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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you alright? Wanna talk about it?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Midbrow take by a IQ 100 poster who thinks that having no facial reaction and not raising one's voice constitutes "subtlety".

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Um sweetie...?
    You're just supposed to just say
    >IM ACTING

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No mo half-measures uncle

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ITS DUNE
      dunc

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why dunc

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          jpeg factory reaction image.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >implying shit "memes" like dunc deserve any better

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hes dunc for

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he's a dumb brute becuse... HE'S LE BALD AND SCREAMING
    bravo denny

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, it's an autistic shitstain gets scared and triggered by displays emotion episode. Lots of reruns of this one.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't get what he was saying at all. Is than an IMAX thing or an ESL thing?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Actual sign of autism. A shame. You'll never enjoy movies as intended.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked his performance

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Harkonnens have Aryan gladiator fight under the black sun
    >call out "based"
    >negress whispers "he cute"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Black person in cinema
      >whispering

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >how could the trick be to mindless bomb any rock formation
    >I wanted to send people in the sandddd
    >ahhhhhhh

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"FIND MUADIP"
    >*go to desert*
    >*find muadip*
    >*RUN AWAY*

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt they cast in this movie such talented actress as Sydney.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes saar i am of agree

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He would just forget about the hecking quest

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LISAN AL-GIBMILKIES

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i liked him a lot in knock at the cabin.
    he proved he could play small and lower energy, i would like to see him continue to branch out.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bautista forgot he wasn't at wrestlemania kek. Total pantomime dunc performance.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      his fricking proportions holy shit. actual goomba maxxing

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Miniseries Raban did it right, in fact pretty much the entire cast were better in every way

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's gross to look at

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ham hamburgeerrrr

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The pacing of part 2 really threw me off. Denny chose to spend a bunch of screen time on some head scratching shit. I talked about this in the previous thread, but they acted like Feyd was supposed to be the final bad guy; they gave him a 30 minute intro/gladiator fight/scene where he bangs that French dyke, and you start thinking he's gonna get a bunch of screen time, but for the rest of the movie he gets like 5 minutes of combined screen time before he unceremoniously jobs to Timmy. He was pretty cool too, sucks they didn't do shit with his character. I thought the Baron was supposed to be doing 4d chess when he brought in based nephew who was gonna have a softer touch to replace Rabban who was doing war crimes, but I guess they scrapped that plan? Did he have a bigger role in the book, or was he supposed to be a side character?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in fairness, feyed does deal with the fremen much more effectively.
      also his role in the book is pretty much the same, he gets a really cool intro then gets forgotten about until its time to job to paul at the end.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >in fairness, feyed does deal with the fremen much more effectively.

        You're talking about in the book right? Because in the movie the only thing he does is aerial bombard the Fremen caves and mud huts, burn a bunch of birds with a blow torch, and kill Muttdaya's friend by setting her on fire. Which is fine I guess, but it only embolded the Fremen, and also why didn't Rabban just do that instead of fricking around and screaming his balls off when he got pissed? He didn't do shit the entire emovie either, just to job to Josh Brolin at the end. Wait, why did all the Harkkonens job in part 2?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >job

          what

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            "job" is a pro wrestling term, it means to lose to someone to make them look more powerful and threatening.
            doing your "job"

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >is a pro wrestling term
              Ah, okay. So it's a term stupid people use, got it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you are the white walkers and your job is to bring about the long night
            you're a bunch of jobbers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why was Lea even in the movie? She's in for about 5 mins, such a pointless role.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. She didn't even show her breasts. What a waste.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > I thought the Baron was supposed to be doing 4d chess when he brought in based nephew who was gonna have a softer touch to replace Rabban who was doing war crimes
      It's funny that you mentioned that, that's actually his plan in the book - he puts Rabban under pressure to get things done and knows he will fail and be hated by everyone which would made Feyd look that much better after he gives the planet to him next. I didn't really see that in the movie but I guess some of that was still in if you picked it up without having read the book

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >in fairness, feyed does deal with the fremen much more effectively.

      You're talking about in the book right? Because in the movie the only thing he does is aerial bombard the Fremen caves and mud huts, burn a bunch of birds with a blow torch, and kill Muttdaya's friend by setting her on fire. Which is fine I guess, but it only embolded the Fremen, and also why didn't Rabban just do that instead of fricking around and screaming his balls off when he got pissed? He didn't do shit the entire emovie either, just to job to Josh Brolin at the end. Wait, why did all the Harkkonens job in part 2?

      it wasnt translated super well, but the movie shows that feyd succeeds in wiping out all the northern fremen holdouts which is seen as satisfactory.
      the southern hemisphere is believed to be uninhabitable, and the harkonens are not really aware that millions of fremen live there in secret.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it wasn't translated super well
        You're being too kind. Feyd literally says spice production has been restored to the North after the assault on that Fremen stronghold. It was very clumsy but I guess it's necessary if people can't even comprehend explicit dialogue.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Harkonnens have studied Arrakis for centuries, why'd they make this blunder? Herbert cucked out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they acted like Feyd was supposed to be the final bad guy
      >he gets like 5 minutes of combined screen time before he unceremoniously jobs
      I haven't watched DUNC but that sounds just like the book.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they turn him into a complete b***h in part two?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he is the worf of arrakis.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go on Google
    >look up Bene Geserit Ferguson mommy for a cheeky wank
    >her wiki page comes up
    >turns out she's younger than me
    >mfw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's dark.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Planet o' 'jak

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rabban was like that in the book. Hence, his nickname, Beast Rabban.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like how they were starting to hype up a fight and then he just dies instantly like a b***h
    cool
    ok
    I didn't really need or want two extended knifefights but why hype it up then he just dies lol
    Have him driving around in a tank blowing people up and he gets stuck with C4 or something.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How they going to convince me a man that size would immediately be floored by a kick from a man Feyd's size?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      By unpredictable ambush. Feyd did that flying kicks out of nowhere.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rabban was a fricking nobody in the book, how does he end up being a big enough role in the movie to warrant a poster

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's played by funny blue man

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do half the promotional images of DUNC2 depict ugly people screaming?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw you had a long night committing war crimes and you get up early to commit more war crimes.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bald
    >white
    >stupid
    >caroonishly bad
    >worships a black sun
    Hey look it's /misc/

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rabban dying so quickly isn't that big a deal when you realize most of the Dune books are about cool characters being built up and then jobbing anticlimactically
    >Sardaukar job to worms
    >the Baron jobs to a two year old girl
    >Feyd jobs to Paul
    >Paul nearly jobs to a zesty tleilaxu midget only to later job to the desert
    >Leto 2 jobs to a bridge

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is that chani?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stop saying job

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The scene where Paul sends Duncan to kill the dwarf is one of the most kino scenes in history
      >AIIEEEEEE—thud

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      leto II's death is actually kino though. And paul didn't job to the desert, he jobbed to a bunch of randoms outside the palace which is definitely worse. frick book 3

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >leto II's death
        >Leto 2
        >Leto Two
        >le Totwo
        >le Toto
        Not le Hans Zimmer. Shows once again that Lynch knew what he was doing and Villeneuve does not.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Leto 2 doesn't job to a bridge, you moron. he jobs to a river

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was the worst part of the film. I hate Bautista.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, i kind of expected a better battle between him and brolin but he got killed in like five seconds

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >MY LORD RABBAN!!!
    I thought it was Jeff Ross so I laughed my ass off immediately

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie doesn't even mention that Bautista is being kept on so the people of Arrakis will welcome his replacement
    >Bautista is just 'reassigned...'
    Did this movie keep ANY of the Duke's skullduggery? Frick.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I
    WANT
    CHICK NUGGIES

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was in the pub last night and dave batista was there and I beat the fricking shit out him. he died and I assume he's still dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah he's still alive. I saw him at the hospital and he was talking shit about you

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zests in your path

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bogged into another multiverse

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sees Maud'Dib
    >Immediately flees
    Such a moronic scene.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Dave: I want more serious roles!!!
    >Dennis: Auh.. Shure . . .
    >casts him as a screeching bald moron just like in GOTG
    Thanks Denis

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how could the emperor
    TAKE
    EVERYTHING WE'VE BUILT
    and give it to that DUUUUUKE

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=44
    What does Cinemaphile have against Bautista, did he say something mean about Trump? His role was pretty clear-cut, he's supposed to be a cartoonishly violent, spittle-emitting maniac, and he delivered to a T, it was fun watching him rage constantly. If you're implying that this is the only kind of acting he can do, then you're wrong, because his small, but memorable, role in BR2049 is very subdued

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >charatcer is a dim wit brute with anger issues
    >portrayed by a dim wit brute actor with anger issues
    What exactly is the problem?

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they had killed off Bautista the same way as Rabban died in 1984

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish they had killed off Bautista
      Come on now, anon. He might be a terrible actor, but he doesn't deserve death.
      That's something that should be reserved for Zendaya.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Alia should gom jabher.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime I see this guy with a normal skin tone it feels wrong. He was fine in this and Gotg but he looks like a fake cgi person in everything else.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PAUL MUAD'GIBMEDATS

    LISAN AL-GAIBMEDATS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like that Hawaiian guy whose cover of Over The Rainbow got popular years after his death. You know who, right?

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he acted like a literal beast
    BRAVO DENIS

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >AHHH! Black person!

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