I am Last of the Mohicans.

I am Last of the Mohicans.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was pretty good. It was better than The Patriot. Or if you really want a laugh, Al Pacino did a colonial-era adventure movie in the 1980s.
    I love Madeline Stowe even though she can basically only act like a mascara model acting in a movie. Also, this was the start of Daniel Day-Lewis' method actor bullshit. I mean, we can't blame actors for being over-the-top personalities, but these New Hollywood Mega-Method guys haven't turned out better performances on average than people who don't huff their own farts about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this was the start of Daniel Day-Lewis' method actor bullshit
      you mean my left foot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      blah blah blah

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this long time ago when I was a kid. So it's a movie where women start a war?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worth the romance slog for the kino last 10 minutes chase.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actually Queen Keepachuck was the Last of the Mohichans™

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually Queen Keepasneed was the Last of the Mohichans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think you'll find his name was actually

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome movie.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine getting cucked so bad you volunteer to be burned to death

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what is the point to keep going after your waifu selects the better, more breedable man?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        to jerk off to the thought of them together?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that was some bs. Just more propaganda i guess.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Portrays the injuns as brutal and the bad guys
    kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >retcons Magua's motives from the book that the British general gave him liquor and made him an alcoholic into the general killed his whole tribe
      >adds scenes between Magua and the French general where the general mustache twirlingly manipulates him and plots his demise
      >adds a epilogue monologue from Chingachasiatic where he complains that the white man came and ruined their way of life
      >the bad guys
      Been a while since you've watched this one, huh?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know an Indian from Oklahoma that was an extra in this and said Day Lewis smelled like complete ass and ball sweat because he refused to take a shower.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He insisted on running everywhere inbetween shooting the film. It took him two hours to get to set every day which caused some distress to producers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He should try acting

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they cast any real Mohican actors? Bit disrespectful if you ask me.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's fricked up that this is a Michael Mann movie. Didn't realize that until recently.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love everything about this movie, but particularly the sound design and score.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this movie should have been an hour longer. everything feels rushed. really great tho

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Natty Bumpochads ww@
    >shoots a rifle
    >splits the bullet
    >kills two doves

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