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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She cute
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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would you now?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I love cult actresses that are now hags. She’s on the younger side though compared to Susan and Siggy… she was only 14 in the first movie and now 54.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Yes I love cult actresses that are now hags.
          The peculiar way people on this site lust after women by expressing contempt for them repulses me.

          Sleepaway Camp 1 & 2, good wholesome family fun movies.

          Sleepaway Camp 1 turned my gf onto slasher movies, so it has that to its credit. She's usually quite phobic of violent/"scary" movies, but she's on board for slasher movies now.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think she’s hot, same with picrel. It just doesn’t feel right lusting after old women knowing they’re double/triple my age

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe we're straying from the topic at hand, but I think inappropriate age gaps are incredibly stimulating.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If thats wrong i dont want to be right

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Would. Would would would. Not only would, but need.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes. even more now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You just can't forget to frick Angela up the ass. No, that won't do at all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine growing up in a household like this, poor Ricky.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe Ricky got to hit?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        her campyness seems straight up from a Dr Phibes movie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The ear peircing, RIIIIIICCCHHHAAAAARRRRRDDD AAANNNGGGEELLLAAAAAAAA

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TRANS-formersx

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't lose your head.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they were to make this movie now, half of the campers would be portrayed as transgender. What would have a similar shock value these days?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What would have a similar shock value these days?
      A camp full of white heterosexual kids who engage in heterosexual activities.... FROM THE TWISTED AND UTTERLY FRICKED UP MIND OF JORDAN PEELE...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Angela reveals her penis: no reaction
      >She peals back her foreskin to reveal a tiny Donald Trump shaped penis
      >zoomers shart and piss themselves to death in fear

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that scene was the only shocking reason to watch that shit movie, literally

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      e

      If they were to make this movie now, half of the campers would be portrayed as transgender. What would have a similar shock value these days?

      at shit and live

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They literally had to make a prosthetic mask to get this face.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, the mask is used in the shots where you can see the dick. If you pay attention during the final scene it's easy to tell when it's her and when it's the mask.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC isn't the guy who stood in for that scene still anonymous because he was really embarrassed about doing the role?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea about that but Pamela Springsteen(Yeah she's related to The Boss) didn't talk about Sleepaway Camp 2 for a while. Faded off and was a wedding photographer for a while, now she's been seen at horror-con's recently so she said "frick it" to get paid.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's just because it was some random college student from the area. Maybe he doesn't care about becoming 5 seconds cult celebrity by revealing himself or maybe he's dead already.

        There was some better source that I can't find anymore with more detailed explanation but from some random sleepaway camp trivia:

        >For the climactic final scene, A local college student had to shave his body and stand naked on the waterfront wearing a PLASTER mask of Angela's face (for the long shot). Apparently, the guy had to get pretty PLASTERED himself in order to do the scene.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You're just what I've been looking for
    >No other boy can love you more
    >You're the only girl I adore
    >You're just what I've been looking for
    >Time will mend your broken heart
    >Just don't fall apart, the truth will hold inside
    >Angie, I don't wanna let you go

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The climactic scene was accomplished using a nude man wearing a mask cast from Felissa Rose's face. The thin man who stood in for Angela was a college student who needed to get drunk before he was able to do the scene. Though originally uncredited, it has since been revealed that the identity of Angela's body double was Archie Liberace. It is his first and only screen credit.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >watch this

    >think the depravity and the backstory and psychology is extremely israeli

    >really is written by a israelite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >israeli pederast
      FTFY

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Bruce Springsteen's sister, Pamela Springsteen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She was great.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >t. pedo chef

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember you're supposed to pretend you're not attracted to anyone under 18. It's part of the social contract.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only liked it because of the guy from cKy(Him and Felissa are both weirdo's). It's alright, but I grew out of that phase and saw it for what it is. A half-parody of the slasher genre, but it's nothing but trash known for it's pretty shocking twist. That's about it. Sleepaway Camp 2 is far better than the 1st.
    >muh commentary on pedophilia

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think she skullfricked that guy?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >boomers were terrified of a cute passing trans girl

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the movie was mid as frick till that final scene, Jesus it still haunts me, the inhuman screech and contrast between what looks like a fake head on top of the wrong body, one of the scariest scenes in horror history for sure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reddit moment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t believe how many people act like the shot of a guy wheezing makes him seem like an otherworldly creature.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's scary because it's a man's nude body but he's wearing a latex mask of a screaming little girl. It's uncanny valley shit and why everyone hates trannies irl.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Liberal xoomers saw this schlocky 80's slasher flick and thought it was parenting advice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one did this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          iirc this kid makes dickgirl porn now and has a strained relationship with his mom who originally forced him to troon out in the first place.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Liberal xoomers saw this schlocky 80's slasher flick and thought it was parenting advice.

        >conservative snowflakes not trying to rewrite and self victimize themselves (difficulty impossible)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      streaming was a mistake, now we have all these zoomers listening to 1950s music and 1980s movies and pretending they know anything, culture is going haywire, nothing is "normal" anymore and so anything goes, which explains the massive troonouts, BLM, rioting, violent crime, flashmobs and chaos erupting, it is only due to America's vast wealth and natural resources that we have not collapsed yet

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never fails to crack me up how she basically drove that one Stacy insane by basically not responding to her provocations in any way, she got so angry she was basically screeching incoherently while the autist just stared at her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What did she do to her with the scissors?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She had the best insults tho, SHE'S A REAL CARPENTERS DREAM, FLAT AS A BOARD AND NEEDS A SCREW

      80's insults were fricking brutal man, you didn't come back from that shit.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >family died
    >dad is gay
    >my aunt makes me dress like a girl
    What was the point of the dead family and gay dad bit? He was crazy because his aunt was nuts and made him act like a girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What was the point of the dead family and gay dad bit?
      I guess it ties in to the idea that you become gay/effeminate because you don't have a good paternal role model. Also, the family being dead explains why Angela had no better option than living with her deranged aunt. I guess it also gives you the idea that Angela was (re)born in violence and bloodshed. It's part of her nature.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It just feels too busy for an origin

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Well, don't go to Sleepaway Camp if you're looking for subtlety, finely wrought storytelling, and good taste.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sleepaway Camp 1 & 2, good wholesome family fun movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What was the point of the dead family and gay dad bit?
      I guess it ties in to the idea that you become gay/effeminate because you don't have a good paternal role model. Also, the family being dead explains why Angela had no better option than living with her deranged aunt. I guess it also gives you the idea that Angela was (re)born in violence and bloodshed. It's part of her nature.

      the whole movie is a gay fever dream. He directs another one after a few normal people made some sequels and it went right back to the same weird place

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The three most heterosexual men in the eighties.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If she trimmed her pubes and stopped growling, her boyfriend maybe would have at least given her a handy or something.

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