I BYPOSSED THE COMPRESSA

I BYPOSSED THE COMPRESSA

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to bypass your gag reflex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she likes like the lesbian version of Marnie from Girls

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bypassing a compressor is a horrible idea. Compressors exist for a reason

    t. Lab research tech

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The first thing Han notices and complains about when he goes to the cockpit is "some moofmilker put a compressor on the ignition line" and Rey said it was Unkar and it was a bad idea and they both say "puts too much stress on the hyperdrive". It's utterly retarded, and some sort of electrical device, but they at least point out everyone can see it's a component that shouldn't be there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what if it was just part of a cappuccino machine on the ship

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's the t stand for?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tiny. he's 5'1

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was something that the junk guy added

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >/misc/tards were praising TFA just like the rest of Twitter/bleddit/IMDB when it came out
    I was here trying to tell everyone it sucked (because I got banned from everywhere else for saying it sucked), but you retards wouldn't listen to reason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not me. I hijacked every thread to make people aware of the baboon and got banned day after day. In fact to this day jannies still ban me for saying that shes an ugly mary sue and the nig is a baboon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember everyone here making fun of it though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >/misc/tards were praising TFA
      lolno

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        election tourists need not respond

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rey is precious and I like her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also you like sucking cocks behind your 7/11 for chocolate chip cookies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can you blame me? Cookies are delicious.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Brainlet here, what does this actually mean?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You didnt see the movie? Watch this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        The compressor was for the fuel intake after the supercharger for the coaxium flow. It makes the fuel injection cleaner and more fuel efficient which is a good idea for a licensed freighter transport, but caps & governs the ability to dump the fuel reserves for raw power high thrust output as a pirate.

        In reality, it's just a way of describing that the ship was modified so Rey, who is a salvage yard rat, could have input on screen to show she had ship mechanics knowledge.

        Basically, she is saying-
        "Han, I yanked those shitty fuel injectors out and we are running a raw mix with the blower on the Holly 4 barrel off the high rise intake so the 427 can stroke out in the 1/4 parsec."

        I tried really hard to understand you but i couldn't, thanks for the effort anyway

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They've made her eyes point in different directions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The compressor was for the fuel intake after the supercharger for the coaxium flow. It makes the fuel injection cleaner and more fuel efficient which is a good idea for a licensed freighter transport, but caps & governs the ability to dump the fuel reserves for raw power high thrust output as a pirate.

      In reality, it's just a way of describing that the ship was modified so Rey, who is a salvage yard rat, could have input on screen to show she had ship mechanics knowledge.

      Basically, she is saying-
      "Han, I yanked those shitty fuel injectors out and we are running a raw mix with the blower on the Holly 4 barrel off the high rise intake so the 427 can stroke out in the 1/4 parsec."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But if you have too much thrust, it's going to overload blow up the engine.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't know if this was supposed to show her being good with machines or not. It looks like her and Ford are playing the moment for comedy, but it also seems to solve the problem. Was it dumb luck? Or was it the right thing to do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dude, she's a woman protag in a mainstream movie. that automatically makes her a genius at programming, mechanics, hacking, driving, martial arts, quantum physics, philosophy, logic, negotiation, business, painting, music, podcasting, town planning, unicycling, jeopardy!, contact juggling, and blowing my fucking cock

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this was the exact moment, despite all my hopes for this film, that i knew i wasnt going to enjoy it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Really. It wasn't the 20 minute sequence of an alien loose on the freighter and Han Solo dressed in the same clothes and doing the same thing as 40 years ago as Rey and Finn crawl around and push buttons that operate a series of FNAF doors?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to lick her pit I don't care what they say

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want to lick her teeth.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I want to lick her butt crack

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GWAH GWAHGWAH GWAH GWAHPRESSA

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine you're in a vehicle that's having trouble and your passenger's first instinct is to start ripping stuff out of the engine while lights are flashing and the car is shaking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if narcissistic woman plot armor existed IRL then sure I'd let her go nuts. As a matter of fact I'd go full on Blues Brothers and do 1080 flips and shit, just fucking around with the cops and driving the wrong way on the highway. As long as the girl was in the car with me i wouldnt lose.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She saw umkar put it in years before

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I SNEEDPOSSED THE CHUCKPRESSA

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      come to think of it TFA was when I stopped watching RLM.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does "ripping out" bypass anything?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hating her is just a meme right? She's such a qt.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    boipussy compressor???

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OY GUVNA OI CHUCKED THE OLE COMPRESSA INNIT?
    I'D BE ROIGHT AS RAIN LUV!

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So on this planet full of scrappers that get paid half rations they have a fully functional Millenium Falcon sitting there with the space keys in the ignition, and 30 minutes after they steal it Han Solo catches up to it in midflight?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The force works in mysterious ways.

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