i dont get it

i dont get it

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    declining birth rates

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's how I'll feel when the andy sixx log poster finally kills himself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      I didn't find it funny when it started at all but now not 12 years later I see someone say "logs" emphatically somewhere that should have nothing to do with this hell-hole and I occasionally scough over my lunch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wait so thats a person posting that? i thought at this point it was a bot or something of the sort

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    magic's gone

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The world has not changed, his perspective has and the amount of things that interest or excite him have just reduced.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if it's just his perspective that changed then there isn't less of it, it doesn't make sense

      magic's gone

      when a thing or a place is unknown or unexplored, its dimensions and features are only limited by your imagination
      like how Olympus was once the mighty seat of the gods who live forever, but now it is an unhaunted hill.

      i got this when i was like 10 years old. how do you not get it?
      they're talking about the disappearance of mystery and the unknown as the world is mapped and settled. the dead kraken, killed on the orders of the east india company, represents the death of the mysterious, as humanity slowly takes over every corner of the world. there are no new places to discover, no new mysteries in the world, and nowhere to escape from civilization.

      if it's only subjetive things like mystery/magic the only things that are gone then the world is still the same, so there isn't less of it, it doesn't make sense

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is how people talk you autistic spaz. they make general statements based on their own feelings. jack is a jaded disillusioned frick. thats the context clue. plus his face

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          still doesn't make sense

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            hes also riffing off what the other gay said which is why he reuses party same sentence to make a finer point about his feels. this is considered witty

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you're so fricking stupid Jesus Christ

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >still doesn't make sense
            Look yourself into looney bin, for fricks sake.
            I am unironic schizo, and even I understood this statement.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The more of the world is discovered and considered scientific rather than divine or magic, the less mystery there is. Duuuuuh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are so fricking autistic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pirates is not our world
      there's LITERALLY MAGIC AND MONSTERS that are killed/vanished

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when a thing or a place is unknown or unexplored, its dimensions and features are only limited by your imagination
    like how Olympus was once the mighty seat of the gods who live forever, but now it is an unhaunted hill.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i got this when i was like 10 years old. how do you not get it?
      they're talking about the disappearance of mystery and the unknown as the world is mapped and settled. the dead kraken, killed on the orders of the east india company, represents the death of the mysterious, as humanity slowly takes over every corner of the world. there are no new places to discover, no new mysteries in the world, and nowhere to escape from civilization.

      This is the correct answer.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i got this when i was like 10 years old. how do you not get it?
    they're talking about the disappearance of mystery and the unknown as the world is mapped and settled. the dead kraken, killed on the orders of the east india company, represents the death of the mysterious, as humanity slowly takes over every corner of the world. there are no new places to discover, no new mysteries in the world, and nowhere to escape from civilization.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >missed out on exploring the world
      >will miss out on exploring the universe
      grim

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >got to explore the digital world before it was homogenised
        i really really feel bad for people born after 2000

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's still out there, the uncharted internet is bigger than ever
          it's just all the same over and over schizo ramblings and porn and quirky shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There are still caves to explore
        And the ocean floor
        You would just prefer to sit in the comfort of your home and explore the Catalog

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Is.. Is that... A NEW HECKIN' FLATWORM SPECIES? OH MY SCIENCE, THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN REAL EXPLORING

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >and the ocean floor
          alas, the great ocean floor explorers are a dying breed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Actual ocean floor explorers like Gabe Newell are doing fine, this was a tourist trap that turned into a literal tourist trap

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              dude he's fat but that's kind of rude... whales don't even go THAT deep anyways

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. hasnt met his neighbor

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is it too late? It's been years.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A flimsy premise to do so (like oops I baked too many cookies, here have some neighbor) is usually alright, people will think you're weird but they already thought that (and it's true) so it's nbd

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          People are icky

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this

        >got to explore the digital world before it was homogenised
        i really really feel bad for people born after 2000

        the cope used to be "born just in time to explore dank memes" but Zoomers weren't even old enough to enjoy peak internet culture.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If humanity keeps up the Black person worship and climate hysteria we as a species will never live among the stars

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          t. reddit troony

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can israelite give me another reason why we aren’t flying among the stars RIGHT NOW? No you cant.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick did we get to the moon in 1969 and nothing of importance since then? You would think with something like that we would be already leagues ahead with space flight. Instead we have AI making shitty art and social media. Amazing future

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're mixing technological progress and exploration, which aren't the same. Pretending that we haven't had leaps in former since 1960 is pretty moronic.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Where is my Mars colony then smarty pants.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Don't know, Movie Bob. Once again, the Mars colony doesn't equate to a lack of technological progress for humanity as a whole.
              Remind yourself that most of the exploration of the planet was first and foremost made with the intent of gaining convenience or wealth. Be it new trade routes or resources, I hope you're not suggesting we aren't using the space frontier to bring as many satellites into orbit for all of the communication or surveillance needs possible. What do you gain with a Mars colony besides a Mars colony? There are no Mars natives to rape.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >There are no Mars natives to rape
                Source? Have you been there? I rest my case.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Martians look like this tho. I wouldn't rape them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >spend most of your life getting a good degree and becoming a specialist within your field
              >go to the mars colony to further your research and push humanity into the next age
              >get stabbed to death by some deranged Black person diversity hire
              Seeing how the world currently is I'm glad we don’t have colonies on other planets

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry to bring Neil Degrasse Tyson, but he was very true here:
              If you have the technology and resources to terraform mars... why tf are you not using it on Earth, we have a lot of empy barren land, and sending resources to a remote Earth terraformed colony, is still easier, better and faster than sending it to Mars

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If we glass africa, the middle east and south east asia there suddenly isn’t any more problems on earth and we have room for an infinite amount of food and solar farms

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There's plenty of desert and mountainranges and empy land in south america too anon
                Australia is basically one big continent of nothing
                You don't even need to quarry with african Black folk

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                less regulation on mars i guess

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Terraforming earth doesn't save humanity from a big asteroid impact, terraforming mars does.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because humanity only has two options. Perish on earth or claim our destiny in the stars.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry bud but the israelites already chose death by a thousand Black folk for you and your country.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Black science man is a fricking moron, the reason is because it's much easier to effect a large change on mars through things like introducing a water cycle and simple ecosystem than it is to try and fix the minutiae of Earth's massively complex existing systems. Mars is already a barren desert, but if you look at a fricking mushroom wrong on Earth you risk destroying an entire food web.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Black science man has some pretty based takes. He holds Columbus discovering the New World as the single most important event in the history of humanity.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why?
                It's not like humanity hasn't been thriving just fine without being "discovered"
                t.native

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          look up how much money western countries use on shit skins and imagine if we spent that money on space travel instead
          we would have all white colonies on mars and titan already

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Where is my Mars colony then smarty pants.

            >spend most of your life getting a good degree and becoming a specialist within your field
            >go to the mars colony to further your research and push humanity into the next age
            >get stabbed to death by some deranged Black person diversity hire
            Seeing how the world currently is I'm glad we don’t have colonies on other planets

            Space is fricking moronic and only midwits care about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We will be alive for the first sexbots anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine thinking space is real and it will be traversed lmao

        homies haven't even built space stations on the moon to this day you really think there will ever be a point of going further lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Very melanin-enriched post.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I remember doing a school presentation a decade ago about the mars mission that was trending at the time
          We were promised construction on mars by 2020
          2024? literally nothing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there is nothing stopping you from exploring the Amazon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Africa was still unexplored tho

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was explored, just by muslims.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          anyone have that quote from the first millennium Arab explorer who goes full stormgay about what the guys south of the Sahara were like?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean they proceed to go find the fountain of youth in a later movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People think shit like that then end up in nutty putty cave

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There tens of thousands of islands.
    Most have never been explored.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you didn't visit every 40 ft of sand that pops out of the ocean at low tide? you didn't beat the game

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Earth was shrinking ever since the curse of the black pearl was broken, that's why they were sailing to Singapore without issue or time investment in the third movie and why all the pirate lords were able to meet. They resolve it with Blackbeard at the Fountain of Youth.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The world used to be big and interesting to roam
    >It's still the same world, it's that the "intersting" part is gone.

    Pretty much every homosexual here with more-less interesting childhood who now sits in cubicle or behing the monitor wasting his life away will be, at the very least, familiar with this sentiment. Just how fricking emotionally inhibited are you, mate?

    I won't even tell you to see therapy, just lock yourself in the looney asylum, that shit right there is one of the telltale signs of you having schizo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently if you check yourself into an asylum you get raped by a black patient and then you start painting your nails

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tranette no passo

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do these movies ignore that black people were brutally enslaved during this time period? Seems kinda racist.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Less mystery
    Less possibility

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it still possible to explore for natural resources?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >morons talking about changing perspectives
    >scene happens just after it’s established that Davy Jones was forced to beach the kraken, and the crew of the black pearl went from undead to just a bunch of normal people

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was referring to the maps being filled in and the EITC gaining more and more control over the oceans and ports that pirates used to frequent

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't a world with "less in it" have more sparse empty space and seem larger, not smaller?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Barbosa is using figurative language to describe the recession of mystery in the world as it slowly becomes less wild and more understood. In this sense, it is "smaller" as the mystery and promise of adventure that made it feel big and exciting has slowly faded. Jack, being trapped in a movie written by midwits, proceeds to essentially reiterate Barbosa's point using more literal language, thus adding essentially nothing of value to the conversation. morons are then tricked into thinking this is meaningful dialogue when in reality it's only significance is hinting at both pirates (along with Jones and his Kraken) belonging to a dying era. This idea is then promptly undermined as more PotC movies are pumped out with an endless supply of new adventures.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >YAG SPARRO
    I don't get it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SHALARBO

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think he's taking about important things like your investments, real estate speculation, tax breaks, 401k, vanguard accounts, what color tiles you want in your bathroom, what new gadgets there are to buy, and staying current binge watching the pop culture TV shows on Netflix.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jagsbarrow

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Just like your mom"

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why, why, why! Because it's all logic and reason now. Science, progress, laws of hydraulics, laws of social dynamics, laws of this, that, and the other. No place for three-legged cyclops in the South Seas. No place for cucumber trees and oceans of wine. No place for me.

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