>I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE OF THIS
>I'M GOING IN
>*SUV violently rocks back and forth upon exit*
>I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE OF THIS. >I'M GOING IN. >*SUV violently rocks back and forth upon exit*
>I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE OF THIS
>I'M GOING IN
>*SUV violently rocks back and forth upon exit*
>*SUV violently rocks back and forth upon exit*
jon is 270 lbs of craft beer and sliders
Just like me fr fr
NOBODY *destroys private property* FRICKING *throws hundreds of dollars of food to the ground* EATS THIS SHIT WE JUST HAD A FAMOUS BLACK GUY EAT THIS SHIT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS ?!
>mfw Taffer walks in
Spike or whatever the frick they're calling it now is such slop but I still eat it up. Most insufferable commercial breaks on cable TV though
captcha: WTSPJ
tafferposting makes me happy
>I REARRANGED THAT TABLE AND BOUGHT SOME NEW CHAIRS
>THIS SHOULD BRING IN AN EXTRA MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR
>I installed two state of the art IPS systems
>now YOUR prostitute BARTENDERS CAN STEAL DOUBLE THE MONEY
>OUR CAMERAS CAUGHT YOU JERKING OFF IN THE MARASCHINO CHERRIES
>NOW MAKE ME AN OLD-FASHIONED, I WANT TO SEE HOW IT CHANGES THE TASTE PROFILE
>signature wienertail involves the smoker, a fire, or a stupid garnish
oh yeah, it's druk time
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO ONE IN THE MIDWEST BIKER BAR CAN MAKE MAI TAI? THATS WHY YOUR LOSING MONEY!
>early life
hrmph
>OH YOU LIKE PIRATES DO YOU? WELL FRICK YOU, YOU'RE NOW A CORPORATE BAR, I BETTER SEE YOU IN A SUIT AND TIE TOMORROW
I would never eat someplace with that logo.
>HIS HANDS THAT JUST TOUCHED THE RAW CHICKEN IS NOW TOUCHING THE SOAP AND WATER. NOW THAT SOAP AND WATER GOING DOWN THE DRAIN IS CONTAMINATED. THAT'S IT I GOTTA PUT A STOP TO THIS
underrated
the show sucks his dick so much now
>The Great John Taffer
like this homie is Gordon Ramsay or some shit
The whole thing is just a knockoff kitchen nightmares. He probably never even yelled at people until he started this show.
Tfw the bartender wears a low cut top
I don't have a taffer pic saved bu
>When the small town dive bar doesn't serve Michelin-Star-tier gastropub food
>DID THAT FILTHY GOYIM JUST TOUCH THAT KOSHER FOOD BEFORE IT WAS SERVED TO OUR PLANT? I HAVE TO PUT AN END TO THIS. HES GONNA GET SICK! ITS ANUDDA SHOAH!
>YOU CALL THIS A BARCADE?
>THERE'S SPILT BEER ALL OVER THE NBA JAM MACHINE CONTROL PANEL
I hate when he goes to strip clubs and is like
>women don't feel safe and comfortable here!!!
like who the frick cares what women want you fat feminist homosexual
>we're literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt
>I CAN FIX THIS WITH A PAINTJOB AND A NEW MENU HERE'S TWO SEMI-FAMOUS PEOPLE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE ONE THING
is it any good?
>HE DIDN'T PUT DOWN THE LID, THAT'S IT! I'M GOING IN THERE
>DID YOU SEE THAT? HE FRICKED MY WIFE THAT'S IT I AM GOING IN
Nick Rekieta episode when?
>THESE MINIMUM WAGE MIDWESTERN DIVEBAR EMPLOYEES DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PERFECT DRY MANHATTAN?
>I'M GOING IN
>HE'S MICROWAVING THAT HOT POCKET
>that's the first time I've seen anyone doing that John