I can't remember the last time an "artsy" Oscar contender movie actually looked like fun and not boring, sad, mopey or quirk chungus ga...

I can't remember the last time an "artsy" Oscar contender movie actually looked like fun and not boring, sad, mopey or quirk chungus garbage.

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    motorcycle clubs are for fags

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you're in two or three of them I guess

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got him. He'll probably slink away now. If not, we know he's got one of those humiliation fetishes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah!!! I love jumping on the fat hogs of fat, hairy biker "bros" in leather while we spray each other with lubricant

        Got him. He'll probably slink away now. If not, we know he's got one of those humiliation fetishes.

        It's 2023, biker bro. No need to hide in the closet anymore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I le member when South Park was le funey

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol where's your gay biker club, bro?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >le member that episode of South Park from 12 years ago? I le member

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've never seen that show, does it make fun of bikers for being chomo homosexual tweakers?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you're a prospect, do you have to eat ass or suck dick? I've heard it's both

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bikers are le gay like that South Park episode I le member

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like I said, I've never watched South park, I'm not really into cartoons.
            I've heard that they like to make fun of a lot of topical and current events, if they depict bikers, it makes sense that the only logical depiction would be of meth smoking child raping queers

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Biker clubs are either for the same white trash demographic that becomes truckers or the hobbyist boomers that larp because of le awesome 60s biker movies
              All are homoerotic though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >South Park is so dumb calling bikers fags
        >It's man shit, hanging out with big sweaty men with tattoos and decked out in... *hnngh* LEATHER!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I le member

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shilling this hard
    How much are you being paid to advertise this shit on Cinemaphile? Or are you just a massively repetitive boring cunt?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel bad for all of the children that you and your biker buddies raped while high on meth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't remember the last time you didn't spend the whole day spamming your garbage threads

      He is legitimately fucked up in the head, and likely brain damaged.
      He is the same guy who has been spamming the jigsaw cinematic universe and "jigc" threads trying to cross them over with his gay little biker obsession.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shilling this hard

      I unironically first heard about this movie while browsing Cinemaphile

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo, you can only discuss Marvel, and Disney, and Netflix, nooooo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dabbin' hard on em

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hard. Just like the way I rode my bros' hogs from my homosexual motorcycle club.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ridin' hard on em'
          Bike ridin' hard on em'
          Turns out these MCs
          Are rockin'

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie looks gay as hell. If Mike Faist is in it, you know it's bad. That skrawny fuck can't pick a movie to save his life. And I should know, I've seen all his movies because my daughter has a crush on him.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember a time when pretty much every biker was a meth addicted child rapist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah we just call them Republicans now

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's cool, I'm sure you enjoyed your circumcision, you will enjoy your castration as well

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you so worried about my gentials? Such a weird Republican thing to worry about lol

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            In what fucking world do Republicans have any political agenda regarding genitals?

            I'm pretty sure they specifically want children's genitals to not be touched by israelites or trannys.

            I've never voted Republican in my life, but your obsession is interesting

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              lol ok republichud trumptard im sure you dont you seething loser, you will always lose like you did in 1865 and 1945

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao I don't even live in America. I literally live in Mexico

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2007

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're right.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be going to see this one on opening night. I'm a bit bummed it will probably be too cold to ride though.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Parasite? Everything Everywhere All At Once?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quirk chungus

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you be more specific? Isn't the definition of an "artsy Oscar movie" that it is boring and sad?

    Would Lord of the Rings be considered an "artsy Oscar movie"?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, LotR would not in my opinion. I just mean like the stereotypical Oscar bait crap drama movie. I think people generally have a good sense for it.

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