I asked my gf what her favourite movie is
She straight faced said Shawshank Redemption and I think she was serious.
What am I meant to do in this situation?
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Just talk to her about movies you bawd
>having a favorite anything
what a pleb
based take
Right but I eventually gave up and have things I just say like Cannonball Run 2 which is actually pretty close to true.
This, I don't even have a favourite colour
Holy based.
most women are like that they are hypersocial to the point they have almost no original opinion, no point stressing abou it or ruining your relationship, just accept this fact of live and appreciate them for what they can offer
This is scientifically proven, btw.
Find another woman to breed with.
beat her with a telephone book
its a pretty good movie
This is a normal answer from girls
At least it isn't capeshit.
This
If you can find a girl whose favorite movie isn't a rom com or capeshit or something dumb like Twilight then you should thank Jesus. Women by and large have terrible taste in film
Just be glad she didn’t say capeshit or Harry Potter or some gay romcom
>no female characters
>gay rape
She's a fujoshi, bro. She wants to see you have sex with another guy.
>be on a date
>ask her who her favorite actress is
>she says Scarlet Johansen, she says Scarlet gets her "hard"
What does it mean when a woman says she gets "hard"???
That's not a women anon! Look out!
clitoris is like a tiny penis.
they can get erect.
(do not google big hard erect clitoris!!!)
i’m in the bodybuilding community and people like fouad abiad say that the really roided up female competitors grow tiny dicks where their clits are
You're partially wrong. Clits are already tiny dick-heads, and it gets pumped with blood when women get aroused. When roided, it starts growing over time, to the point it can get significantly more lengthy.
her vulva puffs up
shawshank is super kino when you realise andy is jesus and red represents all of mankind
go to sleep, zack
Be happy she didn’t just default and say Harry Potter.
Only men like that movie so you might want to ask your gf some other questions too.
ur gf is a bull queer
is that a bad thing?
My ex's answer was Pacific Rim, after which I demanded her to go out with me, which she did. Eventually she watched, liked, and shilled Pacific Rim 2, so I had to let her go.
Crawl through your building's sewer pipe and pop out the toilet when she's in the bathroom.
Is your favorite movie Ghoulies?
Looks like Red.
Who?
Holy shit, it does!
it was the time of horror comedies, we will never see it come again.
critters, ghoulies, troll, leprechaun
whats your favorite movie then?
My Cousin Vinny
throw a glass of wine in her face and challenge her to a duel
get a younger gf
at least then you can excuse it and get a tighter pussy
thats now how pussy works
Among the films displayed here, if your girlfriend says her favorite movie isn't among the green (great) or the yellow (acceptable), then it's a red flag and she's not marriage material.
The Thing is good you imbecile
That's why it's in green, you god damned cretin.
Oh, it's cool to dislike Shawshank now? Wow, what edge.
When the frick did this board become so boring and embarassing?
Didn't ask
It's a r3dditor thing. At some point Cinemaphile learned that gayddit loved Shawshank so it became unacceptable to like it. With that said, it's suspicious that would be a woman's favourite movie - probably number of watched movies is in the low double digits,
>become
Because frickhead, liking popular things is bad!!!
She’s into male rape
Get ready for pegging my homie
Wife her. Shawshank is a great film and for a woman that is a great answer.
break up with her
but what about the sex?
Sex is better when you're not actually dating.
She's an npc that read the imdb top 250 once or twice.
It's good so what exactly is the problem. Be happy that it isn't shit like Twilight.
is she 9?
marry her
And yours is the BvS, clearly she has the superior taste.
Next time there's a BJ in your bedroom, bite down as hard as you can.