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I don't get it.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She thinks that Jack Geller is sexy so even though she isn't crushing on him anymore, she still has an attraction to him when he says that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In english, doc

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man makes disgusting comment, woman thinks "still would". You need to get out more.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I dont.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unc got some rizz, so b lowkey crushing on him fr

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A good belting on Phoebes behind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if Ross saw Rachel in a bra.
        He might say, "when we were dating that would have got me really aroused, but now, nothing. Well, actually not *nothing*, i am still a heterosexual male and she has the booba"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          phoebe never dated ross and monica's father. i think the joke was a subtle allusion to the fact that phoebe was molested by her father, which is why old fat men saying "dad" things turns her on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The belt was formerly owned by Chuck

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation ritual

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's saying he's glad he wore a big belt because he ate so much that his tummy is bulging so he needed to loosen his belt much longer than normal.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am a robot with no sexual desire. my input is anime and fast food.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahaa 4 months that’s not even possible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when in university the girls mocked one guy for not having any sex in two months and I joined in on calling him a homosexual even though I had sex like once a year.

      But the important thing is that the women assumed that I was having lots of sex.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That absolutely IS a pipe and Im getting sick of art gays telling me it isn't

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now I'm even more confused. How do I even google translate this.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >this isn't a pipe
              >THIS is a pipe

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not le pipe, it's le spoon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hehe pee poo pee poo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Let's see you smoke it then, big boy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there's no grand conspiracy behind this one, it's just life imitating art (on purpose). philosophers handed everyone this one.

          like those images of the DVD decryption code that also WERE the DVD decryption code. it just is.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >like those images of the DVD decryption code that also WERE the DVD decryption code
            wat

            >this isn't a pipe
            >THIS is a pipe

            Thank you. BUT WAIT....

            Let's see you smoke it then, big boy.

            checked but stop looking for gay voyeur porn

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_number
              by visiting this page you're not staring at a shadow-cave 'idea' of a thing, it is the thing. you won't actually magically go to jail or anything nobody gives a shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good on you, you saw a bunch of harpies shitting on of your own and you joined them to further your own reputation. You won't even have to feel bad about it because you're already not a real man anymore and are acting like a woman. I bet you like asian women too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How did said homosexual react? Did he clean up his act?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's married now so he probably has even less sex than he used to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god I want to murder these people

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I contend that despite what it is Seinfeld is actually a LESS israeli show then Friends. Friends is one of the most semetic productions ever conceived and it is no surprise that is it also one of the most popular for dumb western women.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >created by a israeli woman and a gay israeli man
        It’s amazing it wasn’t more obvious at the time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like 2 men to me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why do israelites still look like that despite hundreds of years of genestealing from europeans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when in university the girls mocked one guy for not having any sex in two months and I joined in on calling him a homosexual even though I had sex like once a year.

      But the important thing is that the women assumed that I was having lots of sex.

      god I want to murder these people

      Jokes like these make more sense when you realize they were written by women and gay men.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I lost my virginity at 27 and I get this now. I was fine being a shutin incel before, but it's been 2 months since I got laid and I'm losing my goddamn mind. It's an animal compulsion I have to go out and get laid. The writer may not have meant it this way, but it's not that 4 months is a long length of time for a man to go without sex; it's that 4 months without sex is a long length of time for a man to go and then specifically turn down sex.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SO NO ONE TOLD YOU SUCKIN Black person wiener WAS GAY
      *GLUGGLUGGLUGGLUG*
      THESE Black folk WRECKED YOUR THROAT
      THEY'RE BALLS DEEP IN YOUR AAAAAYYY!
      IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS SUCKING Black person DICKS
      WHEN IT HASN'T BEEN A DAY A WEEK A MONTH, WITHOUT BALLS IN YOUR REEEAARR (BUTT!)
      I'LL SUCK wiener WITH YOU
      (WHEN THE JIZZ IT STARTS TO FLOW)
      I'LL LICK NUTS WITH YOU
      (BECAUSE DEEP DOWN I AM A HOE)
      I'LL TAKE wiener WITH YOU
      BECAUSE YOU LOVE wiener LIKE ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good post I read it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair it's really hard to not get raped for 4 straight months in New York city.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE'S MY 30 MEDALS??!!!!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was the 90s, corporal punishment officially ended in the early 80s, but in reality many teachers continued it. Many girls' first sexual awakening involved a male teacher spanking their fanny and would get in trouble deliberately to receive the attention.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Many girls' first sexual awakening involved a male teacher spanking their fanny and would get in trouble deliberately to receive the attention.
      Is this true?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not in white society, no.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the laugh track explains it very well

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the homosexual cuck there with the women instead of standing up for his bros

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most girls would find it cute.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >rost zesty walking at the end
          OH LAWD HE GAYEEEEH

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God this is so hot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      say whatever you want but that's pretty funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny, being comfortable with your sexuality and being able to joke about it

      though tbh I didn't see the first webm first and thought this was about an old seat/couch they had. don't remember this episode

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    friends was never funny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first 6 or so seasons are funny. Right up around to the time Monica and Chandler get married.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's kinda out of the blue don't ya think?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its just "still would"

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Season 1 curly haired Phoebe..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She would have mogged on any other show but she was competing with prime Courtney and Jennifer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3rd season flashback episode.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Season 1 curly haired Phoebe..

        Would love to rape that ass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          3rd season flashback episode.

          She would have mogged on any other show but she was competing with prime Courtney and Jennifer

          Season 1 curly haired Phoebe..

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ross was lucky

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3rd season flashback episode.

      Mmmm... Stinky pussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monica all the way.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want an insane hippy naive but also worldly gf so fricken bad bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      girls like phoebe exist all over the place in NYC, but they've also all fricked like 20 men just like phoebe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >20 men

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He meant on any given day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >20
        you mean times 5 right

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Middle age israelite writer used Jack as a self insert. The rest should be self-explanatory.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At my work I have been trying to intentionally say unhinged stuff to get girls to leave me alone and it doesn’t work at all they just think I’m funny please help

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you are attractive then nothing will work.
      I'm ugly as shit so I just don't say anything and none of them bothers me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember being very anxious about going back to work after I got wasted at a company party and went full on "haha them Black folk am I right you're cute though I'd frick you" and apparently the girls had just talked to each other how fun and smart I am when they had just assumed that I'm a quiet autist which I actually am sober.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The joke is that the father is so incredibly unattractive and yet Phoebe is still so attracted to him because she is a weirdo.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the 90s so much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was considered obese and completely undatable in the 90s.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Obligatory still is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        slam tight, piggy

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She wants to get spanked by daddy.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daddy issues

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when did you lads realise that Friends, Seinfeld and Mad About You were israeli propaganda?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when i read your post

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