>I can't...i can't do it.

>I can't...i can't do it.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he should've tried crushing it inwards not pulling outwards

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The disappointed look the wife gives him kills me every time. Such a comfy movie

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i like when kip runs over the bowl and then drives off

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT THAT BOAT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I WON'T DAT

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    your mom goes to college

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anons, I reckon... you guys know a lot about... cyberspace? You ever come across anything... like time travel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Steve Gibbs is still around and you can still buy his “time machine” but make sure you get the crystals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the magic crystals

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rico saying out of the blue that he can throw a football over a mountain is still the best line in this movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you know I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You serious?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the length of over 3 football fields.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're god damn right it is.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what are you going to do today, napolean?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jee-heeze

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros... will we ever meet our lafawnduh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do black girls actually like nerdy white guys?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I live in Detroit. Enough of them do. A fair amount have had "have a mixed baby" drilled into them since childhood from their mothers/grandmas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        definitely. you are white gold

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why did he spit out the water?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he saw her googies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sauce pls

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            moriah mills

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually did meet my gf online but she’s Asian

      Do black girls actually like nerdy white guys?

      The nicer ones do. If it’s not easy she’s not into whities.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw Rico gets a qt bean girl at the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Implied it's his old girl too.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man... I was thinking about that scene only last week. The salesman just said the fricking thing can't be broken, and yet that c**t is disapproving that her husband can't break it. Pretty funny.

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