no one will listen to you
they won't read any other posts because they just want to talk, not listen
that's why were here, shouting into the void instead of talking to friends and family
a whole cinema
Already fake, almost always these Hollywood elites have their own home theater
Why the frick would he even sit on a sweat stained seat that smells like feet?
>POLLUTION IS LE BAD >*owns 14 mansions across the planet* >WE MUST STOP DRIVING CARS AND EATING MEAT >*Flies in his private jet to speak at the Paris climate agreement* >YOU THERE, THE LITTLE PEOPLE.. YOU ARE CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING!!! >*Flies back to his private air port in his private jet after his speech and gets onto his helicopter* >THE CLIMATE IS IN LE DANGER!!! >*Flies his helicopter to his yatch* >THE OCEANS ARE IN LE DANGER FROM PLASTICS!!!! >*the trash from one of his yatch parties is more than the average person will emit in an entire year* >IM VEGAN THO :^)
Now I know what you are all thinking: he's a stunted man child. He grew up too fast and he was never allowed to be the kid he's clearly lashing out in orchestrated episodes like the OP in order to discover or satiate that missing part of him
BOLOGNA
this is a man desperately wishing to parent children and experience life through their imaginative eyes. Why oh why does every hussy poor Leo dates just kill off his seed before it gets a chance.
Fricking stupid c**t could've joined the fight. But what did her pea sized brain decided to do? Sit there and stare at her fricking phone, endlessly scrolling down the instacattle feed.
>ywn pretend-fight star wars enemies with an expensive lightsaber model, and after working up a sweat your gf wn be dressed in a slave Leia costume and give you an ice-cold bottle of blue Powerade
>only dates models under 25 >does autistic shit like this with them >gives 0 shits about if they don't like it, they can all be replaced
goddam leo is based
i find this always funny >hangout with boring chick >realize at some point she is no fun >start having fun >she disapproves proving me right >just keep doing my shit >she thinks im gonna get upset when she says no sex or whatever >ghost the b***h >if she asks why call her boring
It must be great to be that famous and wealthy. When you just do whatever the the frick and people will sit there and tolerate you for an inordinate amount of time.
>Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,” says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. “She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.” >The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
No wonder he never dates over 25
Yeah he has a fetish for fresh legal pussy. Leonardo dicreepio.
t. toasty roasty
What man would if he didn't need to?
Kwab, prostitute owned. I bet she still took Leo’s lightsaber in her thermal exhaust port
but did she bypass the compressor?
Only after he tried spinning.
No, she was on the pill
In good old days there was no bypassing the compressor - you have to plow right through it.
Fricking geek.
my new favorite actor
Sounds like a fricking good time.
This is a sarcastic Twitter page. Let's move along folks
no one will listen to you
they won't read any other posts because they just want to talk, not listen
that's why were here, shouting into the void instead of talking to friends and family
I read the posts.
There's an abhorrent amount of homosexuals on this board.
And that's a good thing.
You're talking to a bunch of people that likes to watch other people play pretend.
She left out the part where they were both high as a fricking UFO which makes everything make perfect sense.
based for mentally torturing women
cringe for watching every single star wars
plot twist: the lightsaber was his dick
a whole cinema
Already fake, almost always these Hollywood elites have their own home theater
Why the frick would he even sit on a sweat stained seat that smells like feet?
Its fun to frick up the public theaters and leave it for the wagies to clean.
>POLLUTION IS LE BAD
>*owns 14 mansions across the planet*
>WE MUST STOP DRIVING CARS AND EATING MEAT
>*Flies in his private jet to speak at the Paris climate agreement*
>YOU THERE, THE LITTLE PEOPLE.. YOU ARE CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING!!!
>*Flies back to his private air port in his private jet after his speech and gets onto his helicopter*
>THE CLIMATE IS IN LE DANGER!!!
>*Flies his helicopter to his yatch*
>THE OCEANS ARE IN LE DANGER FROM PLASTICS!!!!
>*the trash from one of his yatch parties is more than the average person will emit in an entire year*
>IM VEGAN THO :^)
Filtered
unlike Leo's carbon emissions
gottem but unironically
Can't be true, if he loved Star Wars movies this much he would have gotten himself a role in one
Lucas is exactly the kind of person who would look at Leo and go "Mmm no he's to old"
Christensen was 19. Leo was 25. He did play a teenager when he was 27, but unconvingly
>leo is a starwars gay
what a shame
Leonardo and his rat pack friends seems like swell blokes
It's the Pussy Posse, get it right, pal.
She left me bros, I loved her, I feel empty inside, I want to die, she was the one
order drugs from the darknet and call friends from high school
She wasn’t the one. The one wouldn’t do this to you.
Based knower, frick prostitutes, never love em
>become trans
>same personality as a woman
he got crashed
Now I know what you are all thinking: he's a stunted man child. He grew up too fast and he was never allowed to be the kid he's clearly lashing out in orchestrated episodes like the OP in order to discover or satiate that missing part of him
BOLOGNA
this is a man desperately wishing to parent children and experience life through their imaginative eyes. Why oh why does every hussy poor Leo dates just kill off his seed before it gets a chance.
Still gave him the pussy though, didn't you.
Fricking stupid c**t could've joined the fight. But what did her pea sized brain decided to do? Sit there and stare at her fricking phone, endlessly scrolling down the instacattle feed.
>boohoo he shared something he was passionate about with me
>ywn pretend-fight star wars enemies with an expensive lightsaber model, and after working up a sweat your gf wn be dressed in a slave Leia costume and give you an ice-cold bottle of blue Powerade
Ungrateful b***h. This is what Leo gets when you date a literal fetus.
wtf he's literally me
>only dates models under 25
>does autistic shit like this with them
>gives 0 shits about if they don't like it, they can all be replaced
goddam leo is based
I aspire to be like him everyday
i find this always funny
>hangout with boring chick
>realize at some point she is no fun
>start having fun
>she disapproves proving me right
>just keep doing my shit
>she thinks im gonna get upset when she says no sex or whatever
>ghost the b***h
>if she asks why call her boring
I wonder who will be the first a-list leading man actor to openly date a trans woman.
Keanu Reeves was dating a troony like 5 years ago dude.
It must be great to be that famous and wealthy. When you just do whatever the the frick and people will sit there and tolerate you for an inordinate amount of time.
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>every single STAR WARS
isn't there like 10 of them or something? what, were they watching it at 5x speed?
obviously fake. How dare they get away with slandering based white men.
>DeCaprio
>white
OK Lorenzo
holy shit if that is real, that is LIVING, make a stupid bimbo watch while you have fun high af and watching kino
>Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,” says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. “She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.”
>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
Leo is beyond based
proven fake, sage
it's fake, but Leo loves Star Wars and he did force Jonah Hill to watch Mandalorian when they were making that environmental crisis movie together
Leonardo DiGoat
Caprio means Goat. According to Keikaku