I am a Navy SEAL. I own 87 dogs and spend less than 6 months in the continental United States. I live in the Baja with a thousand gallons of potable water and a silo full of tortillas. The Vietnam War was started by chimpanzees. If you haven't faced a chimpanzee in the arena of battle armed only with a polar bear femur, you're not a true patriot.
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>Buncha slack-jawed homosexuals on this board
heard a guy doing an impression of him in a video game the other day
Sasso nails it.
I haven't seen much MadTV but he's great on that series.
I prefer his Kenny Rogers
Jesus Brian, let the man finish his bit
I feel like he needed to be there to keep it going and with the corrections, led Sasso to be even funnier.
I watched the impression he did on Mad a long time ago and he is now so much better at it that if you close your eyes you can't tell that it's not Jesse.
god damn that's great
he literally does him perfectly
He is great and was also in the funniest Sliders scene.
It'sh a conshpeerashyyyyy
He was so bad on theo von. The mad ramblings of a schizophrenic with a skullet. It's not endearing any more just sad
this guy's YTPs are kino
GOVERNOR VENTURA
HOW YOU BELIEVE A MAN WITH A SMALL PENAS
who
Nice b8
No bait on god
You mad moronic no cap
Hello Chris Kyle. I didn't realize they had internet access in hell.
I love that Ventura didn’t let that dishonorable piece of shit get away with his lies. The widow tried to lean hard into pity and remorse and Ventura did not give two fricks
He might have lied on that occasion and had his problems but he was still a hero and I like him better than Ventura.
How is he a hero? He just shot random kids and civilians then came home and made up all sorts of fake stories.
The kid was only in the movie. He shot terrorists.
not the other guy but wasn't it confirmed that kyle basically faked all of his stories that he himself told and confirmed it's all real and he lived it
>confirmed that kyle basically faked all of his stories that he himself told and confirmed it's all real and he lived it
Which is it?
a lot of his war stories were fairly legit he saw a lot of combat but a lot of his stories are complete bullshit like him shooting a guy that tried to carjack him, the guy was a sociopath that wasn't even that well liked in the seal teams and liked to jerk himself off about his career and did some very questionable if not straight up war crime things to get more kills in country. he's no hero but nobody in war really is
Here’s the truth, at least so far as I see it. There are heroes, but most of them don’t come home, and the rare ones who do are either so oblivious to their own courage or so humble that it never occurs to them to try to cash in on it. I’ve seen guys risk court martial at best and certain death at worst to save their comrades, random civvies, hell, I saw one dude risk getting shot to absolute pieces just to pull a stray dog to safety. You see so much dehumanizing shit, *do* so much dehumanizing shit, that anyone who had any semblance of a soul to begin with treasures what remains of it, will do almost anything to remind themselves that they’re still men, not the monsters war forces them to become.
all seals are lying coward annoying homosexuals and dont even do cool special forces shit. they are just shitty assassins. glowBlack folk just pay crackheads for their assassinations and they still do pretty well
>and dont even do cool special forces shit.
That's probably due to the fact that they're Spec. Ops, not Special Forces.
go back to /k/ boomer homosexual
>like the guy who wanted to be a rich hero for shooting children and became a grifter
>dislike the guy who always stood up for what he felt was right, unpopular or not, actually tried to be a reformer, and became a grifter
If you actually dig deep into the trial you realize that there was witnesses for both Kyle and Ventura who said contradictory things.
It really is a he said situation that can’t be proven either way.
crazy how it turns out two attention seeking celebrity Black folk are both sociopathic lying scumbags
One of them was lying during the trial but I don’t know who.
Kyle was a pathological liar who claimed he shot looters during hurricane Katrina.
Some literally who said Kyle said that.
I have become Boomer-core destroyer of bussys
Anthony Cumia doing Jesse' Ventura's voice is fricking great
>"MIND CONTROL!"
His Tony Soprano trans AJ bit kills me every time
I ASKED ROSS MANDELL TO STOP BY
>served but never saw combat
>"Until you have hunted men, you haven't hunted yet."
>served but never saw combat
>never saw combat
what did jesse mean by this?
he was in the 80s right? probably did drug searches or some shit. the us has been at constant war for like a century so im sure they have these homosexuals doing ~something~ other than jacking each other off every day
he was in the navy from 1969 to 1975
I worked at this restaurant a few years ago and he came in and every drink he ordered, the waitress who brought it to him spit in every one
i hate wagies
And you didn't tell him about this? Scum suckin', pea-brained, mouth breathin' pencil-necked geeks, the both of you.
What a passive aggressive c**t
If you allowed her to do that you are just as guilty
this is why i stopped tipping. i even try to get other people to stop tipping if they are with me now
maybe he thinks that's hot you little geek
Frick eating out, you people are trash.
I want to beat the shit out of that disgusting rat.
Why the frick didn't you call out that subhuman behaviour?
>t. slack-jawed homosexual
He looks like a buff Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show
HI jimmy
O&A Party Rock!
SEAL
wiener
Are there any that are competently edited?
He's a loon but he's based and served his country. Coulda kicked Hogan's ass easily
>never names the israelite
>tells you to get vaxxed
What's his problem?
do you name the israelite anon?
do you?
SUPER THERMITE PAINT
>The line-crossing ceremony is an initiation rite that commemorates a person's first crossing of the Equator.[1] The tradition may have originated with ceremonies when passing headlands, and become a "folly" sanctioned as a boost to morale,[2] or have been created as a test for seasoned sailors to ensure their new shipmates were capable of handling long, rough voyages. Equator-crossing ceremonies, typically featuring King Neptune, are common in the Navy and are also sometimes carried out for passengers' entertainment on civilian ocean liners and cruise ships. They are also performed in the merchant navy and aboard sail training ships.
>In 1995, a notorious line-crossing ceremony took place on the Royal Australian Navy submarine HMAS Onslow. Sailors undergoing the ceremony were physically and verbally abused before being subjected to an act called "sump on the rump", where a dark liquid was daubed over each sailor's anus and genitalia. One sailor was then sexually assaulted with a long stick before all sailors undergoing the ceremony were forced to jump overboard and tread water until permitted to climb back aboard the submarine. A videotape of the ceremony was obtained by the Nine Network and aired on Australian television. The coverage provoked widespread criticism, especially when the videotape showed some of the submarine's officers watching the entire proceedings from the conning tower.
>Australian
>All of them
no need to divert it anons
shit like
happens in almost all the naval forces
also other branches have certain "rites of passage" too
most of it is rather harmless and mostly just a show of courage or some silly dare
it's not like russki army where you get beaten until they have do amputate your legs and make you a cripple for life just because they feel like it
why are you talking to me like youre laying down some wisdom? everyone knows those things happens and everyone knows 99% of the time its not gay. are you literally autistic and dont know how banter works?
>submariners
>australians who arent even allowed to see small tiddy porn
are you posting that because its weird that it wasnt more gay?
who arent even allowed to see small tiddy porn
What did he mean by this?
Exactly what he said. Small breasts are illegal in upside-down bong land.
Then how does Margot Robbie exist?
That’s why she moved here.
https://theweek.com/articles/497091/australias-small-breast-ban
t. Chris Kyle
you're a fraudulent ass homie
>let his hair grow back out to wrestling length
Is he going to start wearing the earrings again?
Heck he's coullding with aliens!
Who was in the wrong here?
Neither. Some people don't mix, and sometimes it's nobody's fault.
Jesse "I hate Al Gore more than I hate black children" Ventura is based