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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no one runs the clit like me!
    >not this little frick!
    >NONE of you little fricks!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      -NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gen x-ers almost died of laughter at that scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's hillarious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Boomer humor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And that's a good thing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Xoomer Humor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a chick farts later and i almost died

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes back in the day we had something called a sense of humor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And today you can watch tiktoks that are infinitely funnier than that shit. Unironically of course

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically I bet you can’t find a single one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tiktoks
          Zoomers are cringe af.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Citation needed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          gonna need a Snopes fact check on that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cinemaphileners despise fact checking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Joke is about a Gen Xer making fun of boomers for being out of touch and not understanding what a clit is
      >Zoomer proceeded to pipe up and say he understands humor better than Gen Xers
      I don't know what's funnier. Not getting the joke or being the joke while being dead serious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope. Your “humor” aged like shit grandpa

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Zoomer proceeded to pipe up and say he understands humor better than Gen Xers
        If you're a gen xer and you think anything kevin smith has made other than clerks, dogma and mallrats are any good then he'd be right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every time I catch on a Kevin Smith live podcast, people absolutely DIE laughing at almost everything he says.

      It's pretty weird.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        could it be some hypnotic phenomena? he has been painfully unfunny for over a decade. or are his fans really in their 50s now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Could be but if you check out his twitter feed, it's filled with literally hundreds of sycophants praising his every word and commenting on how excited they are for his next project, regardless of what it is. I always feel like the most humorless person on earth reading his feed.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    man sometimes i really miss being a pothead

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you like to suck my wiener BERZERKERR??

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this the other night and "hey baby you've ever had your butthole licked by a fat man in a overcoat" was funny as frick

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when will you homies admit kevin smith lives the life you all wish you could have?
    >hollywood hills mansion
    >smoke weed all day
    >eat whatever you want [he eats bugburgers but you could eat whatever]
    >go where you want, do what you want, money not an issue most of the time
    >shill out for "geekdom"
    >go home
    >smoke more weed
    >watch movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >smoke weed all day

      dude, no celebrity smokes weed
      they have been pushing that shit as the norm to try to get people hooked on it and thento use harder drugs

      wake up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        then explain why his movies turned to absolute shit after Zack and Miri. the narrative is that seth rogen got him smoking when they were filming it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hes just a bad writer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            even if you didn't like his earlier stuff, if you have seen what he did after zack and miri you have to admit the vast difference in quality. even if it is bad to offensively shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Clerks 2 is pre-zack and miri and it is one of the worst movies I've ever seen so I'm gonna disagree with you, he was always shit

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rules of the road.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i used to love this movie

    eliza dushku running around in that tight suit... mmm...

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah we know which clit Jason commands

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