i beat chu frickin monkey ass

i beat chu frickin monkey ass

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is that what Cubans sound like? I've never even seen one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ey meng chu kiring me or waht

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/CbMSsFg.png

        i beat chu frickin monkey ass

        I sometimes talk like this out loud

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >take an Italian and make him play a Cuban
    >it's every young black wannabe tough guy's favorite movie
    I'm still shocked he hasn't somehow been canceled for this.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what's up with Americans and fricking?
      can you stay for 5 mins without using frick in America?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trying to clean up my FRICKING image
        so I promised the FRICKING critics
        I wouldn't say FRICKING for six minutes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they're even worse with the word "ass"
        >kiss my ass you fricking b***h-ass dumbass, I'll kick your ass
        >wow that was a pretty badass insult, you busted my ass

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ass is a result of widespread ebonics in media

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            widespread ass, more like

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Ay yo, Joey! Get your ass ova' here and get a load of this butthole playin' wit' his ass

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >daaamn! dis punk-ass homie whoopin he ass

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Thas right...
    >Joo steenking janny wieneraroshes..
    >Issue a warning to the bad man

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pacino is the most entertaining actor of all time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly is Pacino a hack? Even Serpico where he does a serious and measured performance was effortlessly parodied in It's Always Sunny

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Serpico sucks what are you talking about

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That isn't the popular consensus

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah well I watched it and it sucked

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Now relate back to my question

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i really really liked his performance on Cruising
        Serpico sucks balls

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Now relate back to my question

          Yeah well I watched it and it sucked

          Serpico sucks what are you talking about

          Honestly is Pacino a hack? Even Serpico where he does a serious and measured performance was effortlessly parodied in It's Always Sunny

          >watch serpico
          >expect some detective kino or cop kino
          >literal hippy shit homosexual boo hoo feel sorry for me because every normal cop is rightfully stomping on my ass
          >big message at the end saying how he was wronged and is now retired with a fat pension
          Film was propaganda of the lowest caliber, honestly pathetic. Scarface and Godfather are Pacino's best.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Serpico is pure kino once you accept that Pacino is the bad guy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dog day afternoon was good and so was godfather 1 and 2.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >All I have in this world is my dubs and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one!"

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >LIBERTAD
    >LIBERTAD
    >LIBERTAD
    >LIBERTAD
    >LIBERTAD
    REEEEEBENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I kill communists for fun. But for a green card, I'm gonna carve him up real nice.
      This is when I knew that Tony was based.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kino.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Omar was a stoolie and working for Mel

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BEEG

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >IN MY HOME
    >WHERE MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND SLEEPS
    >AND MY WIFE'S CHILDREN PLAY WITH THEIR TOYS

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Look at this pelican fly! Come on pelican

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Manolo, choot dat pizza chit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Manolo, you frick my sister you pizza chit, now I choot you

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So was he a cop or wasn't he?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Of course he was a cop.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Plays a degenerative incestive hotheaded Cuban who the most immoral choices and continues to rise the ranks because of it
    >The one moral choice of not including children as collateral is what gets him killed
    What was the moral of the story? Only the biggest of slimebacks can win in Hotline 80s Miami?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Frick me Tony

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "You get a scar like that eating pussy?"

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >brugs?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What did he mean by this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ernie coated his phone in oil as a prank

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was coked out of his mind and knew that he was a dead man walking by this point.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t like fukin colombians okay

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I'm literally Tony
    >I assume everyone is either out to get something from me or is just out to get me
    >I have no politeness filter anymore; immediately start treating people like c**ts the second they start acting like c**ts, no matter how friendly we may have been before
    >the only women who will frick me are hookers; scare all real women away because too wound up all the time
    >hate lazy asses and people who got success simply by being lucky and not hustling for it
    >snort the yayo, will probably die of yayo heart

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