HUMILIATION RITUAL

Starring Keanu Reaves and Ana De Armas

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO YOUNG ATTRACTIVE LADIES PLEASE DONT SUCK MY wiener ANYTHING BUT THAT AHHHHH

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's so god damn perfect, It's unbelievable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        mhmm

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        MoistCr1TiKaL aka Charlie will forever be based to me for making this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >charlie
          mate its nick fuentes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I had my speakers blasted and my kids nanny heard that(she is showering in my bathroom this evening)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're getting arrested for sexual assault you dumb Black person.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How do you say "dumb internet gag " in Guatemalan?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, thanks for that gratuitous info.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Frick her bro
          Go in the shower right now and frick her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There it is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Keanu went so far on such lousy line reading

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Point Break is a classic.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    k wait- that looks like something is in her mouth IRL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's called a tongue moran

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's just her tongue. Trust me I'm a dentist.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      1 milisecond after they turned 18

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1 milisecond after they turned 18

      kek

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This meme always reminds me that bat-tards use shit like this happening to batman as proof that he's not a mary sue.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I see this pic I always imagine in Keanu's voice "don't suck my wiener! Don't suck my wiener! nooooooooooooooo!"

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to impregnate Kaya Scodelario right fricking now

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAH NO SEXY LADIES DON'T SUCK MY DICK AHAHA I'M SO HUMILIATED LOOK AT ME BLUSH

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I believe it

    They were making fun of Keanu's fear of young women but he never caught on
    he thought he was part of the joke not the Witz-an-sich

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But they actually look like a normal couple, looks matched too.

      If you saw the two of them together on the street, without the celebrity. They're a normal couple.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cast the remake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Knock Knock is a remake.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH YOUNG GIRLS ARE PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME US GOVERNMENT

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this movie really about two chicks breaking into a mans house and raping him? Like, that's the actual plot? I strongly suspect it is not but I'm also not going to watch this shit to verify my assumptions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it literally is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Remake it with two men and a woman and have the men taunt her about how much she actually wants it and likes it.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Movie would have been like ten times better if they cast Idris Elba instead of Keanu. That's facts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post hairline right now, troon

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANA DE ARMAS PLEASE DONT SIT ON MY FACE, PLEASE DONT SUCK MY wiener AND THEN SIT ON IT AND RIDE ME

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