>Human heaven?

>Human heaven? Goodness me! Humans don't go to heaven. Oh no, someone just made that up to prevent you from all going nuts.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Atheists will never fully embrace what it would take to advance the human race but want us all to toil until we die with zero hope anyway.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't believe in heaven? Atheist

      have a nice day.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atheist are basically the incels of religion, they're butthurt about everyone else getting their paradise

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m an atheist and I believe most people need religion and it evolved for a reason to prevent our advanced ape brain from cascading because of existential nihilism.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The joke here is that the robot believes in robot heaven even though that was just made up to stop it from going nuts.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the joke is less reddity in context

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, positive atheism is the pendulum swinging too far in the opposite direction out of spite and/or dimwittery.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        agnostics have it right.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they never give the cat an actual name?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's a Black person

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you watch the show then?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          But the other characters could have given him a name. They could have had a line like "I don't want to keep just calling you cat. What do you want to be called?" or "How does this sound for a name?"

          Can I frick your ass?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only after you take your meds.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cats don't have names, they just refer to each other as "hey, you!"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But the other characters could have given him a name. They could have had a line like "I don't want to keep just calling you cat. What do you want to be called?" or "How does this sound for a name?"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          they probably did and he just didn't care.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This makes the most sense.
            "Hey WHATEVER-YOUR-NAME is!" and he just didn't even respond.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was Chairman Meow

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the other characters could have given him a name. They could have had a line like "I don't want to keep just calling you cat. What do you want to be called?" or "How does this sound for a name?"

      He was the last cat in existence. There was no chance of him being mistaken for another cat. It's like when you say "mom" or "dad" at home.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Until The Promised Land.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Red Dwarf miles long and thousands of decks but only has a crew of around 170? Was there some miscommunication in the shows creation? The crew would realistically never see each other unless they all congregated in a small part of the ship. What is the point of the rest of the ship then?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They kept retconning that as the series went on, when Rimmer gets put on trial by Justice it's for
      >Second-degree murder: one thousand, one hundred and sixty-seven counts.
      so 1,169 total crew including Rimmer and Lister. Then one of the novels (IIRC it was Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers) bumps it up again to 11,169

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This infodrop never clicked even though I've seen the episode multiple times. Thank you for clarifying. This is something I've always wondered about. That makes sense now. Thank you again.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a transport vessel for the Jupiter Mining Corporation, most of it is cargo space

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found Red Dwarf to be quite tedious and humor very on the nose. I don't understand what people see in this show

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It comfy.
      Even though the show takes place in a massive area everyone just gathers in this very little space and the small cast make the show very cozy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I like it because I like it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. He doesn't have to justify himself to neurotic dweebs on Cinemaphile

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The phrase 'no accounting for taste' was likely first coined about 800 years ago, anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the crazy situations that would put Dr. Who to shame.
      >White Hole
      >Pool with planets
      >Good vs Evil wax robot war
      >Entire planet of Rimmers
      >Ace Rimmer
      >Resurrected T-Rex eating all the ice cream
      >White Hole

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a gay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theres very few sitcoms that are based in sci-fi or fantasy and even fewer of those are halfway decent.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >country that will never have a presence outside the earth’s atmosphere makes show about how much it would suck to be in space

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this show, and recognised "good" episodes in contrast to bad ones, but I honestly barely ever laughed. I used to watch it as a kid on BBC2 and then it was time for bed, so may e it was the enjoyment of the last thing I'm allowed to watch (didn't stop me coming to eurotrash, the channel 5 softcore film, and sex cetera when I got upstairs)
    I really liked the theme tune though and the models used for the ships etc.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the stuff I watched back in the day seems unfunny now

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wax was born Ruby Wachs and raised in Evanston, Illinois, the daughter of Edward and Berthe Wachs (née Goldmann). Her parents were Austrian israelites who left Vienna in 1938 because of the Nazi threat.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was abysmal, only the Brits could tolerate that dreadful unfunny ugly woman. Oj giving her the juice will a always bring a smile to my face esp as she starts kvetching afterwards

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not wrong.

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