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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They say the early bird gets the worm, Ray. Problem is, I uh… uh… frick I’m bad at these

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >They say the early bird gets the worm, Ray. Problem is, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

      This is my first attempt. Does it pass?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They say the early bird gets the worm, Ray. Problem is, it's 5 o'clock somewhere and I am wastin' away again in Margaritaville. Buffett knew this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So is the rest of Cinemaphile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s a dog eat dog world out there Ray. But if it’s raining cats and dogs out there, what happens to the cats? Do the dogs get eaten by other dogs before they have a chance to chase the cats? How the FRICK is that fair, Ray

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a dog eat dog world, Ray. And I'm the fricking Chinaman.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh all the rituals we tell ourselves that is probably the most humiliating

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What did I do to deserve this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me every night.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What is his go to drink to get hammered?
        cheap whisky?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          costco vodka and a gallon of orange juice. cranberry juice and pog also work, bloody mary for breakfast.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well he was drinking tequila in that scene I believe. And in the bar he drinks whiskey. Has vodka in his car. He probably just drinks it all, really. Anything.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >how much do you drink in a week?
            >however much I can

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yep. That's the kino.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                literally me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                how can alcoholics stay slim there must be some cocaine involvement

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                just don't eat much. alcohol calories don't really translate to fat because you burn a lot of them through liver.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ironically I was at the thinnest in my adult life when I was cripplingly addicted to alcohol. It's seriously because you simple just never eat, you can't, everything is just about drinking enough to feel normal and sometimes you seriously eat almost nothing at all some days.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Avoid drinking beer and you're golden.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                only drink vodka and workout

                Don't follow this advice if you are an alcoholic. Just drink beer or wine and get a bit fatter and drink water. Don't get into the liquor hard because it speeds the addiction up to insane levels.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Can speak from experience. I should have never started buying liquor for home. See

                Starting to think I'm coming to the limit of my drinking.

                I drink a 1.75 liter of cheap Canadian whiskey every 2-3 days. Drinking usually starts at 11:00 (frick noon). Been waking up earlier lately, though, so sometimes have an after-coffee glass.

                After about six years of this, I think my body is starting to reject it. I prepare a glass and I am completely turned off by the thought of drinking more. Maybe it's not too late for me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                only drink vodka and workout

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you're getting most of your kcals from ethanol, your body stops processing a lot of them for energy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he seemed mighty upset when Blake tried to take that Jonny Walker

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Johnnie*

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's drinking Jose Cuervo gold. That's tequila. The poor fricker really was punishing himself.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            should've at least sprung for Don Julio

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Spent the rest on the 8 ball.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why do I romanticize this lifestyle? I'm so moronic sometimes

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Because when you hurt this bad, Raymond, it means you have something to live for.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Because it's romanticised on TV. He's a gritty detective who managed to reproduce, is relatively handsome, and lives in a nice house. In reality he'd been in a $50k shack, pissing and shitting all over himself, eating hot dogs and kraft mac and cheese, and the only thing keeping his job would be the police union.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >lives in a nice house
                Shit's smaller than my first apartment.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >nice house
                It's a little flat rented out to police officers.

                You've clearly never seen how alcoholics live.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh so that makes it a "nice" house then, huh? I've been raised by an alcoholic, homosexual. have a nice day.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Did we watch the same show? He's a massive frickup who burns every last bridge other than crime and then gets involved in crime and dies.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >nice house
                It's a little flat rented out to police officers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >A conversation between these two would be EPIC

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Jose Cuervo gold
            Doesn't even meet the legal requirements to qualify as tequila

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Johnny Walker red. Like most wet brain alkies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Me tonight, being a miserable drunk with NOTHING going on is good if you just accept life is shit and over already

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Killing the wrong guy

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Never got a girl pregnant
    >Never even used a fricking condom
    >You pull out in time, you can shoot it all over her stomach
    >But sometimes it's not on time
    >First thing I bought my son? A fricking clock

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      topzozzle

      Is Season 2 any good? Absolutely loved season 1, skipped season 2 because of all of the bad reception it got, absolutely loved season 3.

      it's nowhere near as good as s1 but it has a few good moments, the bad press is mostly due to morons who got filtered circlejerking, they praised s1 but didn't understand it either

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it's nowhere near as good as s1 but it has a few good moments, the bad press is mostly due to morons who got filtered circlejerking, they praised s1 but didn't understand it either
        I watched a popular "analysis review" video of season 2 and I couldn't get over how bad all the takes were, major scenes and themes completely went over their head.

        For example, it complained how the the scenes were constantly interrupted with unrelated perspectives from other characters down to the ending which was itself unsatisfying because the main character's fail and only 1 of them lives and only kinda sorta maybe breaks the story to the public

        but the show literally tells you why it does this repeatedly, the hippy father tells the audience directly "today's exercise is to recognize the world as meaningless and to understand that god did not create a meaningless world, hold both thoughts as irrefutable and equal, because this is how we must live now in the final age of man", this summarizes the whole show, it's just as Nietzschean as s1 in many ways

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      top jej

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Season 2 any good? Absolutely loved season 1, skipped season 2 because of all of the bad reception it got, absolutely loved season 3.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you view it as it's own thing and not a derivative piece of work like S3 then you'll enjoy it. Keep an open mind about what you're seeing. The atmosphere, performances, writing (later on) are great but Vince and Colin make it worth the watch.

      >Never got a girl pregnant
      >Never even used a fricking condom
      >You pull out in time, you can shoot it all over her stomach
      >But sometimes it's not on time
      >First thing I bought my son? A fricking clock

      kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looking back, Season 2 was a good show. It was just bad compared to the perfection that was season 1.

        Season 3 would have been great if they didn't chicken out on the wife being involved in the cult.

        Apparently the latest season has jumped the shark and has a bunch of supernatural shit.
        FRICKING GHOSTS

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It was just bad compared to the perfection that was season 1.
          Season 1 turns pretty shit by the end. Season 2 starts worse than S1 but ends a lot stronger. After watching both seasons multiple times they're about comparable in quality but one is somewhat overrated and the other is massively underrated.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >FRICKING GHOSTS

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Show me the champion of light
            I'll show you the herald of darkness

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its great but wayy different. I liked all of them (1-3).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's pure kino.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Colin and Vince carry it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but it's nothing like S1. Shouldn't have even had the same name.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very slow start (I consider ep1 to be weak as shit), but it quickly gets better. It isn't as perfect as S1, but it's still very good tv.
      Don't expect an atmosphere similar to S1's, though. You'd be disappointed. It's much more corporate and city-like, if that makes sense.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ep1 to be weak as shit
        I think it does a bad job at making you care about the mystery but does a good job at setting up the characters. You know you're in for something special after the scene with Velcoro beating up the bully's dad.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >after the scene with Velcoro beating up the bully's dad.
          That's not in ep 1

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are mistaken. The LeBrons scene through to ray showing up at the bullies house is all in ep 1.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It is.

              >Velcoro later visits his son at school and sees that he is not wearing his expensive new sneakers; Chad states that a bully named Aspen Conroy broke into his locker and damaged them. Velcoro uses his police contacts to find Conroy's home address and visits the house that night, brutally attacking Conroy's father in front of him and threatening to kill his parents if he ever bullies Chad or any kid ever again.
              Huh so it is, my error. Must be misremembering, thought it was later

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no dude it's the mandillo effect you're actually in another reality just like in rick and morty

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It gets better ok every rewatch and you notice more and more subtle things so in a way it is as good as S1 because it has twice the interesting characters,it sort of feels like you have too many Rusts running around

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      S02 is unironically the best season and I love S01.

      If you view it as it's own thing and not a derivative piece of work like S3 then you'll enjoy it. Keep an open mind about what you're seeing. The atmosphere, performances, writing (later on) are great but Vince and Colin make it worth the watch.
      [...]
      kek

      is right about how to approach it and

      Very slow start (I consider ep1 to be weak as shit), but it quickly gets better. It isn't as perfect as S1, but it's still very good tv.
      Don't expect an atmosphere similar to S1's, though. You'd be disappointed. It's much more corporate and city-like, if that makes sense.

      is right about the slow start (on your first viewing). My advice is to pretend it's a show called Vinci and watch it disconnected from S01 and S03.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Second season... lingers. Rust and Marty are cool and all, but once it finished I didn't really think back on it. When the 2nd season ended I would think back on these characters weeks later.
      Ray breaking down telling Ani that he's a bad man is such an underrated scene.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if it's just Colin but the whole thing feels like an offshoot of the 2006 Miami Vice film. It's very dreamlike.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dreamlike? ive seen the film and s2 but interesting descriptor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Season 3 is best. It has Sarah Gadon

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how do i quit drugs bros?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do less and stop chasing the high until you do none, and then keep doing none forever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if they dont kill you first, your consciousness eating away at you will put an end to it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well that's good for me, Ray, because I'm already in the fricking ground.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This plus the morning after when your hangover starts dragging in a flood of suicidal thoughts.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This the thread?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT A LIFE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >actor is just being himself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do people really do this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        afraid so

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah absolutely 200 percent yes. It was literally me for all of the 2010s.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        One hundred thousand percent yes, and it looks exactly like that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I smoke weed until I go blind and then I cry all night

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          really? weed at night makes me fall asleep

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is what happens when you love your wife's son

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't show him tweaking for 5 hours straight after the coke runs out
      unrealistic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the attempt to goon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He spends the next episode constantly grinding his teeth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know that you are bound to get used to it and that it's bad for your health and expensive but I cannot avoid thinking that it must be awesome.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I will never do it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't he eat an edible and watch some Friends instead?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not posting the version with sound

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    impossible m8 you been living the same exact life the same exact way for eternity time is a flat circle duh

    Caspere knew this

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I used to want to be an astronaut.... but astronauts don't even go to the moon any more
    Ray is LITERALLY literally me

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I did everything they said, man... army, P.D.... but it doesn't matter - you do what they say, it doesn't matter... frick, been listenin' to 'em for so frickin' long that I don't even know who the frick I am

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you're a survivor - everything else is just dust in your eyes, blink it away, man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I just don't know how to be... out in the world, man

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >hey, look out that window... look at me - nobody does

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >maybe I didn't know that much about him
        Do you think Ray would have judged Woodrough for being gay if he had found out? Or do you think he would have been a chill dude about it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ray has a lot of respect for Woodrough so even if he did "judge" him, I definitely think he'd have been cool... I mean, plus, he does find out in the last episode because Burress tells him over the phone, and then later when Frank asks Ray if this guy (Woodrough) was his friend, he answers "yes, he was my friend"

          like I said, he has a lot of respect for Woodrough, and even moreso after the shoot-out end of episode 4 where they actually see Woodrough in action (pretty much saves their asses)... he simply outclasses the rest of them when it comes to combat prowess/ability(Ray calls him a "god-warrior" at one point iirc)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It wouldn't have mattered to anyone but his girlfriend. That's basically the point of the character. He gets suspended because an actress accused him of making her give him head- she would have been less likely to be believed in he was openly gay, and he gets led to his death because he's being blackmailed over the pictures.

          >You see Raymond, your buddy was so afraid of coming out of the closet, it eventually became his casket. Caspare knew this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >stops being gay by pure power of will and impregnates cute latina
      His role was kind of unncessary to the plot in general, but apart from that I liked it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not sure it was pure power of will lol I think the blue pill helped

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous

      The pandemic really fricked everything up. I mean things were terrible before but everything became suddenly worse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This character unironically made me feel better about my hair line receding.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I used to want to be a YouTuber... but Youtuber's don't even mine brown bricks in Minecraft anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mine brown bricks in Minecraft
      wut

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vlad was right. There are no choices. Nothing but a straight line. The Illusion comes afterwards, when you ask 'why me?' and 'what if?' when you look back, see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree or a forked lightning. If you had done something differently, it wouldn't be you, it would be somone else looking back, asking a different set of questions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      YOUR POWERFUL PEOPLE AREN'T GONNA HELP YOU OUT OF THIS ONE BUDDY

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a hard world out there Ray. But men like me and you, we're the fricking viagra

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >someone once told me we get the world we deserve
    Raw as frick line, Ray knew he deserved his shitty life.

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      Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You like to bully kids, ASS-pen?

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Fit as a fiddle?" Well, I'm a goddamn Stradivarius, and no one's stringing me along.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ok I'll rewatch it (again)

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently S2 was based on this
    is it a good read?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Really good anon, skip or power through black dalia and check out the underworld USA trilogy after you read the LA quartet

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shittiness of season 4 has triggered reappraisal of season 2
    Don't really understand why this happened but it was about time.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the most underrated season of tv in human history

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. Can't think of anything else that even comes close

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ani is cute, Velcoro is a kino character and between the Zahler movies and this Vince Vaughn really had an underrated run in the 2010's!

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this has been on my backlog for a while and i'm running out of kinos to postpone
    im afraid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I welcome judgement

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Starting to think I'm coming to the limit of my drinking.

    I drink a 1.75 liter of cheap Canadian whiskey every 2-3 days. Drinking usually starts at 11:00 (frick noon). Been waking up earlier lately, though, so sometimes have an after-coffee glass.

    After about six years of this, I think my body is starting to reject it. I prepare a glass and I am completely turned off by the thought of drinking more. Maybe it's not too late for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Swap it out for weed and then taper off the alcohol and then quit the weed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well I've already started taking Delta 8 gummies almost nightly because they're what's available here. Part of why I'm getting up earlier in the mornings, now. I drink like a fish once I'm high, though.

        >cheap Canadian whiskey
        >I think my body is starting to reject it.
        Toxins in cheap booze build up in you and start to make you sick. I had to throw up every morning for a while and then when i went to start drinking after work i had to choke the first two or three drinks down with water in order to get rolling. Switch to top shelf, particularly clear like Tito's vodka. You'll be like a new man.

        Hmm, might be a tool for me to wean down a bit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cheap Canadian whiskey
      >I think my body is starting to reject it.
      Toxins in cheap booze build up in you and start to make you sick. I had to throw up every morning for a while and then when i went to start drinking after work i had to choke the first two or three drinks down with water in order to get rolling. Switch to top shelf, particularly clear like Tito's vodka. You'll be like a new man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is particularly true with whiskey. I was doing Jim Beam for a while and it really does frick you up in like a slow burn, long run way. Gets to the point your stomach just hurts from having a drink.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No reason to come to this board anymore expect these threads,am serious...Is S3 worth it just for Dorf?I can't stand that ugly Black person

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is S3 worth it just for Dorf
      Yes and I'm mad about not seeing him around more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      S3 is great. And I don't agree with the what seems to be the common view that it's ending gives you blue balls.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you people just meme a certain scene to death and expect Druk 3.0??.How come nobody mentions the scene where Ray comforts the rapist in jail??That was fricking peak,are we talking True Detective or are we just spilling our addiction issues

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wait what... comforts him!? he fricking scared the shit out of that guy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anon clearly meant "confronts"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >comforts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought I killed you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >who'd you really kill?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          himself =(

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          God.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      waaah waaah stop talking about that one good scene and talk about MY favorite scene waaaaaaaaaaah waaah

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's probably one of the most common lies people tell themselves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a humiliation ritual people put themselves through, and yes, one of the most common.
      I myself have never felt that way.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Villain is an Israeli who traffics white girls
    >protagonist calls him a israelite motherfricker
    Why was this season so based?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pizzalino is in general too right-wing for the current media scene. Nothing to throw hissy fits on twitter about like he did, but still disappointing that he likely won't be coming out with anything big for a while.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone have a webm of frank and ray's assault on the cabin?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even if it was ratshot or whatever the percussive force alone should have jellified some organs

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No you couldn't, Ray. Caspere knew this all along.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >TD Season 2 actually getting threads
    kino

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THE FRICKING LEBRONS OR WHATEVER, THEY WHAT? SHIT IN 'EM?!

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >My father made me nervous
    >Maybe you were already nervous. Maybe you lacked grit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bros...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You were here first

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >WHEN THE NIIIIGHT HAS BEEN TOO LONELLLY
          >AND THE ROOOOAD HAS BEEN TOO LONG
          >AND YOU THIIIIINK THAT LOVE IS ONLLLLY
          >FOR THE LUUUCKY AND THE STRONG

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can someone explain how the frick Ray had a prophetic dream that literally came true, he got so drunk he predicted the future, and no one is phased or bothered by this at all?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's Lynchian I ain't gotta explain shit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This was after he got shot in Caspere's other house. He's unconscious on the ground and I interpreted it as a lite-NDE. Some form of life after death is clearly real in this story as is fate. He was always going to end up shot to pieces between redwoods because he was always going to see his son one more time.
              >Life is meaningless
              everything that happened in the story was always going to happen (how and where he died)
              >God did not create a meaningless world
              the characters' actions are of grave importance to their conscience as well as the people around them (why he drove to that forest)

              No character is phased by it because Ray doesn't tell anyone about the dream in detail. The viewer shouldn't be phased by it because clearly something immaterial is at play in the season.

              this guy gets it

              >it's nowhere near as good as s1 but it has a few good moments, the bad press is mostly due to morons who got filtered circlejerking, they praised s1 but didn't understand it either
              I watched a popular "analysis review" video of season 2 and I couldn't get over how bad all the takes were, major scenes and themes completely went over their head.

              For example, it complained how the the scenes were constantly interrupted with unrelated perspectives from other characters down to the ending which was itself unsatisfying because the main character's fail and only 1 of them lives and only kinda sorta maybe breaks the story to the public

              but the show literally tells you why it does this repeatedly, the hippy father tells the audience directly "today's exercise is to recognize the world as meaningless and to understand that god did not create a meaningless world, hold both thoughts as irrefutable and equal, because this is how we must live now in the final age of man", this summarizes the whole show, it's just as Nietzschean as s1 in many ways

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I rewatched s1. I can’t believe I called that reddit piece of shit the greatest tv show of all time at one point. I am a sheep

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Listen, they say shit floats and piss trickles downhill, but Ray, what do you think cum does?
    >It squirts, Ray. All over your face if you let it.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his kid so fat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's the only realistic part of the show

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      his stepdad is a redditor basedboy and the mother an evil b***h
      the result is as you see
      >sons ask to watch Friends in your visitation time
      I'd have disowned him then and there.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I just stayed fit when was around 12 to 13, I'd have been king by now. But when I hit 14 and the Internet started having online games, it all went to hell. I could have had sex by then with hot chick's but I just wanted to play habbo hotel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>If I just stayed fit when was around 12 to 13, I'd have been king by now. But when I hit 14 and the Internet started having online games, it all went to hell. I could have had sex by then with hot chick's but I just wanted to play habbo hotel.
      Of all the lies people tell themselves I bet that's the common.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished S2 today, It was actually kino
    Loved Vince in it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Thing is, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there. And me? I'm the fricking chinaman.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >They say fate is a cruel mistress, Ray. Well I'm tied up with a dildo up my ass and a steel rod in my urethra and I forgot my safe word.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    underrated kino, too bad pizzaman is on the hollywood shit list

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