"Howdy-do neighbor! Good pipe weather. Thought Id fire up the briar!"

Surprising that such a clean-cut Christian would smoke.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cigars and pipes =/= cigarettes

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smoking a pipe is the most old order, patriarchal, fatherly vice. It makes sense Flanders would smoke a pipe if he smoked at all.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He also drank beer. Ned would tell you to indulge moderately.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Until he had his first, and last blackberry schnapps. He was more animal than man!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he used to have other qualities besides being a christian stereotype

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Very humorous line

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Flanders wasn’t just meant to be a Christian. He was the ‘idealized’ nice fit neighbor that everyone liked and Homer always was jealous of.

    It isn’t until later he became a strawman punching bag by the writers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This really sucked. As an adult who now owns his own home, Id love an entire block of Ned Flanders seasons 1-4, but the show gets so mean and twists him to make him unbearable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I used to work with a Ned Flanders (but Mormon) and this guy was the hardest working and nicest person I've ever met. He always made me think of the line in the one episode where Homer says we'd already be in heaven if everyone was more like Ned.

        Flanders being turned into an obsessive Christian and minimising all his other traits is where the term, "Flanderization" came from.

        I haven't watched Simpsons in over 20 years at this point but they do anything with the fact he's had two wives die at this point? Turning him into a Job-like figure who maintains his faith in the face of multiple tragedies?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I haven't watched Simpsons in over 20 years at this point but they do anything with the fact he's had two wives die at this point? Turning him into a Job-like figure who maintains his faith in the face of multiple tragedies?
          Couldn't tell you. I haven't watched it for what I guess was about the same amount of time. I went back through episodes to confirm for my own curiosity and the last season which I came across some episodes I had seen was 16. The episode was broadcast in 2008. It's bizarre to me to think to think that I've seen like 300 episodes of the show and yet there's more episodes I haven't seen than have.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Once every few seasons, there's a halfway decent episode and people start saying "THE SIMPSONS IS GOOD AGAIN" and then I check it out...and it's really not. Modern Simpsons literally pains me to watch it and the voice actors sound like they are dying.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Flanders being turned into an obsessive Christian and minimising all his other traits is where the term, "Flanderization" came from.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not relaxing by smoking a pipe out on your porch while the sun sets
    NGMI

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He probably smokes some herbal blend crap.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smoking tobacco + drinking has to be the dumbest vices to have
    Everybody in 2024 is laughing at you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unlikely

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite episodes are ones where Homer and Ned get along

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Homer Loves Flanders is one of the best episodes

      >Can't talk, see Flanders, later sex
      >"Warning: tickets should not be taken internally." "See? Because of me they have a warning."
      >"Give me 30,000 tickets." "That'll be $950,000." "I only got 10 bucks, can I pay the rest later?" "Sure!"

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Show me a bible verse condemning smoking
    What's that? There aren't any? Well it ain't a sin then is it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd even argue God created tobacco for the White man to enjoy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sneed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kys Christard preferably with cigs and alcohol asap

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    christians were smoking and brewing booze for a long time. monks were getting drunk quite frequently and probably still do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God blessed us with malts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn be this content

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's still time, anon. Be the drunken monk you were born to be.

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