
    Turn the boat around.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah killing the driver and taking his place might be the move

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shoot the driver and throw him overboard after stripping his uniform and shoot my finger off before I get back to the ship

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jump over and float at the back of the boat until everyone else has died to clear the bunkers then walk up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get hit in the side by 8mm Mauser from MG42s hundreds of meters away shooting diagonally, across the beachhead
      die

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hundreds of meters away shooting diagonally
        That wasn't in the movie so I don't know why it would be in this hypothetical

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good point
          the reality of the guns on D-Day is interesting. I thought for the longest time it was head on fire like Saving Private Ryan. if you think about for 2 seconds you realize how inefficient it would be to fire out to sea instead of in diagonal lines up and down the beach

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The boats made a bunch of trips

      Also they were made of wood, the only steel was the door/ramp

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My luck Id prolly get swissed with bullets and not be able to move but too stubborn to die..then just lay there bleeding till someone found me.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I go and join Hitler. I ain't dying for globohomo, that's for sure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was just a different version of globohomo.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have the pic but:

    >Begs for life in Czech.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All memes aside does anyone else think about Germany losing WWII and get really depressed? That event is like the current day fall of Rome.

    The power vacuum was disastrous.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't feel sad about it but it is kind of crazy comparing the pre-war status quo to just a few years later. Massive shakeup on the old continent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no its actually amusing that the guys who fought for 'might make right' got their shit pushed in (again) by starving illiterate peasants and can't stop crying about how unfair it was ever since.

      >The power vacuum was disastrous.
      it was literally the best years in human history and has a been a disaster since it ended in the 90s

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All memes aside does anyone else think about Germany losing WWII and get really depressed?

      I do, the fact that Japan got nuked instead of Berlin is one of the biggest mistakes in history.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nazi germany and rome were polar opposites. the only thing they had in common was aggressive militarist expansion. the romans would be baffled at their racial ideas and the mass extermination of peoples based on supposed racial hierarchies.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's absolutely nothing honorable about dying for the israelites

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Id wear a metal plate and run in a zig zag.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes while no scoping nazis.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't get shot or blown up I guess

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    run to puddle, double Y-Y, get the ray gun and spam that shit

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being genetic untermensch who got filtered by the fricking beach

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being genetic ubermensch who got filtered by the Slavs

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would equip and train my platoon with steel shields and when we disembarked off the ship we would immediately form testudo and march across the beach while bullets harmlessly flung off our barrier.
    >but-
    No. Nothing the Germans had would defeat it.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like, go in from the side. Either that or Roman Formations.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you wait until air cover takes out the gun emplacements. the entire operation was just a way to kill a bunch of allied troops.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As strange as it sounds, I think the only way you make it up the beach is knowing that you won’t

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