>I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it further

>I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it further
I mean, with an attitude like that why would anyone do business with the empire?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A signed holo of the emperor is priceless.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you think they lost?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too centralised on top
      tarkin doctrine built the wrong machines for wrong war
      vader was incomponent in new hope and betrayed the empire in rtj

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do business with the empire?
    Because might makes right.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vader is not typical of the Empire. He does whatever the frick he wants so long as Palpatine doesn't step in and tell him to not

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reading this triggered something in me. I remember I used to wonder why Darth Vader would act like this and why he turned to the dark side and I always thought I'd get this amazing back story some day...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You did. You just let some fat, gay polack who has never made a genuine film convince you otherwise.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Keep telling yourself that, prequelcuck. You will forever be the annoying 5 year old in the theater gurgling with joy at the Darf Mol lifesavers and just watching the pretty pictures instead of noticing the supremely shitty story. No amount of seething over redditlettermedia will ever change that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just watching the pretty pictures instead of noticing the supremely shitty story
            Film is a visual medium. I'm sorry if you're hamstrung by a need for a plot.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Prequelcucks, gentlemen and gentlemen pretending to be ladies.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If I wanted pretty imagery without plot I'd go outside.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vader is absolutely typical of the Empire, who were already established in the last movie as freely lying to get what they want.

      https://i.imgur.com/W4kNnrt.jpeg

      >I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it further
      I mean, with an attitude like that why would anyone do business with the empire?

      That's why everyone who wasn't cowed by their military force was trying to overthrow them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. That's why Leia talked about Tarkin holding Vader's leash. Vader behaved like a blunt tool of destruction when the Emperor wasn't around.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >used to think Vader was awesome as a kid
    >realize he's a b***hboy homosexual as an adult

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didn't help that the prequels clearly demonstrated Vader was a b***hboy homosexual well before he ever became Vader

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >PTSD from the war? NO I HAD RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS AND THAT HAS TOTALLY NEVER HAPPENED TO ANYONE ELSE
        No wonder Luke whooped his ass in ROTJ.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dead wife and mother
          >"relationship problems"

          kek

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Luke saw the cremated remains of his aunt and uncle and still didn't become a dick. He even saw Ben get killed.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >still didn't become a dick.
              He tried to murder his nephew in his sleep and then ran away and hid from everyone for decades.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was Jake Skywalker

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably had nothing to do with being born a slave and then being abducted by a weird alien religious cult who allowed your mother to be raped and murdered by literal monsters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vader and Anakin are distinct entities

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >PTSD from the war? NO I HAD RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS AND THAT HAS TOTALLY NEVER HAPPENED TO ANYONE ELSE
        No wonder Luke whooped his ass in ROTJ.

        He is basically Lucas's self insert. Him and Luke. So yeah he has no idea how relationships work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          buck broken by his divorce and the Bush administration

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IMagine if Thrawn had been in charge instead of vader in the OT,

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wanks off to some art
      >dies
      Cool. Thrawngays suck old tires.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thawn woudl have made sure every escape pod was blasted in new hope at teh start ,also he would stayed over tatorine and suprevised the searh for droids , blockaded planet closed down space port , vader fricked off back to the death star

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Thawn woudl have made sure every escape pod was blasted in new hope at teh start ,also he would stayed over tatorine and suprevised the searh for droids , blockaded planet closed down space port , vader fricked off back to the death star
        Average Thrawn fan.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thrawn would have never even boarded leias ship because letting her quickly get the Death Stars plans to the rebel alliance and letting them blow it up before they holohoaxed Alderaan would have been part of his master plan since he understood their culture perfectly after looking at their cultures paintings on wookiepedia.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >woudl
        >teh
        > ,also
        >he would stayed
        >tatorine
        >searh
        >droids ,
        >port ,
        I mean you're not wrong but come on man

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >man
          wrong aslo ESL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The EU is super cringe

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am upsizing the meal. Pray I do not upsize it further.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At this point there would be nothing to stop Vader killing Lando and all his employees then nationalising Cloud City as an asset of the Empire or maybe gifting it to a powerful Moff to secure his loyalty to the Emperor. Vader is being uncharacteristically magnanimous when he makes some small alterations to the deal while still intending to leave Lando and his operation as he found them. Han Solo is not Lando's family, he's not even a close friend really, and the rebel princess is a stranger Lando met five minutes ago. Vader reasonably assumes that these people won't matter much to Lando, because they really shouldn't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vader realized Lando was having a typical muh dick moment when he was a ruthless pragmatist before the white woman showed up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >killing Lando and all his employees
      Who would run teh city
      >Cloud City as an asset of the Empire
      its in the outer rim ass-end of no where

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They paid well.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did the rebels not just hyper-space jump into the middle of the death star with a droid ship and blow it up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have faster than light travel
      Why would wars even exist? If someone is conquering the galaxy then just flee to another galaxy bro.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Suicide drone strikes were an alien concept to a civilization that had hyperspace travel and autonomous ai droids. Go figure. Lucas should have stuck to the Flash Gordon space fantasy conceit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Suicide drone strikes were an alien concept
        Do we have any information about pre-intergalactic Star Wars humans?
        IRL humans have barely started space exploration but we realized the utility of suicide drones and guided missiles long ago.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Suicide drone strikes were an alien concept
        Do we have any information about pre-intergalactic Star Wars humans?
        IRL humans have barely started space exploration but we realized the utility of suicide drones and guided missiles long ago.

        (Me)
        I'm moronic I reread your post and realized you were commenting on how dumb it was that they didn't understand such a basic concept.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could be worse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the sequence of this and Luke staring contemplatively at the two setting suns in the peak of the entire trilogy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are no flame troopers in the sand trooper corps.

      Who is this even possible?

      lucus is such a hack

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fricking hood gypsy jawas trying to get their droids back and chucking a thermal detonator at them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a kid I always though that's what happened if you go hit with a laser. You just couldn't see the stormtrooper's bodies char up when they got shot because of their armor.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the dead stormtroopers are actually crispy skeletons
          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's much cooler. they should have hired you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was Boba fett moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always assumed they gunned down Owen and Beru and all the droids, then set the place on fire afterwards with whatever flammables were already there as fuel.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I mean, with an attitude like that why would anyone do business with the empire?

    It can get worse

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every fricking major streaming service and cell phone provider does this more often than Vader.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Google has updated their privacy policy!"
      >click the buttfrick me harder button

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woah, OP realized the Empire is an evil terrorist state that is ruled by a literal Satan. Congratulations. You are 47 years late. It was literally stated in the opening crawl of the first film.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's crooked but it's the only game in town.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know this homie, he works at netflix

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >netflix
      netflix mentioned 🙂

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I mean, with an attitude like that why would anyone do business with the empire?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joke's on Vader. I wanted an altered deal the whole time

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ALTAR THIS
    *teleports behind Vader*
    >stab him in the back with my lightsaber (he didn't know I was a Jedi because I can hide my powers like Jacen Solo)
    >Heh Guess Obi Wan didn't teach you too well huh little Ani?...

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am known for being flexible in my negotiations, I also recommend you… pray more often. God loves you.
    Vader is such a nice guy 🙂

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there some other entity you're doing business with, you wretched rebel?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a dreadful noise rebs make when they are happy.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Empire was ran by morons and lasted like three decades. It was not even worthy of a full textbook page compared to the old republic and all the other empires of its scale. The day that shit was made official it was already on life support.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely wept at how badly the prequels mauled the timeline. I always got the impression from ANH that the Empire had existed in some form or fashion for at least 50 years for how Obi-Wan waxed all nostalgic about the "times before the Empire" but he was ancient.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How many wars did Obi-Wan go through?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At least two, since he said "Clone WARS", not "Clone War".

          Go live in the desert for 20 years and lets see how young you look homosexual.

          >this sad meme

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            interesting even yoda called it the clone war in ATC

            luxas screw up again , scuh a hack.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go live in the desert for 20 years and lets see how young you look homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Obi-Wan seen some shit during war and post war. Qui-Gon was lazy 60 years and got killed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Star wars, like the majority of fiction, fricks up its timeline and overblown time periods by a lot. The old republic lasted 20000 years. The sith plan took 1000 years to be fulfilled. Its stupid.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you not finish the movie? That attitude is why Lando betrays him.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did the empire track the droids to the sandcrawler?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're very precise.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there really that many lost driods roaming around the deserts of tatorine that jawas can make a living driving a massive sand crawler around picking them and then driving it to random moisture farmers and holding importune markets , its absurd.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just assumed they were either stealing droids from settlements, taking used droids off peoples' hands and reselling them, scavenging disposed droids, or a combination of the 3.
      I assumed them finding R2 and 3-PO was just a happy coincidence for them that they took advantage of.

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