I always thought her being hot was a modern design thing, but she was always bad as frick.
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I always thought her being hot was a modern design thing, but she was always bad as frick.
>4'9
So about my height. Keep in mind I'm an adult male.
>4'9"
>145cm
gosh darn it man
and i thought i was a menlet
I'm sorry
I love short guys. They try so hard and get no appreciation. I'll appreciate you. I'd be so good to you.
>4'9"
>95 lbs
imagine
Can't, I have a bad imagination
Kelly Osborne is that small
Whatcha doin', Johnny?
Johnny got over that bout of bad taste, I see.
Johnny fricking wishes.
She has his picture on her dresser
Correct.
That just an average body for a healthy woman.
Wrong.
Surprised this hasn't had a lesbian addendum yet.
Your cursor is in the screenshot.
she's based on Zelda from Dobie Gillis so she is supposed to be hot
This tbqh famm
Didn't her and Dobie end up married in the end?
>95 pounds
Some sources list her at 110 pounds. Which is most current/accurate?
Considering this OP pic was in a Scooby Doo calendar I had when I was 11 years old (I think it was for 2002), I'd say that's the most reliable.
for a moment i thought her weight seemed to little, but actually yeah, for an approx 145 cm 15 year old girl, it's quite normal
assuming she has no muscles, normal bone density and fat distribution, and her breasts aren't unusually large (which all seems to be the case) her BMI would be about 20- squarely at "normal"
>no muscles
yes, she clearly has no muscles, she's a very average girl who's at most a little stocky round the legs but not significantly enough for it to affect her body mass
Velma being able to lift five or six hundred pounds and run with it was a constant running gag though. She's strong as hell.
it's a cartoon
so is your life
She literally carries the team
She cares about the fitness of her body
Trying to remember what episode it was where the girls are getting ready for bed and Velma is just doing a bunch of sit ups
When they disembark from the rowboat, instead of climbing onto the peer like the rest she fricking vault-jumps.
Velma might actually be the Team's Tank with how strong she is.
Lesbians tend to be very active and physically fit
Lmao no they're not they're all fat landwhales
Strong fat
i'm not glad that he's not frozen in there and that we're not out here
Remember when she started thirsting over totally-not-Stephen-King?
She's a lesbian
*bi
Lesbian
*bi
Wrong.
You realize lesbians can date men before coming out. That's what happens in Mystery Inc.
While CompHet relationships exist, so do women who are bi that call themselves lesbians because of how easy it can be to subdue your attraction to men around men.
Regardless, not every Velma is a lesbian, nor is Velma a better or worse character when she's written gay, straight, or bi.
Why can't she be bisexual? I mean it's less mental gymnastics then saying a lesbian can date and even frick guys before she decides " nah, I only like women now".
Bisexuals don't exist. The sooner we can stop entertaining this insanity the better.
Damn, I've been erased by the lesbinazis.
Do asexuals exist?
in the context of a person who isn't attracted to either sex? yes.
I personally think they just have low sex drives and say they're asexual to fit in. But I'd sooner say asexuals are real than admit bisexuals are a real thing.
>mfw
he just hates straights anon
So you admit bisexuals are just straight
>So if its queer and body positive, its porn, and if its straight, its just erotica!
Yeah there's a reason people hate the straights.
lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence.
Shaggy was never her type anyway, would've made more sense for her to go after fred
Velma did that and just went full moron with the relationships. Among other things.
I've thought a lot about this push to have Velma be seen as strictly a lesbian rather than bi. I think it has something to do with how many shows leaned into bisexuality as a way to "have their cake and eat it too." So a lot of lesbians and/or people who like lesbians are frustrated that every girl on girl pairing is between two bisexuals and not two lesbians. So when they decide that they want velma to be gay, she can't just be bisexual (which would be consistent with her having had male love interests in the past.) They have to retroactively say she's always been a lesbian icon and any evidence to the contrary was studio mandated or just her being confused. At this point velma being gay has become bigger than velma, the character and so it's doubtful we'll ever see her show attraction towards a guy again. And I don't know why that bugs me so much but it does.
>here's your new scooby doo series
If those aren't redesigns and instead new characters I'm fine with this.
They're new characters.
So it's like 13 Ghosts the anime edition
Half right. It's Scooby and Shaggy still, but the image is about them going to japan and accidentally unleashing a bunch of mythical japanese monsters.
Based, it's the 80s status quo going to Japan.
Smiling gays btfo. The east always wins.
Obsessed much?
She's thirsty for anything hot
That isn't hot though
Nice opinion
Same to you Cinemaphilemblr
Lesbians tend to have better taste than comphets. That's proof that Velma is definitively a lesbian
*hot women
Frick that movie and their damn pet. Thst trash movie as as canon as Velma.
The older I get, the more I gravitate towards Daphne instead.
Velma's girlfriend
>SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
Hi! I don't think I've ever seen a Velma of yours, but that Daphne is looking great.
>daphne hiding with shaggy 1
Where's 2?
Velma isn't just into guys, but shes absolutely straight with no chance of being into women, ever! Death of the Author, so and so forth. We could make her Indian, we could make her black, we could make her Asian, we could do ANYTHING we want with her, shes the people's now. Gay, Straight, Bi, Ace, it doesn't matter.
None of this matters.
>we could do ANYTHING we want with her, shes the people's now.
And the people want her to be a lesbian. You can't invoke death of the author it belongs to the people" to fence sit when the people have a set vision for her. You fail post modernism forever.
You're slipping into parody.
Keep your posts believably genuine otherwise everyone will know it's bait at a glance.
Learn post modernism first.
Also she belongs to WB for another 40 years so there's that.
>the people
Hello! I'm the people! And i want her to be bi like me!
But she's a lesbian so you can't do that.
Your trips can't stop me anon!
Damn, look at that lesbian experiment with men. Totally valid.
They have better characterization with each other and have more interesting dynamics!
>the big buff guy and the "smol" Girlfriend
>the dumb jock and the smart nerd
>the greaser and the square (the Danny x Sandy dynamic in Grease)
>they're both seriously into martial arts (velma trains in judo, johnny does karate)
>both are fans of wrestling (professional wrestling that is)
>they both have a tendency of getting involved in other people's business.
>they're both retro throwbacks to 20th century culture
>None of this matters.
Gay representation always matters
She's fat.
I was 6'1, 130ish lbs in high school (until I was forced to join sports for graduation credits).
Will she be lesbian in the next reimagening?
Duh.
People have gotten much uglier overall so even plain old velma is considered a model in comparison to what's normal now. Sad, very sad.
Velma is cute though, back then and now
Yeah but she gets cuter when you're used to seeing this everywhere
You're right. I'm gonna ask my artist friend to draw Velma lovingly sucking dick.
>15
No way in hell