i dont care that pee wee herman jerked off in a porno theater. he is still based and you can not convince me otherwise
i dont care that pee wee herman jerked off in a porno theater. he is still based and you can not convince me otherwise
i dont care that pee wee herman jerked off in a porno theater. he is still based and you can not convince me otherwise
What else are you supposed to do in one? It would be weird to go there and go home after letting your erection subside.
You’re supposed to be there to watch the film dingus
Pre-internet porn every guy went to a theater to jack it at least once in their life. Any guy who tells you otherwise is a liar or saudi arabian.
It wasn't gay porn, it wasn't kiddie porn. I don't see the problem.
>it’s an “anon believes his own head-canon” episode
You're probably one of those homosexuals who get mad that you can't shoot other people at a shooting range.
Lmao calling people homosexuals while defending the sanctity of a God damn porno theater. Kill yourself dude.
Is he like, American Mr Bean or something?
why go to a porn teather if you cant jerkoff there?
they should give you an onahole, tissues and a plastic bag at the entrance, so you can fap without making a mess in the place.
Pee Wee's Big Adventure has more SOVL than any movie made in the last 5 years
Tim Burton's best movie, in my opinion.
True. It’s a genuinely great movie.
OK, but why was his Netflix movie so gay?
It was a huge change of pace from his other shows, movie, and specials.
Too bad his Twitter is reaked with pedo shit
he did get picked up in 2001 for CP sooooo.
Huh?
38 year old boomer here. I was 7 when this happened. People went nuts over this. We had pee wee posters in our class room and our teacher ripped them down and threw them away. Then another kid had a pee wee shirt and he had to turn it inside out.
Was he the first modern "cancelled" celeb?
He wasn’t
What are some other old school pre-social media cancellations
Im a zoomer so I don't know
People got canceled all the time for having affairs dating back to the 20s and 30s anon.
It's funny because nowadays having an affair is basically normal for a celeb and you're more of a bad person for saying something wrong-think about trans folk
They used to go after celebs all the time for smoking jazz cigarettes, being commies, and being gay.
they should go back to doing that
That sounds like gay commie talk, they are coming to cancel you first.
Ice-T was condemned by angry whites in the 90s for signing about killing cops.
Angry white parents, led by Tipper Gore, tried to ban offensive music.
Basically, whites, whether conservative or liberal, can't help but canceling people for getting offended.
48 here. I was too old to watch the actual Playhouse; I was however a based
enjoyer. Pee Wee was trying into a semi-adult market, "Big Top Pee Wee" being a more insistent attempt (a failure).
The scandal hit GenX a bit different. We already saw Pee Wee as an adult, just as a stupid adult who could rent a VCR if he had to rub one out.
What’s with all the chinks on the board lately?
He was visiting his parents
>a pee wee shirt
Kek, damn what a dork.
>jerked off in a porno theater
where was he supposed to do it? sounds like entrapment
>ITT: anons justify their perversions and exhibitionism
Next you’re going to say gay guys cottaging in public restrooms is just harmless tomfoolery. Enough, I won’t stand for it.
Back then jerking off in a porno theater was as natural as having butter on toast
I concur, he's great
I thought he did something worse for some reason
see
robert snitched on him for not paying the falcon tax
Just to note, Pee Wee’s Playhouse was already planned to end at that time, they merely took off the reruns for a little while.
Peewee is one of those weird holdouts from gen-X culture that isn't entertaining at all that's only popular because there wasn't anything else going on when you were kids.
If you're not gen-X and you like this shit your parents abused you.
Zoomers hate Pee Wee because he managed to pull off what their generation hates
>embraces the past with open arms
>embraces diversity without being preachy
Based Pee Wee earning kids about the dangers of crack cocaine.
Imagine going to a theater to porn with complete strangers and getting offended that men are jerking off
imagine having to go somewhere and paying money just to jerk off.
Imagine the smell of cum in the air at the porno theater.
I never got the chance to use one. I did beat off at those adult shop arcades a few times.
>tfw there are no more porno theatres to have a cheeky wank in with other horny bros
There are some still around, if you know where to look.
>be christcuck
>someone does something 1000 miles away from your shithole Midwestern state
MARVEN GET THE ENVELOPES AND MY GOOD PEN IM WRITING THE EDITOR!!
>marven
>en
Hi chang
Please do not be inferring
Your chinese boss should get some smarter apes for his zoo.
Shut mouth white devil dog stink of wet sock dog
Lmao no
seething yellow man haha losing face
I still watch his Christmas special every year
>cancelled for this
>trannys get to live
Unjust
He didn’t really get cancelled, he retired the character for a while. The people were on his side.
Bryan Singer rapes boys, no problemo
Pee Wee jacks off to straight porn, gets sentenced to death by lethal injection
Is this the world you want to live in? #NothingtobeProudof
What was he suppose to do, jerk off on his chair, next to all his pictures in front of his tv? Pretty sure that would be considered child abuse or something.
>Gosh, Pee Wee, can't you just go to one of those theaters or something? I'm still trying to scrub the stains out from last night
He got crucified because he did a kids show. It's not a big deal today, but the media was looking to bring down an otherwise clean cut guy.
it's a 'pee wee goes to new york' episode
An unemployed middle aged homosexual man could afford this house in 1985.
Childless middle age homos aren't the ones having troubles affording housing these days, though.