>I can't have babies so I'm like a big green monster too :'(

>I can't have babies so I'm like a big green monster too :'(
What?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't do the sex, big green dick you see

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they can though.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Norton was better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really curious what he did/say to the higher ups that made them decide to axe him for Avengers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC, Norton was labeled as "difficult to work with" by Feige and co. but according to Norton, it's simply because he was an actual fan of Bruce Banner and the Hulk that he wanted to ensure that the tragedy of his existence is highlighted and a key part of his story, mostly like how it was in the old TV show, so he was stubborn like the way Cavill was with The Witcher. I think he talks about it on Joe Rogan.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, and supposedly they wanted the homosexual kind of Ruffalo Reddit Hulk from the beginning, so you can see why he was let go.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a world where they set up World War Hulk as the next phase after Infinity War.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best possible timeline: hulk given infinity gauntlet right at the end of endgame and just decides to keep it instead of helping anyone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best possible timeline: hulk given infinity gauntlet right at the end of endgame and just decides to keep it instead of helping anyone.

      What needed to happen was Hulk should have come back with more than a vengeance with Thanos, so much so that it scares the piss out of everyone involved and it gets hard to settle him down. Maybe one of the other Avengers gets killed in the rampage.
      That's when it's agreed that Hulk is a real danger and needs to be off the Earth.

      Ragnarok never happened.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man I fricking hated how much they shat on Planet Hulk with Thor 3, the comic and animated movie were absolute kino

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's still hilarious that Whedon got bullied off the internet for this lmao

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She'd say anything to get him to frick her

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did this feel so forced and out of nowhere? What happened to Betty?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when her & he were working the lab late one night and she got all drunk off a single beer?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boy I kinda like the relationship between her and Hawk-
    >they’re just friends
    >ok well I’m liking the chemistry between her and captain-
    >they’re just friends
    >ok
    >here now she wants to bang the weird doctor guy
    >but they barely interacted-
    >they’re lovers now
    >ok well we’re going to laugh at you for this dumb decision

    >hi we’re the Russo’s and we’re gonna throw away that relationship
    >thanks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked her and Captain America together. Felt like it made sense.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no I have to blast in ScarJo's sugar walls every night raw and she can't get knocked up 🙁

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd still frick her in the ass anyway.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You post it.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If his dick is too big for penentration, why didn't he just get a hand job

    what a homosexual, Hulk is a homosexual

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The more apt analogy isn’t even monsters. Whedon is such a fricking hack. The better parallel is that they’re both objectified - and both as weapons.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was talking about all the innocent people she killed, and just used the sterilization as a example of how they desensitized her. It always amazed me how people misinterpreted this scene and refused to let go.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, but the comparison is so weird and their relationship is so out of the blue that it's a little confusing.
      This would have been better

      The more apt analogy isn’t even monsters. Whedon is such a fricking hack. The better parallel is that they’re both objectified - and both as weapons.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d lick her ass. Would do the same to Scarlet Witch, Peggy Carter, Betty Ross, Hawkeye’s wife, Sharon Carter, Hela, Jane Foster and her annoying giant titted friend, both Wasps, Dr. Strange’s girlfriend, and probably many others.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Screw Betty, I guess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    accidentally redpilled moment

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