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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally unfixable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buffy fixed Spike and she's borderline moronic. Trust me bro, I can do it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spike was a huge pussy when he was alive and was probably the least evil vampire to ever exist even when he didn't have a soul

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie he offed multiple slayers

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            which is based, but not that evil. A slayer is someone coming to kill him. Those were literally self defense.
            Not saying Spike wasn't evil but even as a vampire he was soft hearted and would often spare people he had the chance to kill.
            He even said in the Angel series when he and Angel were fighting
            >Dru was the one who made me but it was you that turned me into a monster
            Spikes first goal as a vampire was to give his mother eternal life to cure her of her illness. He was stunned when she came back evil. He was basically the same after turning.
            He only did all that evil shit because of being mindbroken by angelus and drusilla

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wasn't Dru a goody two shoes nun who thought her psychic powers were a curse and wanted rid of them? I get your point but I think Angelus did a number on her too, she wasn't always broken.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and Angelus tortured her by systematically destroying her life until she went insane. But usually even a goody toe shoes will become very evil as a vampire.
                Spike must have had a very weak demon because it hardly changed his personality at all. Drusilla didn't understand at all that he would want to save his mom after becoming a vampire.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He hunted them down for the street cred. It's how his human neediness manifested in demon form.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The second one yeah. The first one randomly attacked him when they were eating Chinese food in the Boxer rebellion.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying she needs fixing

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Veiny

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how she's shown to be really into nerds for some reason.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CHOOSE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Faith

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Five by five

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pictures

          Gross. The rapey exploitation of forcing actresses to pose in a way catering for the male gaze was the worst tradition in hollywood.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who raped you?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              me

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean? All women pose like that and take pictures of it at every opportunity. Its actually obnoxious.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's one thing if they're doing it as an expression of their own sexuality and to get that bag on TikTok, and completely another entirely if it's being forced by the old male whites to sell a show or as a requirement to have representation and stuff.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bro?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So girls, we got a playboy photographer coming in to shoot sexy pin-up photos of you in panties and lingerie, as we do every year
                >And now guys, some of you will have one shirtless scene two seasons from now.

                Anon: wow much same i smart

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I lusted after the men and women equally bro.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kill
                cuddle
                frick
                marry

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently Xander's actor is a real piece of shit. Marsters is a sweetie from all accounts I've heard. Not sure about yoked Silent Hill 2 man or Boreanaz.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently Xander's actor is a real piece of shit. Marsters is a sweetie from all accounts I've heard. Not sure about yoked Silent Hill 2 man or Boreanaz.

                Xander has some of the best episodes no doubt, but he was like the biggest piece of shit in the show who always ruined everything.
                >cheated on Cordelia
                >left anya at the altar
                >lied to Buffy about Willow doing the ritual forcing her to send Angel to Hell at the moment he got his soul back
                >Lied to Faith and tricked her into thinking Angel was Angelus so that she would try to kill Angel
                And im sure more that I can't remember off the top of my head

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I think the problem with his character is that he never did or pursue something that was not for his self-interest. The only thing he did was paying for Cordelia prom dress. More things like that would have help in showing how the character wasn't just jealous prick when things weren't going his way.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >old male whites
                israelite is what those pedos and pervs are called.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Buffy was an omnipandering series you brainlet. I'm not even a gay but holy shit peak Boreanaz and Marsters are truly beautiful men, every girl in my HS was thirsting for their wiener and plastering their nearly nude posters on their walls and I can't blame them.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Accurate. The idea that Xander was supposed to be some unfrickable hideous dork really strains the ol' suspension of disbelief as well. Not that he's Marsters/Boreanz tier, but still. It's an idealized world full of beautiful people.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that she fricks dogs is the icing to the delicious cake

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            QRD?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cordelia Chase every day of the week.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is perfection on legs
        >Gets absolutely dogshit boob job
        The blunder of the century

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no 1000 y/o autistic horny oneitis ex-demon gf
      Xander deserves countless beatings.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Had Willow aching for his dick inside her
        >Fricked Faith
        >Gets his own personal cumdump demon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Willow would never have gone gay if Xander had just sacked up and dicked her down.
          And Faith f u c k e d him within an inch of his life, he was so gunshy he could barely find his own ass with both hands.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Vampire Willow
            >Immediately turns into a turbobawd bisexual
            What did they mean by this?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >alternate timeline villian counterpart of nice girls
              >it's always overly sexual and tries to have sex with her counterpart
              why this is so common?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because it activates my monkey brain

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                US puritanism ("sex is baaaad and sinful"): this dumb trope doesn't exist in Euro cinéma and télévision arts

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The demon that inhabits the body when they become a vampire just strips all of their inhibitions away and brings out their repressed side and causes them to feel no guilt about what they do.
              Turns out Spike was just a huge momma's boy that likes being dominated by strong women.
              He LIKED his domineering mother running his life.
              Hell, his entire view on sexual relations was hurting each other to make sure that the woman could take him down in some fashion.
              Makes sense that Willow's repressed desires was to be accepted as one of the "cool girls who get whatever they want when they want it", or did you forget what happens when Willow went all dark and evil?
              "Bored now"
              'Flays a guy alive instantly because his begging irritated her'
              Yeah, Willow has some impulse control problems when she lets loose.
              Just like in Angel when she unknowingly challenged an elder god to a psychic battle and held her own.
              If Vampire Willow could wield that sort of power, we'd have some fricking problems.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No idea who these women are but it's 1>3>>>2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      marry frick kill left to right

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      middle always.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anya>cordelia>faith>

      [...]

      >>dawn>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      [...]

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        vamp willow>everyone else (including nerd Willow)>dyke Willow

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Piss her off or allow her to get even remotely bored
          >She murders you on the spot
          Is that cold ginger pussy really worth it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just keep her in a cage or let her turn you into her vampire bf, bro.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Manifests her magic powers
              >Flays you telekinetically from a mile away and teleports out of her cage
              I'm good bro I'll stick to that Cordy pussy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1. Dawn
        2. Glory
        POWER GAP
        3. Faith
        4. Willow
        5. Cordelia
        6. Buffy
        POWER GAP
        7. Joyce
        8. Darla
        9. Drusilla
        10. Giles' computer teacher GF
        POWER GAP
        11. Anya
        12. Fred
        POWER GAP
        9001. Tara

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cant decide between Cordelia or 1st season Buffy

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn't need fixing, she's a firecracker.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like a little bicep on a girl ngl

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always forget how comfy this show is then that nostalgia hits like a brain freeze.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are so many good parts even right at the end. I think there's a big quality dip with the Initiative shit but also I like that they actually addressed the government seemingly sitting on it's ass when it was clear they had a serious threat to national security on their hands. Angel and Spike's buddy cop stuff in late Angel is unbeatable.
      >HE'S A WEE LITTLE PUPPET MAN

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Season 7 of Buffy was an insult to the series but besides that I like every single season of both shows.
        I even like the initiative. I thought the plot of tricking all the soldiers and demons into killing each other and them making demon cyborgs was a kino villain plot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm watching this for the first time ever right now, just started season 7. Then I'll watch Angel.

      I didn't get to watch TV as a kid, so I missed this when it was live, but damn it's a nostalgia rush now. The whole cast looks, talks and acts exactly like all the cool older kids I rode the bus with. Back when California was a dreamland and tiny cute blondes were a platonic ideal of young womanhood. Better times.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That vein makes me nauseous

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incorrect, translucently pale/rail thin is kino af

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    :block your path:

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MR GILES, I'M CIA

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never have a cute tremere gf helping you with her half baked prophecies to kill that idiot slayer, the scooby gang and her moron pet (Angel)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *malkavian

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this board so fond of Manjaw Anya? Even Buffy's mom and the gypsy woman Giles was banging mog her.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's up with her arm

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's full of pure, life giving blood and ready to bear your child.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I remember is an episode in olde timey era with Drusilla and Darla in fancy Victorian getup. It awoken things in me...

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