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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That makes you bi.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do homosexuals and heteros seem to hate bi chads with equal fervor? it's like they want you to pick a side but bi chads don't HAVE to pick side since both avenues are open to them. truly a bizarre reaction to have. same with centrist political ideas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're not "bi". You're gay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          see?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            See what? You're just a gay trying to be "interesting" by pretending you're still into chicks. I thought all you gays were about accepting yourselves. Keep it simple stupid, which is communicated using the acronym KYS

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gay people not only accept AIDS but embrace it. Bi men introduce AIDS into hetrosexual women, although as rare as it may be, there is still a chance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're not "bi". You're a porn addict.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doing all the boring shit men do for women so they'll frick them, and then just fricking another guy is not just gay, it is homosexualrociously mondo gay. It is actually gayer than just being gay. You are double gay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because they dont have to face “oppression” or whatever, they never had to struggle like gays or trannies to touch or molest children, so the lgbt hate them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You will always be told you can't pick a side. That's how humanity see's things. It's this side or that side and that's all it ever will be. Stay ascended anon. Why not both is the patricians choice. Long story short envy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >heteros
        for some reason the idea of people fricking both men and women blows a lot of straight people's minds. I've never understood it and it's moronic as all hell.
        they also have a reputation for being bawds which is kinda hilarious
        >gays
        holdover perception from the pre-2010 period that they'll inevitably settle down with the opposite sex because it's easier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you know when you see a guy with a really scraggly beard and think "he should just shave"? it's like that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there is no “bi”. you’re just a homosexual. even worse than a regular gay because you spread homodiseases to women who otherwise wouldn’t be exposed. you’re a double homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's based though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all the replies proving your point
        kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >a-actually, dozens of people calling me a moron means I had a point!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In this case unironically yes, based actual moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >NO HECKING EVERYONE THINKING I'M A moron DIPSHIT MEANS IM HECKING SMART, IM NOT DUMB IM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >continues proving point
                Keep going kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >NO HECKING ACTUALLY GETTING SHOWN WHY IM WRONG MAKES ME RIGHT IM NOT COPING AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >if I sperg harder that proves he is moronic
                Your logic is flawless anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No need to share your strategy, it's clear to everyone itt.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >stops sperging in all caps the moment it's called out
                Funniest post from you yet, what else you got

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm laughing look at the picture I'm laughing and not extremely assblasted after getting btfo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >not a single thought to actually challenge the original point
                >b-btfo...
                kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what evidence do you have to support your claim that I, a bisexual, am not truly sexually attracted women or just pretending to be? I love women, can and have been in relationships with them, feel love for them, really enjoy kissing and being intimate with them, and I also happen to enjoy sex with men sans all the intimate and romantic stuff. I don't like kissing men, and in fact it repulses me. I don't like holding hands or anything, just the physical sex. I'm just one example of bisexual as well as there are many variations. some people can feel romantic love for either gender, some only for men, etc. but as far as me pretending to love women? completely bogus. so what's your evidence?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                See, none of that shit matters. What matters is you frick men, which is gross.
                I don't care if you drink and appreciate fine wine, you still drink toilet water.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >goalpost status: MOVED

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, it's really sad and pathetic to try and larp as someone else for negative attention.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What's sad is people like you trying to argue while having no argument

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, you should stop and bother your single mother when you feel lonely. It's her fault you failed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >y-you're mom
                Getting really desperate aren't you anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When you're banging dudes, are you the banger or bangee? Cause to me it just sounds like you like sticking your dick in things too much.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like sucking dick and getting fricked. I'd probably be into fricking dudes but since I have a small dick I don't really enjoy being the top. If I had a bigger dick then I would 100% be into chasing traps.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I always pitch, never catch. Fricking a twink made me realize that women are fricking harpies and most straight dudes are so beat down and pussy whipped.

                Imagine dating a girl and she knows that you could drop her in a heartbeat and find someone else within a week even if you were older and fatter. That amount of power only true chads and bibros can wield.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gays guys hate bis because they think they will eventually leave them for a woman.
        Straights hate bis because they don't get it and think you're just being a pretentious homosexual.
        Both parties think you will eventually cheat on them for the other.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's because your still gay. Just because you shit in a toilet some times doesn't cancel out being a gross motherfricker that shits on the floor.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This perspective doesn't even make sense.

          By that logic, doesn't it mean that straight women are drinking toilet water all the time?

          Either you're a big misogynist or your have an inferiority complex where you see yourself as unattractive.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He has indeed proven himself to be thoroughly moronic in his subsequent replies

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think we broke them, anon. Let's hook up and then play halo and go to a strip club.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >we
                anon, I have better things to do than give attention to a samegayging middleschooler

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What is with gay enablers and pathologic dishonesty? It's like seeing a dog eating a turd vs a human eating one. But you know this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bi men are gay. bi women are straight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bi
        >chads
        No, "bi" is pure cope.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >bi is cope

          The largest group of "lgbts" are bi.

          Cope for what? My dick gets hard for men, my dick gets hard for women, and womanly men, and manly women and whatever. Not sure where the cope lies.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If you're bisexual you're not bisexual. Here's why:

            Gay: Likes same gender 100%

            Straight: Likes opposite gender 100%

            Bisexual: Likes same gender 50%, opposite gender 50%

            According to biology men are 50% male and 50% female, and women are 50% female and 50% male

            That equals 100% male and female

            In conclusion, you are not bisexual, you are simply gay AND straight.

            There is a difference

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Women are 100% female (XX) and men are 50% male (XY). The Y, so to speak, is attracted to females. The X is attracted to itself, as females are (again, so to speak) and desires the Y's attention
              Women are not gay men and they are not men just flipped around.
              Bisexual men are GAY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because your likely just gay but trying to standout. Most gays I've talked to don't even believe Bisexuality is real.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Most gays I've talked to don't even believe Bisexuality is real
          What kind of schizos are you hanging out with?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is no advantage for a male to claim bisexuality since both sides reject him. Just look at all these comments ITT and yours, which you claim GAY MEN reject the idea of bisexuality. Big surprise there. Both gays and straights are equally threatened by and have irrational hatred toward bisexuals. It perfectly mirrors the right wing vs left wing dynamic since both sides start foaming at the mouth whenever someone holds a centrist and/or more nuanced perspective about x political issue. No idea why bisexuals trigger straights and gays so much but there it is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bisexuals are degenerates who spread disease to normal people

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sounds pretty based. I hope that the one 5/10 girl who decides to give you a pityfrick transfers a disease to you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because you catch gay diseases and spread them to women

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          straight guys give women the clap all the time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's called community service. You're welcome!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The homosexual man everyone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're not a "bi chad", you're just a degenerate that will frick any willing hole

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not true
      a lot of homosexuals sleep with women even though they hate it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've had sex with dudes but I vastly prefer women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no such thing lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FPWP

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ice T: "No, that makes you gay."
    >Gay homie 1: "whoa... I never thought about it like that"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >But I always say NO homosexual tho

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does he look like a 3d character?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's the makeup job making his complexion look really smooth and his accurately cut hair/beard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Then I got news for you, that means you're Sneed.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fin explains to the squad what "on the downlow" means
    >They all stare
    >"Hey don't ask me I know this shit"
    Kek

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Like John Wayne Gacy?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am not GAY! I have RELATIONSHIPS with WOMEN! And SEX with TRAPS!

  8. 2 years ago
    N1GG3R_7HR047_2L42H3R

    Black folk are homosexuals

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >RELATIONSHIPS with WOMEN
    now that is gay

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a moron. It's easier to have a relationship with a man since potentially you have more in common and understand each other more. Women are just holes only fools try to understand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Why the frick would you have a relationship with a woman?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All men are a little gay, sexuality is a spectrum like autism.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I frick trannies off grindr and feel no shame.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like this buck needs a breakin'

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Reminder, you will never be a woman and the stress of your warped ideology is causing you to go bald in your twenties.
    https://www.psypost.org/2017/06/straight-mens-physiological-stress-response-seeing-two-men-kissing-seeing-maggots-49217

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >see two men kissing
      >heartrate increases

      Yeah, sounds really straight to me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >You know that feeling when you feel strong admiration for another man?

      Or bonded with a guy and thought "hmm, I bet he's really into me

      Uhh homie u just gay lmoa

      [...]
      You're a severe schizo who doesn't even know how real people act. I barely qualify you as a person.

      Okay answer me this. When you watch porn, do you like when the guy has a big veiny wiener? Like do you prefer it over a normal sized wiener on a fat ugly dude? Do you have a racial preference for your porn actor?

      Let's say you don't watch porn. Do you think a guy looks better wearing a suit and tie or shorts and marvel tee shirt? When you look in the mirror do you see yourself as attractive or unattractive?

      If you have an opinion any of these questions you have male sexual preference, which is true for most "straight" guys the world over. Truly straight guys don't give a hoot about gays.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, the fact you thought people would answer that in the way you wanted says a lot about you
        >You think gays are gross? What a gay!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >You know that feeling when you feel strong admiration for another man?

    Or bonded with a guy and thought "hmm, I bet he's really into me

    Uhh homie u just gay lmoa

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're a severe schizo who doesn't even know how real people act. I barely qualify you as a person.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's next?
    "Futa isn't gay"
    lies and cope

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah, but what does it mean if I'd take dick, am attracted to dick, but find everything that's attached to said wiener (and balls) a turn-off?
    >inb4 "lol too much porn" pseud brigade jumps out of the woodwork
    Have always been like this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're heteroromantic bisexual

      most men are

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I definitely am not willing to take a dick nor am I attracted to it.
        Pussies are way more visually interesting to me than a flesh stick that goes soft.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm attracted to dicks but only if they're smooth and on a passable trap. I would never ever 'take' one. I am absolutely repulsed by the sight of a dick on a man.
          Sounds paradoxical but I think dicks are the most feminine part on a man

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I have no idea what you're talking about homo

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I am not GAY! I have RELATIONSHIPS with WOMEN (male)! And SEX with MEN!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    gay chad here. Thats a lie and you know it homosexual

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how he shakes his head like "this is bullshit, I always say no homo"

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the wrong way around fricktard

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone wants to have sex with their mother and with themselves.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally prove him wrong! You can't!

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >muh meme scale

    Boi, you wanna buy some crystals to cure your dyptheria ?

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