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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was just in an episode of murder she wrote I was watching. Made a kino tv show even better.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was transphobia so prevalent in the 80's?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silent Generation thought this was hilarious.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nielsen was one of the funniest frickers who ever worked in movies.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the funniest frickers
        He walked around with a fart noise machine and thought it was hilarious.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thought
          Those things are inherently funny. There's a reason the whoopie cushion was one of the best-selling gags of all time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Airplane! is the greatest movie ever made

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frank Drebin was the best

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey wait a minute, that dude in the crowd is wearing a Raiders cap when it was the Rams playing in Anaheim at that time!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But they are playing that game in LA, not Anaheim!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Angel Stadium of Anaheim, better known simply as Angel Stadium, is a baseball stadium located in Anaheim, California, United States. Since its opening 58 years ago in 1966, it has served as the home ballpark of the Los Angeles Angels of Major League Baseball (MLB). It also served as the home stadium of the Los Angeles Rams of the National Football League (NFL) from 1980 to 1994.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But they are playing that game in LA, not Anaheim!

        dig the old Seattle Mariners uniforms

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        boy I sure hope someone was fired for that blunder!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, that's Enrico Pollazzo!

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the black guys speaking jive having subtitles and the guy beating up everyone at the airport for no reason

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      also in the sequel:

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      For some reason this line always cracks me up:

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      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stevie wonder impression by the stenographer
        Nice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the guy beating up everyone at the airport for no reason
      There used to be a time where people from all religions used to be at the airport badgering people with flyers like some mall kiosk salesman trying to get you to join their religion.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?feature=shared

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why the hell doesn't Cinemaphile allow webms with audio? Without it all context is lost

      ?feature=shared

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because when webms were first added as a feature everyone was posting screamers so we lost the privilege

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > steven_seagal.webm

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss this lil homie like you can't believe

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute

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  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just want to tell you both good luck, were all counting on you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cigarette?
    >yes, i know
    absolutely hilarious

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont get it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you call a cross between a Toyota and a Honda?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Toyonda?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No. A cross. Some priest could've dropped it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fricking hell

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked this joke more when they recycled it for the 3rd movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You better tell the captain we have to land as soon as we can, this woman has to be gotten to a hospital
      >A hospital? What is it?
      >It's a big building with patients

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > sex, Frank?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
    > A hospital. What is it?
    >It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This made elder boomers sacrifice their daughters to moloch from laughing so hard

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex, Frank?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh, no, not right now, Ed.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when there was comedy? Like films and TV shows that were just silly without shoehorning politics into it? Jokes other than
    >whypeepo dumb
    >orange man bad

    Those were the days

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

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      It had politics in it, it was just done tastefully, as opposed to in your face DRUMPF 24/7

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the politics there? "Black Russian"?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a bar for depressed cops, on the wall there are pictures of famous historical disasters, there's also picture of Michael Dukakis

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            wow much topical so politics
            just proves my point tbqh

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              jesus who let 2011 kid out again

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bruh that's like Nixon-jokes tier political stuff, totally superficial and irrelevant, plus it's like one or two gags in the whole movie why do you cope so hard it's a gulf between that and current year orange man bad antivaxxers stoopid comedy

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's political joke done right, that's about it spazboy

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, enough from Shane Gillis, back to Airplane!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was funny due to how unexpected it was. Nowadays it would be a regular line in a drama.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Police Squad is also top tier. Even lio Naked Gun 6 or whatever has its moments. Leslie Nielsen was just one of the most naturally hilarious people ever

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leslie Nielsen was funnt because he was so unfunny. It's like that dialogue in the Simpsons
      >it's only funny if the sap's got dignity.
      Leslie Nielsen is totally believable as an actor, that makes his absurd comedy so hilarious

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the delivery. He's doing it like any regular dialog.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Leslie Nielsen was funnt because he was so unfunny.
        Nielsen was funny because he played it straight and/or deadpan, all though he hammed it up alot, he trusted that the material and absurdity of the material works on it's own merit. Which is the opposite of what alot of hack comedians does by being obnoxious, loud and "whacky"

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea i can't take a movie called "airplane" serious, good thing its a comedy. Right guys hahah

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This made boomers shit and piss themselves

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      do good zoomer comedies exist?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's Angie Tribeca which is relatively new and kinda tries to be like the old Leslie Nielsen movies.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A pastiche-y spoof of Naked Gun/Airplane doesn't mean it's good. Plus, the chick's too hot to take seriously, too distracting. I got the idea they were trying to do a spoof of Airplane! rather than just make a funny movie.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ong looks like i picked the wrong week to quit lean frfr no cap

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