I cried..

I cried..

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I came

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just like the director

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    me too, but it still sucks ass.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kevin bros...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kek is there a full compilation of his crying selfies?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        just made one

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          as gay as it sounds, I can understand crying at a moment in a movie, but taking a selfie of it and posting on the internet is so fucking gay kek

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I just saw the Paw Patrol movie and I'm in tears...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          jesus christ how pathetic

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The random french poster behind him talks about trannies

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He’s always fucking crying

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE Kevin Smith with all my heart.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone Has Heart Attacks: The Movie

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is Mallrats 2 coming out still?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    was it good?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Clerks 4: Randall dies of a heart attack
    Elias dies of a heart attack on the way to the hospital

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More than likely this will be the last time he ever directs a movie unless he plans on milking Clerks even more

    I wouldn't mind seeing a Dogma 2

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ore than likely this will be the last time he ever directs a movie
      not a chance, mallrats 2 is next

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Really fucking sad to die leaving so little, filled of so many regrets and pain.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest, does this look like something you want to watch?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >A bunch of geriatric men who spent all their lives being clerks in stores and literal bums

      I don't know why but the thought of this is depressing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        most people never make anything of their lives. most people are stuck in dead end jobs, most people lack ambition.
        is it depressing? yes, but its also just reality.

        I am one of them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rosario don't break.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did I see? I can't remember.
    >AARHHK

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it was better than i thought it would be. but honestly i can’t believe that THIS is the movie that filters /misc/.
    it’s honestly insane. they had a hilariously bitchy thread talking about dante getting ducked by washington carver and malcolm x but they don’t have the cognitive capability to recognize that it’s just a projection by dante about his dead wife being happy because he actually loves her and knew her personality. just small shit like that where it’s hilariously misunderstand and the intentions which are written at a second grade level are misunderstood. it’s a return to mediocrity for kevin smith and i liked it for what it was but it seems like the people who didn’t like it are actually retarded, autistic and cinematically illiterate. and i’m not someone who ad hominims for a piece of shit kevin smith movie. i think i just fully realized the totality of how fucking stupid people here are now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Took you long enough

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shit movie don't bother

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is this actually good? I liked the first two but that was because I was 13 and I thought eating ass and fucking a donkey were the peak of comedy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Me too then I grew up and realized orange man bad is the funniest thing of all time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        For me the funniest thing of all time is when ropeys rope them selves.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy how from Clerks 1 to 3 Smith got fucking awful at directing movies and Dante got fucking awful at acting.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mid-life Crisis: The Movie

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It just sounds fucking depressing. Should have ended with 2 and moved, Jay&Silent Bob are fucking cringe now as well. Fuck Kevin Smith he's a fag

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this movie ended up playing like the sizzle reel for a movie that wins an independent spirit award in 2002.
    especially the running in the street scenes and maudlin sentimental monologue.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The leaks about Rosario were so retarded I assumed it was a meme but it was real.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Saw it Saturday with my best friend who got me into clerks 7 years ago. It sucked.

    The thing is, the first two movies were about the clerks being clerks. Sure the second movie was a bit more surreal but it was basically you hanging out with Randal and Dante and listening to them shoot the shit and react to the stuff that happens throughout the day, with some plot points strung along.

    However this movie was completely different. It was basically an unfunny nostalgiafest to try and con gen Xers into watching it. Elias becoming a Satanist was cringe, Becky being dead was sad, and Dante dying, while touching and done pretty well, made the movie depressing af.

    TL:DR

    >Randall gets heart attack
    >makes clerks 1
    >Dante cries about his QT latina wife being dead
    >Dante gets heart attack
    >dies
    >elias.cringe
    >jay_and_silent_bob.gayry
    >I'm not even supposed to be here today×100

    3/10

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