I don't believe it!

I don't believe it!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They had a programmer on the ship who could make whatever simulation you want and the whole crew was perfectly fine with using their loading program for recreation
    He gave that up for steaks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ignorance is bliss anon didn't you watch the movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The point is that he knew it was a program running in his head, which detracted from the experience no matter how real it felt. The only way for the steaks to feel "real" again was to remove that knowledge of the real world.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But why did he react so positively when he ate the steak, which he knew was fake?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did you see what they had to eat in the real worl? It may be fake, but at least it wasn't that shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why didn't he just hop into the construct and eat steaks there?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              A better question is how he got himself out of the Matrix after his secret meeting with Smith.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There is a canon answer to that. Remember that scene where Neo surprises Cypher while he was doing something on the computer and acts all suspicious and quickly turns off the monitors? He was writing an automated program to allow him to connect and disconnect without an operator.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is there a source on that? It's believable, but that could simply have been Cypher setting up his meeting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Is there a source on that?
                The source was an online Q&A the Wachovskies had with fans, you can read it here

                http://web.archive.org/web/20060322090716/http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/cmp/larryandychat_index.html

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Genuine thanks.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because while better, it was still not what he wanted, which was the old feel of experiencing a world that didn't suck without the knowledge it wasn't real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they could make the craziest most realistic VR porn, i dunno that would be a pretty good trade for real steak

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >where is neo? we need to go see the oracle
        >he's running the roman bath house orgy simulation again
        >jesus christ still? he's been in there for days!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you coom in the Matrix, does your body coom back in the real world?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Given that blunt-force trauma in the matrix makes your lungs start bleeding in real life, yes.
            Makes me wonder if anyone ever jizzed and Tank had to clean it up.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's implied that more than one crew member has tried out Mouse's red woman program. Those dudes have been creaming their single filthy outfit over and over.
              Imagine the smell.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why wouldn't they just get naked IRL?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Being a military unit, there's probably some jack-off program protocol for hygiene purposes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Presumably they just add it to the nutrient paste for zinc fortification.
                I can't remember if it was here or tvtropes but someone said that when people have unprotected sex in the matrix that a robot must be collecting the man's cum and putting it inside the woman.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's implied that more than one crew member has tried out Mouse's red woman program. Those dudes have been creaming their single filthy outfit over and over.
              Imagine the smell.

              Where do you think the proteins in the slop they eat comes from?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you think that's protien slop you're eating.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do the robots feed on your coom? We need answers anons

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no, the jizz is recycled and fed to the humans in the matrix dumb ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but then everybody could see what you were doing, and that's not fun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick off to zion and build one of those chairs in your cubicle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whoaaa this post-apocalyptic machine raised dude is a little fricked up and into some pretty kinky shit.
        not that we have sex crazed mass orgies back at zion, we're totally offended

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but even if the simulation was able to temporarily erase your memories, after 15 minutes or an hour you'd have to go back to the dirty metal shithole. and you'd probably need to work on that ship doing stuff, eating nothing but horrible protein porride for a week before you got given another hour of recreational simulation time.

      compare that to being put in the matrix as a movie star and being able to frick any girl you want and go on whatever vactions you want.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Believe it or not mother fricker...you're still gonna..*cough* *bleeds out*

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They never even addressed this guy's death, he was just gone after the first matrix

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean the operator, not cypher. Link

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Must have been some shit with the actor then?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Must have been some shit with the actor then?
          Boy, you have no idea.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean tank, frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure one of the movies implied tank died
      I forgot if it was reloaded or revolutions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently the actor demanded a higher pay rate because he thought he was a main star and he walked. He has an entire YouTube channel dedicated to his schizo seething

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        KEK how'd I not know about this. He was good in the movie but delusions of grandeur apparently

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you think it's funny now, do a deep dive. You'll laugh your ass off at how this guy played himself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The guy went nuts over the whole thing, a legit mental breakdown from he never recovered.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He came on Cinemaphile a couple of years ago.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          damnn

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >deadnaming
          transphobic pie of shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, not even a piece but the whole pie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          dude is the adopted son of Tommy Chong. crazy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He has an entire YouTube channel dedicated to his schizo seething

        link?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dunno. Try searching yt for Marcus Chong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He made a 40 minutes schizo documentary. It's officially part of the Matrix canon.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know his character name Ralph Cifaretto in the Sopranos was a take off Cypher from the Matrix?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SHE WAS A HOOAH

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a fricking horse!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A.) SHE WAS A HORSE
      B.) SHE HIT ME

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HABEEB IT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Twinkie House!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he's beginning to not believe it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why not? Yesterday you believed there was a flying saucer over East Rutherford!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ye best start believing.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HABEEB IT!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you take a shit in the matrix do you fill your pants back on the ship?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does it get recycled into that protein paste they eat?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sneed it or feed it big guy

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't tank or whoever come up with a way to delete depression from their brain through a program or something? It probably could've helped Cypher.

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