I binged all of Seinfeld and now I want to move to New York

I binged all of Seinfeld and now I want to move to New York

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I binged all of X-files and now I want to move to Scully

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Bing a decent search engine? I've heard it went to shit after Google did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've heard it went to shit after Google did.
        No. Google worse its engine results so it could argue that it wasn't a monopoly. There's a case in court right now against their monopoly.
        https://www.bbc.com/news/business-66790608

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >panjeet Obama judge
          >panjeet Google CEO
          >DC
          I wonder what will happen.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also they provide the NSA and other agencies limitless access to data they would otherwise need a warrant for. Nothing is gonna happen to Google.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really? If anything, that show makes me hate NYC and New Yorkers even more.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i binged all of Friends and i still don't have friends.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That pre 9/11 world doesn't exist anymore. Seinfeld might as well be an alien slice of life sitcom.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seinfeld was filmed in LA, that's where you want to move. Accurate portrayals of NYC are Taxi Driver and Juice.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dexter and Burn Notice make Miami seem like a cool place to visit but I know better.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miami is actually fucking awesome dude.
      Source: live in miami

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        miami fucking sucks and it's getting worse every day
        source: lived in miami for 16 years

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Filtered. It's a tropical paradise on glittering ocean with a variety of super different suburbs and subcultures so you can find your people no matter who you are. It's full of based hispanics who love America and there's awesome Cuban food on every corner. Everyone is super different from everyone else so nobody gets mad about religion or politics and you can actually escape the endless hellscape of American political polarization. You can spend one day snorkeling in the crystal clear warm waters of the Atlantic coast and the next exploring the largest subtropical wilderness in America.

          Miami is god-tier. If anything the TV shows don't do it justice.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you sound like a transplant from some gay state like kansas

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you sound like a depressoid who doesn't know how to leave his house

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks for confirming i was spot on
                btw if you don't want to come off like a clueless retard drop the "awesome Cuban food on every corner"
                the good hispanic food hasn't been cuban for the last 25 years

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's full of based hispanics who love America
            Or at least their hispanic sub-America. They aren't hanging pictures of George Washington in their living room, are they?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        liar, i live right next to south beach and this place is a fucking shit hole. nobody speaks english, dirty, loud. The clubs are cool and you can get literally any drug you want at any hour, but its not "awesome"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao what actual neighborhood is "right next to south beach"

          thanks for confirming i was spot on
          btw if you don't want to come off like a clueless retard drop the "awesome Cuban food on every corner"
          the good hispanic food hasn't been cuban for the last 25 years

          Cuban food is my favorite hispanic food because they also hate spicy shit.

          [...]
          Are there any non-israeli white neighborhoods/suburbs within commuting distance of downtown Miami? I’m seriously considering taking a job there

          if you're worried about being around non-white people avoid miami
          fucking retard

          tbh this. You can avoid nogs but there is no avoiding hispanics.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        miami fucking sucks and it's getting worse every day
        source: lived in miami for 16 years

        Are there any non-israeli white neighborhoods/suburbs within commuting distance of downtown Miami? I’m seriously considering taking a job there

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Miami had minorities in the 80s, retard.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you're worried about being around non-white people avoid miami
            fucking retard

            It’s pretty normal to want to live around your own kind. Everyone group self-segregates.

            I’m guessing the answer is no then?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How the fuck can you be retarded enough to think about Miami and then ask for complete whiteness? It’s culture has always been multiracial. Fucking /misc/ brainwashed retards.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I asked if there was one (1) white neighborhood close to downtown you dumb 80 iq brownoid

                There are a few mostly White areas within commuting distance of downtown (Cutler Bay, Palmetto Bay, Miami Shores, North Beach too although it’s not very family oriented) but they’re all heavily israeli.

                Thanks

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m literallt a blue eyed blond. Just find your midwit /misc/ brainwashed thought funny.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are plenty of 90% black and 90% hispanic areas in Miami. Why are you so offended by someone asking if there’s a majority white neighborhood?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                there are small areas in miami that are mostly white. they are just also very israeli.
                if you want white and not a lot of israelites, you're out of luck.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's ok but it's like you died and woke up in israelite heaven

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              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jupiter maybe? Lol

                I’m sure there’s a few subdivisions in Broward where the Italians *slightly* outnumber the israelites but that’s a truly brutal commute I wouldn’t wish on anyone

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you're worried about being around non-white people avoid miami
          fucking retard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are a few mostly White areas within commuting distance of downtown (Cutler Bay, Palmetto Bay, Miami Shores, North Beach too although it’s not very family oriented) but they’re all heavily israeli.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >surrounded by beautiful, sexy, and horny columbian and cuban women
        you cannot suffer in Miami. I'm so jealous

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go walk around in New York for a whole day and I guarantee you your dreams of moving to new york will stop.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what? in the fucking 90s?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I binged Twilight Zone and I want to move back to 1960

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    im moving to brooklyn in a couple months
    my friend has a rent controlled apartment
    it's gonna be so fun bros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this website hates on new york bigly but it's alright if you're a degenerate who likes to drink, go see music, and isn't poor, although i haven't been there since post-covid.
      i would've loved to live there in my early 20s but now i prefer to live where it's quiet

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pre*-covid, oops

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Miami is actually fucking awesome dude.
        Source: live in miami

        I was thinking this, if you don't want to party (drink alcohol in other words), why would you want to live in New York? I'm a recovering alcoholic btw.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can go to shows and crap sober, plus there's a lot different food and shit. but it would be pretty hard not to drink

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          population density means you can find people with similar interests no matter how obscure. you can be exposed to things you had no idea existed and never would know you'd like. at least in the building my friend lives in it is actually kinda seinfeld-y with the interactions with neighbors. that was not the case at all in the other major cities i've lived in.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah i guess it still has that ”capital city of a country” vibe.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you’re sober and want to live in a “destination city,” I would recommend looking out West. The culture is a lot more health conscious out there and it’s pretty common to meet people who don’t drink at all. People are also much more outdoorsy and a lot of the social stuff centers around that.

          Compare that to the East Coast or here in Chicago where it seems like everyone’s entire social life revolves around drinking indoors.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Binge all of How to With John Wilson and you won't.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I binged all of Six Feet Under and now I wish I was dead.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in NYC. It's alright. It reeks of piss but it's still better than the flyover chud states. Everything is too expensive THOUGH.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're a chud flyover states are based because you can pretty much do whatever you want.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which states are not flyover states?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a reminder, theres loads of illegals and the streets are full of them. Ots not as comfy as its portrayed on a tv show nearly 30 years ago.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    90s NYC was kino, I went there often as a kid. No chimp outs, safe, clean, and white.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I binge watch all Anthony bourdan and now want to live in a third world countries eating noodles

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bourdain was a massive redditor

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I binge watched Threes company and now I want to move to LA.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex. With. Latinas.

    NOW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that's a man

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teenage latinas owe me sex.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a hot zoomer on a plane watching Seinfeld on her iPad and i envisioned our life together for 4 hours

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