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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jerry already did.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Prove it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kill Rick so she can stop be dependent on him

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can make her worse.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get out of here, Space Beth. Beth is for MEN ONLY.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I love Daddy!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Rick save her?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the szechuan sauce was just too powerful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I love Daddy!

      So when are we gonna find out that she's some kidnapped alien lab experiment of Rick's who has a secret hidden in her brain and that's why Rick keeps her around or some elongated backstory like that? Season 12?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds absolutely batshit moronic but I can also see the writers doing this out of desperation. Why does R&M lore feel so half assed compared to Venture Bros? Pretty sure Doc and Jackson have admitted that they just make things up as they go along so what's Rick and Morty's excuse?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because Venture Brothers sets up clearly missing puzzle pieces to explore later to reveal that the picture was a kitty in a teacup the whole time. I mean, you could tell the general picture was a kitty sitting in something, but you get to see the details like the pattern on the teacup, the dining table the kitty is sitting on, and so on.

          In comparison, R&M feels like a completed picture of a kitty in a teacup and they keep adding on new pieces to the existing border until it's revealed there's a man holding a knife lunging at the cat and it changes the context of the picture entirely.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Damn what an apt metaphor. Shit like this really makes me miss the first couple seasons when the show was looser and sillier and the lore shit still felt fun and promising.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they catch an STD from Mr. Nimbus?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Both Beths die of sea-aids in the finale

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats how I wanna go.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want to die in a car accident hitting a deer.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The entire family is beyond saving, you can only watch in horror

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry fricking Beth AND the clone Beth while Rick had to sit at the kitchen table and listen was so fricking cash. One of the biggest redemption arcs I've seen in my life.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really want a Beth and Morty bonding episode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soul bonding?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soul bonding?

      Stop.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That hoe got what she deserved.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no you can't. she's a woman so she's perfect. also men are evil and worthless. watch the pickle show and shut up about the world turning to shit around you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. broken record anon
      >been going at it since season 3
      Give it a rest man. You're boring.

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