I don't get it. >Batman. >Doesn't use baseball bats as his primary form of weaponry

I don't get it.
>Batman
>Doesn't use baseball bats as his primary form of weaponry

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bats aren't sexually attracted to clowns either. None of it makes sense.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Green Lantern
    >Is a Caucasian male and sometimes black

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >magneto
    >never sings vuela vuela

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My Hispanic sides.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Spider-Man
    >Doesn't shoot webs out his ass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Skip made sure of that.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >superman
    >actually superkryptonian

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Cyclops
    >Doesn’t have one eye…most of the time

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Doctor Strange
    >is neither strange nor a doctor

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he literally both?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lie.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    't use baseball bats as his primary form of weaponry

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like if you changed that line to say "I live in Gotham" it'd go over way better.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It IS from DC's Pride issue, so it's to be expected.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >this is okay but Dagger type wasn't

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dagger Type was an evil drag queen, so...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't the point to eventually bring DT into Batman Incorporated?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Where the frick did you hear that?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It just seemed like an eventuality

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                How so? I'd sooner believe Killer Moth joining Batman Inc. than a controversial minor villain.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This is just my personal projection, but it seemed like DC wanted a member of the Bat-senpai/Incorporated to patrol different parts of Gotham or specialize in certain kinds of investigations. Having DT and Batwoman trying to work together on crimes on the lgbt seemed kind of obvious to me at least.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's quite a projection. But you do you, Anon. I guess now they could have Tim and Kate do something similar if they really wanted to.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They should have Tim in charge of that and instead of working with Kate he keeps sending Dick and Jason on undercover missions.
                >we're infiltrating gay bars week. you'll be disguised as go-go boys. i'll be posing as a customer filming you on his phone

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Real talk I'd actually expect Jason to be the one suggesting this specifically because it'd make the others uncomfortable.

                Also because he could make a shitload of jokes about beating Tim's ass and there's nothing he could do about it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I could buy either one of them doing it, honestly. Tim because sometimes he's a weirdo and he should lean into that more and Jason because he's a troll.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I 100% could see Jason winning Gay Chicken with an actual gay man but only if he went in planning on it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >jason mentally prepares to defeat tim at gay chicken
                >in doing so he plays right into tim's trap
                >a year later they get married

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >martuan manhunter
    >Doesn't hunt human men

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the member for Batman
    >not Batman's personal representative in the Australian parliament

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ghost Rider
    >He doesn't ride ghosts
    i feel lied to

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Robin
    >not black

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