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it was a reference to how on earth dinosaurs are extinct
>Jedi "master"
>only about four of them are actually worth a shit
bunch of frauds I tell you hwat
>remember this scene
>check it out on wookiepedia
>each of the jedi that sheev kills (other than Samuel Jackson) is supposed to be a complete badass in EU and has gorrillion books written about them
>Brings 3 jedi with him
>They all die
>He literally beats palpatine by himself
Mace was the only Jedi trained to redirect dark side energy. Prior to Darth Maul making an appearance, the Jedi did not think Sith existed anymore, so it didn't really make sense to train in combat that way. That's why Mace has the purple lightsaber, he was a unique Jedi for that skillset, and the only one who could best Palpatine at one-on-one combat.
Palpatine then played up his defeat to allow Anakin to intervene and create an ultimatum in that moment. Mace was canonically the best duelist in the Star Wars universe. Yoda and Obi Wan only succeeded him in force abilities.
cool. so where in the films do they show all of this?
>he had a purple lightsaber because he was a super cool anti-sith jedi who mixed epic light and dark powers
he had a purple lightsaber because samuel l jackson asked for one and they all agreed it looked cool.
Palpatine took a dive and threw the match so Anakin would betray the Jedi Order.
This would have been better and would’ve made palpatine look like a real 4d chess master genius, but Lucas stated windu actually beat him fair and square. Anakin turning and saving him wasn’t part of his plan.
But this hammers in the despair harder if Sidious' master plan came so close to being undone
it makes more sense that it was planed.
the dark side isnt clouded,and sidious can see the future perfectly.
There needed to be way more time and honestly even more intricacy to the plot for the whole Palpy master manipulator bit to actually work. The most obvious change is
, and instead of 4 jedi confronting Palpatine in his office totally unimpeded Palpatine couldve been surrounded by people that the jedi knew personally who eventually got tired of the war and turned on them at that pivotal moment and aided Palpatine without him needing to raise a finger to defend himself.
The whole thing feels like a missed opportunity. Order 66 should've been like a reverse Valkyire plot Palpatine secretly planted in people to pull off and the Jedi were so trusting of the people they didn't see it coming. Instead it's a bunch of faceless soulless literally identical clones and robots.
>check it out on wookiepedia
well there's your problem
It's so funny that Lucas can just be like "lemme just stick a funny squid puppet on this extra's face" and a bunch of adult men will spend decades of their lives writing about how he was actually the most powerful and important character ever devised in fiction
They try to explain away why they failed so bad by saying that Sidiuses powerful aura magic was damaging them and they failed their saving throw.
>be a complete badass
By modern Jedi standards. In other words, they're fodder.
That's not true at all, only Mace has his own book, the others don't even have their own comics.
Thats why I love the EU, the pure love and autism for star wars
>Sheev kills 2 of them with 2 swings and no one does anything
Awful scene lmao
The scream spin should've wiped all of them except Mace and he shouldn't have pulled his saber out beforehand, it should've happened so fast and been so violent only Mace saw it coming.
Jedi Master isn't an indication of martial prowess moron. It's a political rank
>promoting people that suck at dueling and using the force
but why?
Who?
Dinosaurs should extinct
>Obi-Wan sees Jango Fett assist in attempted assassination of Padmé
>Obi-Wan goes to Kamino
>meets Jango in person
>They're already making millions of Jango clones
>Jango immediately tries to murder Obi-Wan
>later on Geonosis, every single jedi present sees Jango standing next to Count Dooku, Sith Lord
>Everyone knows Jango is the basis for the clones
>no one is suspicious the guy that was being cloned before they got there was also working for the Sith Lord they're looking for
>at no point did any Jedi apparently just swap the Jango clones for someone else
>Mace didn't just cut off Jango's hands and not his head and then mind trick him to tell him what's going on
>Obi-Wan never mind tricked a Kaminoan to find out what's going on
>no Jedi or Republic representative ever went back to Kamino to interrogate the clone manufacturers
The Jedi are so supremely fricking moronic.
Clone Army is just a moronic concept in general and considering most of them still die as a shitty cannon fodder, there's literally no reason why Republic can't just use standing conscript army (aka Astra Militarum) loyal to the Senate. Republic supposedly controls thousands of worlds. They could easily churn out a sizeable army in their time of need without relying on suspicious clones.
Also, why are all Jedi generals since they're supposedly just "keepers of peace not soldiers"? Wouldn't it make more sense to train an independent officer class? The entire thing just makes no sense.
What's even stupider is the clones became friends with the jedi in both canons. Pong Krell in the current canon was considered an oddity and even given le racist treatment for not trusting them. There are entire episodes of shows dedicated to making him seem wrong for not trusting the fricking clones.
>just use standing conscript army
The Senat doesn't even react to the Trade Federation invading Naboo, they are clearly a loosely held together coalition with not enough central power to constitute a conscription.
Why not ask the most loyal planets to raise armies for the republic?
I never understood why anyone but mr wrinkles was in favour of the clone army.
But what about the trans clones?
>The entire thing just makes no sense.
And don't forget the clone army was canonically just ~3 million clones, smaller than the army of China (nerds will cope by saying "unit" means a group of 1000+ clones).
>at no point did any Jedi apparently just swap the Jango clones for someone else
It took years to grow them, they needed an army NOW to deal with the separatists.
>mind trick
Only works on the weak minded.
What's even better is that towards the end of the Clone Wars cartoon, the Jedi actually find out the clones were engineered by the Sith. But Yoda's response is that they just can't do anything because they'd already come this far so they just had to see how it would play out.
Why was Parasaurolophus in Star Wars?
What part of "A long time ago" did you not understand?
His thumbnail looks like Natalie Portman on her stripper pole.
>jedi master with dinosaur head
>named Coleman
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