>They love wearing tiny as possible shorts to show off their physique.
God they are such fricking bawds sometimes. I shot instant boners. I wish I could have a huge muscular ripped man with a mild amount of hair on his chest who I could share a bed with naked.
He was never as as physically strong as Cena, his muscles were more showy than functional. Cena didn't have Brock Lesnar's freaky speed but he was unusually strong even for a muscular wrestler.
There's much heavier or equally as bulky wrestlers who weren't as functionally strong as Cena, the weights he could comfortably lift in the gym and in the ring were pretty wild.
I like how this board knows enough freemason illuminati lore to understand exactly what John Cena was doing tonight. He wants in to the Club so badly, and they're making him work hard for it
It's not a humiliation ritual. John Cena has done many humiliation rituals in the past, such as his weird connection to China, but this naked thing is clearly just a sexual fetish of his.
He is being brought through the wringer because he is connect to Vince's decades unchecked degeneracies. More so that his legacy in media and being a positive role model would destroy a subsect of servicemen and women. The price you pay to be the center of attention with bad people. You get what you fricking deserve.
What was the point of this whole spectacle?
Maybe if there was some kind of relevant meme that would just have him go on stage naked like that it would make sense but there was no reason for it.
They just put Brolin through the same thing last night.
I think Brolin is actually aging better
Buffoids love to show their muscles
They just loooooooooove muscles.
If I knew you could just treat men like worthless sex objects while facing no social or career scrutiny whatsoever, I would be naked much more often.
post bod
The deconstruction of John Cena that started at Wrestlemania 36 is now complete. It is now time for him to Rebuild.
the gay mafia is working overtime it seems
True. He’s in this thread right now spazzing out about ice cream again.
you really think gays are into this?
there’s a subset of the gay community for almost every body type a man could have.
roudbawd lovers are not uncommon.
Was the point of this to get me horny and wet? Well it didn’t work, Cena isn’t my type.
He's very fit.
yeah, he mogged the entire audience.
natty?
Dude likes showing off, you've never met a roided out bodybuilder before? They love wearing tiny as possible shorts to show off their physique.
Also since this body is incredibly unsexy it's also comedic.
>They love wearing tiny as possible shorts to show off their physique.
God they are such fricking bawds sometimes. I shot instant boners. I wish I could have a huge muscular ripped man with a mild amount of hair on his chest who I could share a bed with naked.
It has to be. Every time I turn on my smart TV this poster is plastered on the home menu. I wonder who he got on the wrong side of.
I would sooner frick Zac than John.
gay
I’m straight though. Women are awful.
It's so over
they are normalizing the next generation of troon behaviors
>standing in front of everyone showing your ripped physique
>humiliation
Literally everyone has already seen his physique in WWE. This isn't anything other than a humiliation ritual.
That'll teach him to badmouth China.
Dave Bautista seething that he could never pull this off
He was never as as physically strong as Cena, his muscles were more showy than functional. Cena didn't have Brock Lesnar's freaky speed but he was unusually strong even for a muscular wrestler.
>he was unusually strong even for a muscular wrestler.
whats so unusual lol. look at his legs.
There's much heavier or equally as bulky wrestlers who weren't as functionally strong as Cena, the weights he could comfortably lift in the gym and in the ring were pretty wild.
I like how this board knows enough freemason illuminati lore to understand exactly what John Cena was doing tonight. He wants in to the Club so badly, and they're making him work hard for it
You suffer from apophenia, OP. It's time to stop sieging heil and start sieging help.
I need him to sit on my face!
Explain homosexuality to me, I don't understand. He is male, he smells bad and is nonsexual.
>he smells bad
Proof?
>He didn’t actually show the goods
Fricking fraud.
Im gay and this is gross
He looks flabby
That's probably just his age.
He really doesn't.
It's not a humiliation ritual. John Cena has done many humiliation rituals in the past, such as his weird connection to China, but this naked thing is clearly just a sexual fetish of his.
Is he on steroids?
The veins bulging on his body just don't look right.
He's done powerlifting for 25 years
It's all CGI; he's actually wearing a motion capture suit. You guys are so naive.
ofc he is
True, Shekelstein and his vermin are in full damage control.
He is being brought through the wringer because he is connect to Vince's decades unchecked degeneracies. More so that his legacy in media and being a positive role model would destroy a subsect of servicemen and women. The price you pay to be the center of attention with bad people. You get what you fricking deserve.
What was the point of this whole spectacle?
Maybe if there was some kind of relevant meme that would just have him go on stage naked like that it would make sense but there was no reason for it.
Humiliation ritual
whats the gematria on this one fellas?
John Felix Anthony Cena
April 23, 1977 (age 46)
West Newbury, Massachusetts, U.S.
Word life.
who gets sacrificed for John Cena on May 11th 2024?
44 days before his next bday
46 weeks after his 46th
China=46
70th day of the year
>showing off your ripped body
how humiliating
>
You morons are braindead.
I don't see anything. Where is he?
Judeo-Satanic humiliation rituals don't exist.
BING CHILLING
Cena always had a butt on him
He thiqq
I would agree with you, but it is literally impossible to humiliate a prostitute. They are beneath even that.