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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish people would forget about Batman.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something in the way

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOMETHING'S IN MY ASS

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm down for a sequel but I'm also fine if they just leave it as a standalone. Also a part of me kinda doesn't want WB to do anything that might actually make money because Zaslav needs to suffer more.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Jokerbait at the end was shit, and there isn't really much you can go with that corrupt rich/disenfranchised poor lesson.
      Maybe environmentalism with Ivy or underfunded science angle with Mr. Freeze, but it would shift too much on the supernatural.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Catman

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how the movie has to hastily make Riddler cartoonishly evil to distract from the fact that he kind of has a point, given how corrupt all his victims are revealed to be.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cartoonishly
      Common sentiment but I think the conclusion has reason. Batman himself started the cartoonish trend when he put on tights and brawled with thugs, if he can take that one step to the absurd in the name of justice then why can't another take the next step?

      Though I agree that it's ooc for a big brain like Riddler to act so brutish.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My problem is that they decided to take inspiration from Zodiac but whatever reason felt the need to overcomplicate everything with the sympathetic "fight the corruption" shit.
      Zodiac-Riddler is a great idea for "nolanizing" a Batman villain like Riddler on paper. It's just going from a common albeit intelligent and attention-seeking serial killer to some anarchist nerd with an agreeable point ruins it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't ruin anything

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is there left to talk about

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a great first movie. I can’t wait for the squeal

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >great
      >admitting your have no standards.
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we had this thread yesterday lil bro

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had to remind people it existed because everyone else keeps forgetting.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easily my favorite live-action Batman, can't wait for the sequel. Now that Bruce has learned Batman needs to be a symbol of hope, I'm hoping we see him come to understand that Bruce Wayne can be equally useful as Batman in the fight to better Gotham. Maybe we can even have an action sequence during the day time where has no choice but to fight without his suit.

    Then, after putting away a few more of his rogues, I think the third movie should explore his family's legacy and his mother's history of mental illness in Arkham Asylum. It could be a brutal, fast-paced and claustrophobic action movie combining elements of The Raid and Mad Max, where Bruce is trapped in Arkham with all of his rogues, lead by The Riddler and Joker (Or Hugo Strange?)

    What do you lads want to see in the sequels?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you lads want to see in the sequels?

      Robin.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm hoping we see him come to understand that Bruce Wayne can be equally useful as Batman in the fight to better Gotham.
      Good idea but that's never going to happen, people making Batman don't care about Bruce Wayne.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is it about this movie that makes Cinemaphile seethe so much

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing. This board seethes as easy as it breathes over basically anything.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen X grandpas who can't let go of Adam West.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bad film, shit main character, horrible cast.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      rewatching Nolan's movies and literally accepting nothing else

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nolangays and Snyderjeets

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least neither is as pathetic as being a fan of a nobody like Matt Reeves. Have you seen any of his interviews? The guy is an insufferable gay.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing is worse than being indian

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just too goddamn long. No capeshit movie has any business being three fricking hours long.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it'd be perfect if they cut all the cat Woman stuff out, like just hint at stuff with her and save the reveal for the sequel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just play Subway Surfers on the side, maybe a Tiktok as well.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf happened to the art

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      for you

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally did forget about this movie the day after I saw it in the theater. It's the most milquetoast Batman film ever made. Even the second animated Batman film with Mr. Freeze was more memorable.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >things that didn't happen
      You don't have to jerk yourself off to look cool lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah this is more memorable than the mediocre Freeze movie

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Penguin was too gangstery. He needed to be a bit more of an aristocrat

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was long as frick and handled Riddler terribly to the point where he might has well have been an oc

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this movie could've been great, but
    >Emo Bruce being a complete ass to Alfred
    >Riddler switch
    >Spanish
    >The black female Mayor winning after her opponent is assassinated
    >The Bomb
    >The railway
    >Catwoman

    I have some hopes for the Penguin series though.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Penguin was the best part for sure

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And I'll say more
      They should've used this opportunity to really frick Bruce up.
      The bomb? Frick him up good.
      The Train Rail overpass? Frick his back up.
      I wanted to see him limping at the end. Really struggling.
      But no, this Batman felt as strong as Superman, bulletproof too if I remember correctly.
      Hell he was fricking bombproof.
      And the black commissioner Gordon should've been an OC as well. Why can't movies have OCs that aren't fodder?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet you keep making these threads saying that.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Classic Dano.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are we gonna get Paul Dini's tragic Mr. Freeze in a AAA DC film, goddammit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully never because I'm sick of the Nora shit being rehashed over and over and over again
      You can watch Gotham if you want a live-action rehash of Freeze's backstory that isn't Schwarz

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sequel should have a female teen Robin.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good, you sucked.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And despite this, everyone seems to start furiously jerking off over it any time it's mentioned.
      Glad to see I'm not alone in thinking it was dogshit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go to any Youtube comment section of a The Batman video, and you have casual morons claiming that this is somehow the most "comic accurate" Batman. In reality, it's probably the least comic accurate, counting all the live action versions.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is it less comic accurate than Nolan?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nolan's Batman is based on a myriad of comic stories, thanks to co-writer David Goyer. I saw almost nothing in The Batman that was lifted from the comics. Maybe a little bit of a few awful stories like Earth One and Zero Year. Riddler was completely different, Penguin was Italian American and working for Falcone, Batman was bulletproof, etc.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this is the Batman George Lopez refers to when calling Batman a fascist

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't even bad

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Action wasn't really that great and the only thing that stuck out to me was how many times they played the nirvana song

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman is such a shit character. I think I only liked him before because I was an edgelord, but man is he boring as hell. Now that I’m older, he comes off as childish and tryhard. I read he’s a piece of shit in comics that’s borderline evil too.

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