Hwat de yoo teenk abawt de acteeng talens ov Christafuh Lambeht?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I read that in his voice and now I can't stop laughing.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lambert disproves lookism, he's short with a Chernobyl forehead and eyes going in different directions and yet he bagged Diane Lane and Sophie Marceau

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was a highlander, how were the women supposed to resist?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's handsome as frick and you're moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's handsome in a bad boy kinda way. Most singers disprove lookism like Mick Jagger and Billy Joel.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you haven't watched mean guns tou haven't lived

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good taste

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CAS-TI-GIR!! 😀 , he said, in his very jarring Euro accent which really distracted from what the film was trying to do. Then, he became the original trenchcoat sneaker samurai. The only thing missing was the fedora.

    I wonder if he did his trusty 20th century assistant a time or two when she was, you know

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I teenk Fortress is an excellent B movie.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Der can bee ohnly won.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOO SPANEESH PEEwiener

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think he was a better Raiden than the other guy, but both did a good job.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The original Chalamay. Greystoke tarzan = Wonka, Highlander franchise = DUNC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Greystoke tarzan
      I didn't know this movie existed. A new movie to watch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It might be the most kino Tarzan.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now I have to see it too. Ralph Richardson GOAT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's awful. They cast him because he couldn't speak English and it didn't matter

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i touched the pan anh i hurt mah hand

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop bullying Christopher. He couldn't speak English before Highlander and learned the entire English language for the movie.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thing I can't believe is that he is basically blind without his glasses so he had to memorize the sword fights for all the Highlander movies because he literally couldn't see the other guys sword when filming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did smash peak Sophie Marceau

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Highlander is Kino

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How hard could it have been to just get a Scottish actor?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone knows Scots are tarded.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did get a Scottish actor but he played a Spaniard/Egyptian instead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With an ivory hilted katana, I can’t imagine a less useful material to make a hilt out of.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why did the MacLeods love katanas so much?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure in the first movie Sean Connery turned him onto Japan in general, if not the specific weapon. Connery warns him against falling in love, mentioning Shikiku, who of course dies.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Uhhhh he just takes Ramirez’s sword off his body after the Kurgan kills him. I assume he would have had to find someone to teach him how to use a katana to fight with. Fighting with a katana and a claymore are very different things.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why did they pic a wop to play Duncan Macleod? Why does anyone do anything. Cocaine is why.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Adrian Paul is British. Just happens to be half Italian.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Barack Obama is American, he just happens to be half black. See how dumb that sounds?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't care, Adrian's cool. Stay mad, mick.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Slainte

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: The Quickening is kino and you can suck my dick!

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