i dont care that pee wee herman jerked off in a porno theater. he is still based and you can not convince me otherwise

i dont care that pee wee herman jerked off in a porno theater. he is still based and you can not convince me otherwise

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What else are you supposed to do in one? It would be weird to go there and go home after letting your erection subside.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You’re supposed to be there to watch the film dingus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is he like, American Mr Bean or something?

      You’re supposed to be there to watch the film dingus

      Pre-internet porn every guy went to a theater to jack it at least once in their life. Any guy who tells you otherwise is a liar or saudi arabian.

      It wasn't gay porn, it wasn't kiddie porn. I don't see the problem.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it’s an “anon believes his own head-canon” episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why go to a porn teather if you cant jerkoff there?
      they should give you an onahole, tissues and a plastic bag at the entrance, so you can fap without making a mess in the place.

      >jerked off in a porno theater
      where was he supposed to do it? sounds like entrapment

      Imagine going to a theater to porn with complete strangers and getting offended that men are jerking off

      You're probably one of those homosexuals who get mad that you can't shoot other people at a shooting range.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao calling people homosexuals while defending the sanctity of a God damn porno theater. have a nice day dude.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is he like, American Mr Bean or something?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why go to a porn teather if you cant jerkoff there?
    they should give you an onahole, tissues and a plastic bag at the entrance, so you can fap without making a mess in the place.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pee Wee's Big Adventure has more SOVL than any movie made in the last 5 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tim Burton's best movie, in my opinion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True. It’s a genuinely great movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OK, but why was his Netflix movie so gay?
      It was a huge change of pace from his other shows, movie, and specials.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad his Twitter is reaked with pedo shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he did get picked up in 2001 for CP sooooo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    38 year old boomer here. I was 7 when this happened. People went nuts over this. We had pee wee posters in our class room and our teacher ripped them down and threw them away. Then another kid had a pee wee shirt and he had to turn it inside out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was he the first modern "cancelled" celeb?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn’t

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What are some other old school pre-social media cancellations
          Im a zoomer so I don't know

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            People got canceled all the time for having affairs dating back to the 20s and 30s anon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's funny because nowadays having an affair is basically normal for a celeb and you're more of a bad person for saying something wrong-think about trans folk

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They used to go after celebs all the time for smoking jazz cigarettes, being commies, and being gay.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              they should go back to doing that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds like gay commie talk, they are coming to cancel you first.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ice-T was condemned by angry whites in the 90s for signing about killing cops.

            Angry white parents, led by Tipper Gore, tried to ban offensive music.

            Basically, whites, whether conservative or liberal, can't help but canceling people for getting offended.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      48 here. I was too old to watch the actual Playhouse; I was however a based

      Pee Wee's Big Adventure has more SOVL than any movie made in the last 5 years

      enjoyer. Pee Wee was trying into a semi-adult market, "Big Top Pee Wee" being a more insistent attempt (a failure).
      The scandal hit GenX a bit different. We already saw Pee Wee as an adult, just as a stupid adult who could rent a VCR if he had to rub one out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What’s with all the chinks on the board lately?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was visiting his parents

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a pee wee shirt
      Kek, damn what a dork.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >jerked off in a porno theater
    where was he supposed to do it? sounds like entrapment

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Back then jerking off in a porno theater was as natural as having butter on toast

      >ITT: anons justify their perversions and exhibitionism
      Next you’re going to say gay guys cottaging in public restrooms is just harmless tomfoolery. Enough, I won’t stand for it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Back then jerking off in a porno theater was as natural as having butter on toast

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I concur, he's great

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought he did something worse for some reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      see

      he did get picked up in 2001 for CP sooooo.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    robert snitched on him for not paying the falcon tax

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just to note, Pee Wee’s Playhouse was already planned to end at that time, they merely took off the reruns for a little while.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peewee is one of those weird holdouts from gen-X culture that isn't entertaining at all that's only popular because there wasn't anything else going on when you were kids.
    If you're not gen-X and you like this shit your parents abused you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers hate Pee Wee because he managed to pull off what their generation hates
      >embraces the past with open arms
      >embraces diversity without being preachy

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based Pee Wee earning kids about the dangers of crack cocaine.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine going to a theater to porn with complete strangers and getting offended that men are jerking off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine having to go somewhere and paying money just to jerk off.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell of cum in the air at the porno theater.

    I never got the chance to use one. I did beat off at those adult shop arcades a few times.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw there are no more porno theatres to have a cheeky wank in with other horny bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are some still around, if you know where to look.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be christcuck
    >someone does something 1000 miles away from your shithole Midwestern state
    MARVEN GET THE ENVELOPES AND MY GOOD PEN IM WRITING THE EDITOR!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >marven
      >en
      Hi chang

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Please do not be inferring

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Your chinese boss should get some smarter apes for his zoo.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shut mouth white devil dog stink of wet sock dog

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao no

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              seething yellow man haha losing face

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still watch his Christmas special every year

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cancelled for this
    >troonys get to live

    Unjust

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He didn’t really get cancelled, he retired the character for a while. The people were on his side.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bryan Singer rapes boys, no problemo

    Pee Wee jacks off to straight porn, gets sentenced to death by lethal injection

    Is this the world you want to live in? #NothingtobeProudof

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What was he suppose to do, jerk off on his chair, next to all his pictures in front of his tv? Pretty sure that would be considered child abuse or something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Gosh, Pee Wee, can't you just go to one of those theaters or something? I'm still trying to scrub the stains out from last night

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He got crucified because he did a kids show. It's not a big deal today, but the media was looking to bring down an otherwise clean cut guy.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's a 'pee wee goes to new york' episode

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An unemployed middle aged homosexual man could afford this house in 1985.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Childless middle age homos aren't the ones having troubles affording housing these days, though.

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