>self sustaining and self reliant, lives off the land and enjoys true freedom >a woman shows up and pulls him away from comfy hermit life to solve the problems of women and minorities
The humiliation ritual is that Luke STOPPED being a hermit
Which other characters had to drink green titty milk after hearing their best friend died? Were they white males? The producer literally have his face crossed out in their cubicle
Luke acting like this would have been good if it was to test Rey’s patience, just like Yoda did with Luke. Also when Rey was handing Luke his lightsaber Rey should have said something about her defeating Kylo Ren and she deserves to be a Jedi for her victory or something of the sort that would show her ignorance in the ways of the forces and what it means to be a Jedi. This would make Luke toss his lightsaber aside in a way to teach Rey her first lesson of having the weapon and power of a Jedi doesn’t mean you are a Jedi.
The ascetic hermit life is cool though
idk why this is the thing people got so pissy about
>ITS SO HECKIN COOL SEEING A JEDI MASTER LUKE BECOME A NEET HERMIT.
Yeah, like Yoda.
If you can't comprehend the difference between Yoda and Luke, you're exactly the fan Disney wants.
>self sustaining and self reliant, lives off the land and enjoys true freedom
>a woman shows up and pulls him away from comfy hermit life to solve the problems of women and minorities
The humiliation ritual is that Luke STOPPED being a hermit
>self sustaining and self reliant
>jerk off an obese alien with a israelite-nose and swallow its load
Wait til anon finds out where milk comes from
chad cow got 4 dicks
welcome to the penis zone, stacy
I was joking about the fact that you don't know where milk comes from but you've just confirmed you've never seen a cow in your life
imagine thinking cows are real
anon doesn't know about cows
oh my god
yep
>"NOOOO Luke can't live like a farmer!"
feels good to not have autism.
>Luke just finds out, his best friend Han is dead
>Goes and drinks green titty milk right after
You must have autism because it's not about him living like a farmer moron lmao
>find out your best friend is dead
>so he shouldn't be thirsty
Movie makes fun of Rey, Finn, Poe, Hux and even Snoke
>Ok
Movie makes fun of Luke
>NOOOOOOOO MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED AGAIN
Why are Star Wars fans like this
>makes fun of
Which other characters had to drink green titty milk after hearing their best friend died? Were they white males? The producer literally have his face crossed out in their cubicle
>showing a white man living a free and independent lifestyle is... LE BAD
drinking green titty milk from a disgusting alien after hearing the death of your best friend = living a free and independent lifestyle
KEK
You drink white titty milk from a disgusting animal, are you saying if your friend died you'd stop drinking milk?
What exactly are you angry about?
I don't drink milk
Confirmed non-white
Star Wars fans complained about the prequels, the games, and the expanded universe books like this too, lest we forget.
They are never satisfied and will b***h about anything and everything. They unironically deserve everything that has happened to them.
yeah I never got why that was such an issue, just displaying her hermit life. TLJ gets worse as it goes on though
dey here
Luke acting like this would have been good if it was to test Rey’s patience, just like Yoda did with Luke. Also when Rey was handing Luke his lightsaber Rey should have said something about her defeating Kylo Ren and she deserves to be a Jedi for her victory or something of the sort that would show her ignorance in the ways of the forces and what it means to be a Jedi. This would make Luke toss his lightsaber aside in a way to teach Rey her first lesson of having the weapon and power of a Jedi doesn’t mean you are a Jedi.
But he's NOT trying to teach her a lesson
The movie made that pretty clear