I don't get it.
>Doesn't use baseball bats as his primary form of weaponry
I don't get it. >Batman. >Doesn't use baseball bats as his primary form of weaponry
I don't get it.
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Bats aren't sexually attracted to clowns either. None of it makes sense.
>Is a Caucasian male and sometimes black
>never sings vuela vuela
My Hispanic sides.
>Doesn't shoot webs out his ass
Skip made sure of that.
>Doesn’t have one eye…most of the time
>is neither strange nor a doctor
Isn't he literally both?
That's a lie.
't use baseball bats as his primary form of weaponry
I feel like if you changed that line to say "I live in Gotham" it'd go over way better.
It IS from DC's Pride issue, so it's to be expected.
>this is okay but Dagger type wasn't
Dagger Type was an evil drag queen, so...
Wasn't the point to eventually bring DT into Batman Incorporated?
Where the fuck did you hear that?
It just seemed like an eventuality
How so? I'd sooner believe Killer Moth joining Batman Inc. than a controversial minor villain.
This is just my personal projection, but it seemed like DC wanted a member of the Bat-senpai/Incorporated to patrol different parts of Gotham or specialize in certain kinds of investigations. Having DT and Batwoman trying to work together on crimes on the lgbt seemed kind of obvious to me at least.
It's quite a projection. But you do you, Anon. I guess now they could have Tim and Kate do something similar if they really wanted to.
They should have Tim in charge of that and instead of working with Kate he keeps sending Dick and Jason on undercover missions.
>we're infiltrating gay bars week. you'll be disguised as go-go boys. i'll be posing as a customer filming you on his phone
Real talk I'd actually expect Jason to be the one suggesting this specifically because it'd make the others uncomfortable.
Also because he could make a shitload of jokes about beating Tim's ass and there's nothing he could do about it.
I could buy either one of them doing it, honestly. Tim because sometimes he's a weirdo and he should lean into that more and Jason because he's a troll.
I 100% could see Jason winning Gay Chicken with an actual gay man but only if he went in planning on it.
>jason mentally prepares to defeat tim at gay chicken
>in doing so he plays right into tim's trap
>a year later they get married
>Doesn't hunt human men
>the member for Batman
>not Batman's personal representative in the Australian parliament
>He doesn't ride ghosts
i feel lied to