> I am all the Sith.
> And I am all the Jedi
What did she mean by this?
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> I am all the Sith. > And I am all the Jedi
> I am all the Sith.
> And I am all the Jedi
What did she mean by this?
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I'm a plot device and a statement not a character
It's pretty straightforward.
I am Ironman
That line was so fricking stupid. Yeah we know. You don't want to mention anything about your life, your purpose as a human? Just market your brand in your final moment? Good riddance.
[Verse 1]
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves, will he fall?
Why would he say "I am all the Sith"? That just means he failed at keeping an apprentice, there's supposed to be two Siths not one.
>somehow, Vadar returned
Palpatine was (or saw himself) as the end result of all the Sith, each Sith throughout the rule of 2 became more powerful until he was the end result.
no he was literally All the Sith
he says in Revenge of the Sith that "Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us" he genuine considered Anakin to be his legitimate successor until he was maimed
No, not really. That was just Lucas jerking off the concept of Vader of being the most overrated movie villain ever. Watch the Plinkett reviews. He mentions this.
>i'm le good
>i'm le bad
I’m every woman!
they were both carrying semen from their respective teams inside them
If they actually revealed in X that Palpatine did possess her and all the last 3 movies were unreliable narrator status and were just her hallucinating that'd actually make me watch it.
>they actually revealed in X, formerly twitter, that Palpatine
fixed
no u
If you look closely this frame is the Scottish flag so it is a homage the Mel Gibson film Braveheart. Bravo, Nolan.
God I hate this garbage, Star Wars is just the worst.
She should have said "eat it, Barney" like it was in the original script
There is only so much force power to go around.
Sith get half, Jedi get half.
By reducing the amount of sith to a master and apprentice the sith maximized force power in an individual.
Rey will do the same. Take only one padawan until she retires.
the force is in everything, it's about being force sensitive of whether or not you can use it.
you're thinking of an anime
>it's about being force sensitive of whether or not you can use it.
So it all boils down to midichlorians ...
They should have pulled a "It's over 9000!" moment rather than "I'm all the Ironman" then.
>I am all the Sith
>not having him say I AM the Sith to show he's egotistical and reference the I am the senate line
Terrio: Hey, how about we have Palpatine say "I am all the Sith.", because Ironman and shit?
Abrams: Great! Have Rey say "I am all the Jedi" to hammer it home!
Terrio: Let's also insert a scene of dead Jedi joining her or something.
Abrams: Nah, we're already over budget and on a tight schedule. We can't bring all those actors in. Let's just use voice snippets like I did in episode 7.
Terrio: Can we include Ahsoka? I like Ahsoka!
Abrams: Dude, stop sexualizing Ahsoka. She's Filoni's waifu.
>I know what this scene needs!
>what's that?
>Freddie Prince Jr!
Are you threatening me Master AlltheJedi?
She should have said "time for your prune juice gramps" and then unceremoniously slice of his pecker.
>Kills the skywalker bloodline
>turns out shes literally comes from Palpatine spunk
>Im Rey.......Rey Skywalker
will never not make me laugh
It's all so bad, unfathomably bad. At this point I'm all for a fresh start 1000 years after the last movie in a completely different galaxy. Just start the whole thing over, stop nuking this corpse from orbit and move on.
>I'm gonna honor the Skywalkers and bury their lightsabers on Tatooine
>the place were Anakin was enslaved and his mother got raped and died by sand people (he says he hates sand numerous times to Padme)
>the place Luke hated and wanted to get away from, the place where his foster parents got horribly murdered
>the place where Leia was enslaved to a giant slug crime lord
Such happy memories for the entire Skywalker family
She should have buried Leia's on Alderaan
She should have buried the franchise alongside that old hag
Buried Anakin's lightsaber (the "Youngling Killer") in sand as well. I bet it was extra coarse and rough and irritating, and it got everywhere.
>"This dagger has done horrible things"
>she says while holding the lightsaber that has killed children and 70% of the Jedi order
This bothered me so much.
She should be fricking aware too since she witnessed some of that lightsabre history in TFA
Saber I mean!
She basically also had a whole character arc in TLJ about not blindly revering history, and Luke was pretty clear about how that lightsaber was irrelevant. Plus, the saber literally ended up being destroyed.
The problem is that Abrams is a complete hack and only cared about "muh fanservice", and Star Wars fanboys are incredibly stupid, shortsighted and know very little about their own franchise other than "memberberries".
I'm so pissed they didn't stick to their guns. Having Kylo Ren literally rebuild the mask was a perfect metaphor for how little of a shit they gave.
As little as I liked TLJ I'd have preferred actually continuing it to TROS and that really was the actual deathblow to it, their reversal. You already committed, just go for it. At least you'll have people defending it. They really did find a way to piss everyone off and honestly that is hard to do. As it stands no one can feasibly enjoy the trilogy because 2/3 of if is Abramschlock but the middle entry is his bizarre contrarian bullshit and Riangays can't enjoy it either because they clearly panicked and ruined what they saw as the game changing entry. It's basically impossible for anyone to truly enjoy them. A real accomplishment.
>Luke says see you around kid to Kylo
>huh, well looks like they're going to do a reverse Obiwan and have him appear to the bad guy
>never sees him around
>huh, well looks like they're going to do a reverse Obiwan and have him appear to the bad guy
The Trevorrow script draft ("Duel of Fates") actually had Luke appear to Kylo and "haunt" him. I think the chances of that making it to the finished film were quite high, had Trevorrow stuck around. In general, he was very much picking up where TLJ left of. And while the draft was very rough around the edges, it was already significantly better than what ROS ended up being.
I'm generally not a "what we didn't get is better than what we did get" guy because its a rather ignorant view, but with the Trevorrow script it's genuinely the case, even before it was cleaned up. It's a much more consistent story at the very least.
no matter how many times this plebbitry is reposted, it's just as valid and true and sensational and all my this wow
The funniest part is they wrote scenes where a character awkwardly asks for a character's last name into two different Star Wars movies
Did they? Pretty sure that was in ROS both times. Or was it also a think in TFA?
Solo doesn't count. It's basically just a parody.
>kill me rey and i will take over your body
>rey kills palpatine like he told her to
>rey says she is skywalker
>disney pretends like palpatine is not in reys body now
it is so funny
Was Sheev trans all along? Or just a chad autogynephiliac?
extremely semitic
I hated how they just pulled out a sabre for Leia and gave it the same treatment as the Anakin sabre
>all the Jedi
>Not just the men, but the women and children too
Kino
>"I am the Phantom Menace!"
>"And I am The Return of the Jedi!"
Bravo JJ.
It's a difficult concept for those uninitiated with trinitarian thought to understand. Allow me to give you an explanation of the Godhead. In the beginning...
Yin and Yang slob
But Yin isn't actually all the Yin, anon. Because there's a tiny bit of Yin in Yang as well. And vice versa.
>I am a Mary Sue
Why are the Jedi so revered anyway? Ignoring the creepy shit from the Prequels, all that's ever said is that crap Obi-Wan monologues to Luke.
So what, they were a bunch of glorified soldiers? That's fricking it? Why is Luke so obsessed with being a Jedi in RotJ? They try to pass it off as if it's some higher existence, but it really wasn't. The only thing it affected was combat prowess.
>Why is Luke so obsessed with being a Jedi in RotJ
Something to do with Yoda? I dunno, he never had anything much of a purpose until Jedi shit
They were warrior monks rather than soldiers. Episode 4 has some implications towards that, and Yoda confirms it in episode 5.
Then the sequels and their stupid lightsaber action stuff happenened and trivialized all of the spiritual stuff that had been set up by the OT.
>sequels
*prequels. Though you can argue that Rise of Skywalker made it even worse.
They are wizards. Basically knights with magic powers. Of course Luke would think they are cool.
In the original movie both jedi and sith are just legends that people barely even believe in anymore. They were revered like stories of Merlin are revered in real life.
Lighsabers and fighting people is for morons that suck. Apex force users just let the force lead them to inevitable victory.
>Umm why would some moisture farmer on a shithole dust planet be attracted to the idea of becoming a space wizard with telekinetic magical powers and traveling the galaxy
You're legitimately and unironically fricking moronic.
You misheard. Her real name was Alda Jedai.
Good girl rey. She brought Star Wars back for kids and took it of obese smelly sit in manchildren who sit at a computer all day going REEEEEEEE that’s not my Star Wars
Too bad that RoS was literally made with those smelly obese manchildren in mind. That's the main reason that "somehow Palpatine returned" in the first place.
I thought the smelly obese manchildren were the ones who liked the Sequel Trilogy?
Mauler certainly doesn't, and he's the archetype of a smelly obese manchild.
No, it's more of a tumblr audience. I guess that's now twitter.
>I guess that's now twitter.
Twitter didn't particularly like the sequels though.
/film/ and critics liked TLJ. OT fanboys (who hated the prequels) loved TFA. No one at all liked ROS.
I was kind of thinking of those sort of people who go to those SW events and never shut up about it online. Before tumblr shot itself, they were contained there but now they're all over twitter.
>who go to those SW events and never shut up about it online.
Are those even the same people? I don't picture the youtube grifters who rage on and on about Star Wars (either about the things they like or the ones they hate) as the kind of people who'd actually go to those conventions to meet people in real life.
No, it's not the rage ones, it's the present fanbase. The women and the manboys who go to those things and enjoy the sequels. Though I'm sure a part of it is that whole counter culture bullshit. They like it because you don't sort of thing.
>The women and the manboys who go to those things and enjoy the sequels.
Again: No one large group homogenously enjoyed "the sequels". There were those who enjoyed TFA, but hated TLJ. There were those who enjoyed TLJ, but hated ROS. And then ... no, that's it. There are also prequelgays who hated all of the sequels on principle, and those are pretty much those who seemingly make up the majority of online voices when it comes to Star Wars, or at least they are the ones who always bring the topic up anywhere.
They did. I will not press this any further.
I am correct and you are not.
Saying you are correct doesn't mean you're correct.
But it does to me.
It meant that the movie was dogshit
In the original draft she simply said "Peace and love, homie. Peace and love."
writers consider themselves severely underpaid and underappreciated btw
>tfw Rey is going to be the main character of more Star War movies than both Luke and Anakin Skywalker.
test
Still banned
moronic Disney non-canon
That said the rule of two is also moronic EU garbage
oh, its shrimple: she became the Mary-est of Sues imaginable and then she girlbossed so hard she destroyed all of the sith for all of ever and has been and ever will be.
But they don't know that. The dark side still exists.
How can there be any dark side when nobody wants to watch Star Wars movies anymore? Checkmate.
>movies
Lots of people watch the streaming shit though.
And cinema is done anyway.
The force is female
That's Nike, actually. Not Star Wars.
She was embodying an archetype, a technique well documented in Esoteric Hitlerism. Read Serrano.
They literally just copied the end to Endgame and thought normies would eat it up.
>I am inevitable
>I am Iron Man
She unironically should've replied with "And I am a Jedi", implying that just one Jedi is enough to counter all the Sith.
Standard prostitute-shit.
“I’m the most important thing here and no one gets to play with the toy you made unless I say so.”
Rise was cringe all around but TLJ was just fricking bad and boring
>boring
You probably cannot sit through anything that isn't low-brow action schlock.
i recently watched Daylight with Stallone and enjoyed it most of the time. Modern CGI slopfests are boring and uninteresting if the story, characters and dialogue are bad.
>i recently watched Daylight with Stallone and enjoyed it most of the time.
That just means you have terrible taste.
>Modern CGI slopfests
You do realize that the sequels have significantly less CG elements than the prequels did, right? TLJ in particluar, which you criticized.
"And I am Gay!"
Now it's powerful