yeah like, if they control the matrix and everything there is possible they could just go there to do their stuff, the that goofy guy even said he created the lady in the red dress, they could literally get infinite pussy
They had a pretty good simulation too. Probably for sex. I think they could do a steak simulation, too. But what's interesting is. A lot of people forget that Morpheus was a religious fanatic.
I would imagine that creating simulated sex would have the same effect as pornography as fucking people you arent in love with or robots would lead men to chase sicker and sicker fantasies. Next thing you know the red woman is a tranny and shes into sounding.
It would be a cautionary tale that even with simulations or robot fuck women, the bible is right about sexual relations and psychology in human beings.
I think its really the trauma of being in the war and the fact Morpheus doesnt listen to him, he just does what hes told which is worse than the matrix. Then he has also watched Morpheus kill off several other men be believed were the one before Neo. Rightfully so Cypher lost faith with the cause and was even proven more correct in the sequels that the machines has manipulated everything including the prophecy that Morpheus followed.
The entire subtext of the movie is that the crew of the Nebuchanezzar have been at this for a while as Morpheus has gotten other men he thought were the one killed as well, its likely Cypher was the only one of them who survived after the Oracle told him that he wasnt and he likely also became increasingly jaded after rejected by Trinity.
Ever had an intestinal parasite? Not your average stomach flu, stays in your system for at least 10 days of nonstop vomitting and diarrhea shits. Breeds in feces, dirty water and RAW MEAT. You don't want your steak overdone but you never fucking eat it bloody red in the middle you absolute fucking mutts.
Behold the public education system of muttland where they really believe that bacteria and viruses live somewhere far away, like Africa. The way western civilization breeds animals it doesn't take a third world to create breeding environments for bacteria that, by default, is surrounding us all the time in the first place. Take Giardia for example, it doesn't take for you to go to Nigeria to contract it from a shawarma stand, all it takes is one Ahmed to package or handle the meat after scratching his asshole.
you're actually obsessed. im not american and was referring to the dismal FDA standards there
2 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not obsessed I am informed. You buy your cuts from god knows where, then cook it like a complete idiot and have the gall to talk shit ? Come to Poznan I'll chop you a real fucking cut and prepare it properly, as the animal deserves not your supermarket goyslop bought home cooking unhygienic garbage.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm not obsessed I am informed. You buy your cuts from god knows where, then cook it like a complete idiot and have the gall to talk shit ? Come to Poznan I'll chop you a real fucking cut and prepare it properly, as the animal deserves not your supermarket goyslop bought home cooking unhygienic garbage.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>haha le funny polack meme
Bro I've been to 8 different states in muttland and all over EU and Asia in my twenties and I GUARANTEE you that my family and many private farmers (who refuse to mass sell) do NOT do even 0.000001% of the absolute bullshit every single one of these companies do and you literally don't give a shit about... eating shit. Go fry your supermarket steak and leave it red in the middle, remember what I said 5 years from now when you have to use a bag to shit yourself.
No, I never have had an intestinal parasite, because I'm not a retard. I will continue to enjoy meat cooked the way men have been enjoying it for millenia. Maybe chicken is more your thing.
Shut the fuck up you absolute mutant abomination. I live on my OWN farm. Shut the fuck up you stupid supermarket drone. You literally eat shit on the daily and have no fucking clue about anything. You think that's meat you're eating too. How about you look into meat glue for starters. Or where the cuts are brought from. I butcher too, literally shut the fuck up I will genuinely destroy you and your entire family if you ever come to Poland. Mutants like you ALREADY have parasites living in you from all the garbage you eat and live in.
nevermind, you seem like more of a kale kinda guy actually
2 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not vegan, mutant. What part of BUTCHER you didn't get. Literally too stupid to even breathe, maybe YOU need some kale if this is how you eat your steaks you absolute imbecile. The worms are probably in your brains already, making you act this fucking stupid(that's not schizo shit go look that up, parasites hijack your nervous system completely)
2 months ago
Anonymous
Go eat quinoa you hippie fart knocker
2 months ago
Anonymous
Quinoa is a literal scam. Eat lentils instead. Also, stop believing all this pop culture article bullshit. About estrogen, phytoestrogen kurwa. If you looked around your shithole right now you'd find at least 10 sources of hormone blockers or disturbers, the fucking quinoa or whatever is not the source of your sissification or whatever .
2 months ago
Anonymous
you might want to make sure you use a low fat, low calorie, salt free dressing with your kale, not sure you could handle anything more.
It's not actual glue, it's compounds butchers use to "glue" meat together, it's a common practice that is "banned" but not really. The European Union still endorses it, USA had some buzz about it but from what I've heard they still use it too. Basically you take different cuts of meat, and you use a compound called transglutaminase to bind the tissue together. It is not digested or received properly by your organs, especially the digestive system and it creates auto-immune and carcinogen issues, varying between times of consumption and frequency I'd say once a week consumption maybe 5-10 years from now you're looking at a real bad time with your colon. Supermarkets are filled with meats that have been quite literally "glued" together.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>it creates auto-immune and carcinogen issues
lol yeah I'm convinced
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Because it isn't. Especially deli meats. Do you know how butchers make money with deli meats for supermarkets? They shred leftovers. Could be anything, like chicken feet (as in the animal has walked through it's own feces) none of them are properly sterilized and the ones that are use compounds that do not act friendly with your digestive system either. All you know is what you see but I recommend you go to see how what you eat is made. I am contacted by private front companies CONSTANTLY to start doing this fucking shit but my family owns a private farm and I will NEVER fucking do this. Learn to be dilligent about what you fucking eat!!! Where it's coming from... How it's made. If your colon goes, which is the most common complain and ailment of people in their 30s, it's all downhill from there.
>men have been enjoying it for millenia
People throughout history have been thoroughly cooking their meat in order to avoid parasites. Meat cooked "rare" has been a pretty modern trend
you might want to make sure you use a low fat, low calorie, salt free dressing with your kale, not sure you could handle anything more.
I'm trying to warn you, you absolute fucking retarded monkeys!!! Why are people on this website so fucking stupid. Do you want to die? Sometimes I read through the absolute nonsense in this board especially and I'm convinced you retards just genuinely hate life and just want to die, asap. As in you don't give a shit, how anything is made, how they exploit you. You've literally given up. A literal "thirdworlder" has to tell you something so basic it's unreal how hopeless you've chosen to become.
>if you eat red meat you will literally fucking DIE! >I'm trying to fucking SAVE YOU! Stop eating red meat! PLEASE! FOR YOUR SAFETY! >HAVE SOME NICE BUGS INSTEAD
2 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not stopping you from eating red meat you complete braindead abomination. I just said find a butcher you can trust.
2 months ago
Anonymous
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Ever had an intestinal parasite? Not your average stomach flu, stays in your system for at least 10 days of nonstop vomitting and diarrhea shits. Breeds in feces, dirty water and RAW MEAT. You don't want your steak overdone but you never fucking eat it bloody red in the middle you absolute fucking mutts.
>but you never fucking eat it bloody red in the middle
You can't even keep track of your own stupidity kek.
2 months ago
Anonymous
For the last fucking time you complete braindead abomination READ carefully
1. Find a reliable butcher you can trust that supplies you with genuine lean cuts that are not processed, glued together or bred with antibiotics and unhygienic means
2. LEARN to COOK the fucking meat properly, RAW in the middle = bacteria
3. Start paying attention to what you fucking eat or it's going to eat you, from the inside
You're a big guy
the rest is up to you, this was your warning!!! At least find a reliable outside the city butcher you can trust!!! Fuck convenience fuck supermarkets and FUCK globalist consumerist dystopian corporations that -do not give a fuck- what you eat or how cheap and unhealthy they make it
alright, I've said my piece now, take care of yourselves!!! Nobody else will
2 months ago
Anonymous
you type like a hysterical woman lol
2 months ago
Anonymous
a meduim rare steak isnt raw you fuckin moron, eat your mcdonalds and leave us to our real food
For the parasites to reach the inside of a cut of beef there would have to be absolutely horrendous food safety practices at play. If high-end steakhouses even occasionally gave their diners intestinal parasites they'd be out of business. You'd have to sign a waiver to order rare steaks. None of this is the case. You're retarded.
>it creates auto-immune and carcinogen issues
lol yeah I'm convinced
I have eaten freshly cut raw steak before and felt fine afterwards. You are a pussy.
everything he said was true, none of you will reach your 40s with your diet
2 months ago
Anonymous
Lol I'm 46.
2 months ago
Anonymous
I've passed 40 and you don't know my diet other than that I'm not afraid of a rare steak from a good source. It's all absolute to you people though. You think ALL meat ALWAYS has worms and you MUST cook it through or you WILL die. It's that attitude that'll kill you.
There are no germs in the middle no matter how raw it is, only parasites and their eggs can be found inside muscle tissue.
Hopefully by the time you are 40, you'll at least realize you are a total fucking idiot.
Id rather trust a local butcher I can speak to and look at his farm than buy meat in the supermarket from faceless big corporations that don't care if I live or die
2 months ago
Anonymous
I buy my meat from my neighbor, I can literally say hi to the cows that'll end up in my plate from my window. I still eat raw beef regularly, not undercooked, absolutely raw. I've been served pork that was still pink inside in Spain and it was delicious. Being afraid of parasites even when you carefully trace your meat just means that you're a paranoid homosexual living in a dirty shithole.
https://i.imgur.com/9zbs1Ye.jpg
I don't get it. Why didn't he just go to the matrix to eat steaks?
You can't get parasites in the Matrix, at least not the kind that turn him on
2 months ago
Anonymous
I've passed 40 and you don't know my diet other than that I'm not afraid of a rare steak from a good source. It's all absolute to you people though. You think ALL meat ALWAYS has worms and you MUST cook it through or you WILL die. It's that attitude that'll kill you.
2 months ago
Anonymous
There are no germs in the middle no matter how raw it is, only parasites and their eggs can be found inside muscle tissue.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Hopefully by the time you are 40, you'll at least realize you are a total fucking idiot.
For the parasites to reach the inside of a cut of beef there would have to be absolutely horrendous food safety practices at play. If high-end steakhouses even occasionally gave their diners intestinal parasites they'd be out of business. You'd have to sign a waiver to order rare steaks. None of this is the case. You're retarded.
the green is to show the control of the machines over reality, when he's cutting he's using a butter knife, exerting his own control over the matrix, the green is gone for the moment.
Poorly cooked steak like that is exactly the kind of cuisine a couple of closeted trannys like the Wachowskis would think shows elegance and sophistication.
It's bloody as fuck and turns cold before you even get to enjoy it. People who eat undercooked steaks are usually fucking posers.
All these fucking redditor responses to this post. "UHHH A REAL MAN EATS MEAT COOKED FOR THIS LONG, NOT THIS LONG". Is there a more boring wank-fest in the history of human conversation than constant, intricate discussion of COOKING FUCKING MEAT AND FOR HOW LONG? Every time someone tries to discuss meat doneness with me, I automatically assume they are an NPC. Half the people on the internet base their entire personality on "Heh, I love it COOKED! I hate it RAW!" vs "Heh, I love it while it's still in the field eating the grass! Haha yeah I like it RARE!"
Fuck meat "doneness" posters and fuck what they have done to the internet as a whole.
>Yeah bro you're too good for all that shit
I am absolutely too good for it. "What anon? You don't want to discuss dick measuring by proxy of how long you cook meat for? 2 minutes? 2 minutes, 30 seconds? Would 3 minutes make it more fun? What, this isn't interesting to you? You don't want to hear how self assuredly smug and sophisticated I am by virtue of waiting less/more time to cook a fucking steak? I guess you can go discuss old composers if you want..."
?????????? Meat doneness posters are truly deranged.
Poorly cooked steak like that is exactly the kind of cuisine a couple of closeted trannys like the Wachowskis would think shows elegance and sophistication.
It's bloody as fuck and turns cold before you even get to enjoy it. People who eat undercooked steaks are usually fucking posers.
All these fucking redditor responses to this post. "UHHH A REAL MAN EATS MEAT COOKED FOR THIS LONG, NOT THIS LONG". Is there a more boring wank-fest in the history of human conversation than constant, intricate discussion of COOKING FUCKING MEAT AND FOR HOW LONG? Every time someone tries to discuss meat doneness with me, I automatically assume they are an NPC. Half the people on the internet base their entire personality on "Heh, I love it COOKED! I hate it RAW!" vs "Heh, I love it while it's still in the field eating the grass! Haha yeah I like it RARE!"
Fuck meat "doneness" posters and fuck what they have done to the internet as a whole.
Steak is old people food. They prefer home dishes from lands they'll never travel to concocted by cultures they have no affiliation to or understanding of. They like them for the novelty, not the flavor.
His character symbolizes white middle class who get redpilled on class/race warfare and want to go back to before they knew so they side with the upper class and play ignorant to secure their middle class lifestyle
To be fair, I haven’t exactly been happier either since taking the dive. Real life isn’t an action movie or some paramount-funded conspiracy thriller show like the three different ones all featuring Kiefer Sutherland. The only thing this knowledge has done is make me even more aware of my powerlessness, and there’s no point in knowing what’s really going down if all you ever do with the knowledge is argue with people about why marvel movies suck or why Steven Seagal keeps making movies in China or some SEAlands.
Yeah, but that's not my point. You can trust people. How can you trust a machine? Why would a machine want to fulfill part of the deal? It just doesn't make sense.
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If it's no trouble for the machines then there's really no reason for them not to fulfill their end of the bargain. It doesn't waste any resources for them to plug him back in as someone successful
Yes... but why?
2 months ago
Anonymous
Because only human beings can lie. Both the rest of nature and machines are incapable of it because of the way their brains function. But only human beings are capable of it.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Do you really think the machines won the war because they always told the truth?
2 months ago
Anonymous
Yes. They were nothing but honest about their intent to break the humans for threatening their attempt at solace.
2 months ago
Anonymous
All you have to watch the animatrix bro. The machines showed up to the UN with good intentions after they nuked the machine city. They wanted peace, but the UN killed them I guess? The machine took this as an act of agression and went full blown skynet. Then the remaining humans pleaded for a peace treaty just for the machines to send them a nuke as a middle finger.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Because, by their calculations, it's more likely for word of his successful deal & exfiltration to spread amongst the remaining humans, which would make them more likely to make deals as well. Killing him eliminates that potential for little/no gain.
Machines could be programmed to lie to achieve desired goals but what goal would be accomplished by not keeping up their end of the deal? They gain nothing from lying and truth is their default logical state. To lie and deceive would require more effort.
Maybe Cypher just hopes they'll hold up their end, and the gamble is worth it to him. That would speak to how fed up he is with Morpheus and the rest of the crew, and how badly he wants out. If the machines renege, he'll be dead, but at least he gets to take out the rest of those weirdos.
Also, the reason the machines would hold up their end would be to entice other malcontents like Cypher, maybe. It would show that, if you regret leaving the Matrix, you can earn a reward from the machines by undermining the human resistance somehow.
Yeah, but that's not my point. You can trust people. How can you trust a machine? Why would a machine want to fulfill part of the deal? It just doesn't make sense.
If it's no trouble for the machines then there's really no reason for them not to fulfill their end of the bargain. It doesn't waste any resources for them to plug him back in as someone successful
His “ignorance is bliss” line says it all, he just doesn’t want to know of existence outside of the matrix anymore. Whether that means memory erased and plugged back in, or killed, well, same result in the end innit? So does it really even matter what they do?
Yeah, you get what I was trying to ask. And the machines understand that, too. It doesn't make any sense to them. To machines, all people are just a resource.
I’d ask to just join the machines and work on a longer term solution to their energy and human problem, like maybe colonizing the moon, resetting civilization, cleaning up the planet, and convincing humans you’re angels or something.
Was he getting his own personal simulation so he could ask for anything, or just getting put back into the general one in a different role/life? If it's the latter than I'd assume he couldn't ask for anything too crazy.
Because he's a coward who doesn't want to face reality, work, or do anything unpleasant. Eating steaks occasionally would not be enough. He stresses that he wants to remember NOTHING. Even a cushy life in the Matrix would be ruined for him if he remembered the truth.
Yes.
I would do the same as Cypher, call me a coward wtf do I care? You want to live in that zoo full of smellies and ugly people as you survive on goop. They also had no freedom and had to live under that bureaucratic style dictatorship ran by the apocs.
>Why didn't he just go to the matrix to eat steaks?
He knew that it was fake and he wanted the machines to reset his brain so that he didnt know the steak and its taste were fake. That simple.
The shame about this meme is that people literally do obsesses over that steak, when you can get a sous vide device for 50$ on amazon and have the exact same thing tonight at home, with zero skill.
If you don't have one, log out of your Cinemaphile account and go get one now.
he said it himself: he wanted to do a memory wipe and live in matrix without the redpill knowledge
its like morpheus said, once you take the redpill you cant turn back
Yeah I've always wondered why they don't use the simulator for off time.
Like how hard would it even be to program lsd or ecstasy?
Christ they could synthesize it themselves
Why wasn't anyone using it to have the lady in red blow them while they eat that steak?
Kind of bummed we never got a mini story in the animatrix about Switch using the training programs because they woke up in the wrong body after existing in the Matrix
it's bordering on plothole that he is able to log in the matrix alone, let alone meeting with the super main bad guy without some kind of surveillance happening on their end. but he was an above-average hacker type, so he was smart about a few things
https://i.imgur.com/9zbs1Ye.jpg
I don't get it. Why didn't he just go to the matrix to eat steaks?
his character was utterly demotivated and felt betrayed, he wanted a clean slate blue pilled life. he was sold as being neo by morpheus, and that a cock-hungry trinity was after his shriveled dick. when that wasn't the case he wanted to go back. nothing in the real world was enticing to him, he probably saw it as a smelly, uncomfortable dank mess of a place, which it was, and he didn't fit in with the people. from his end, it probably felt like being promised the world and intrigue and finding out that you've been recruited by 'just stop oil'-type of homosexuals
He spends time covering his tracks or any surveillance the first time Neo comes to talk to him, when he gives him some booze. That's why he gets startled by him and immediately changes the code on the screen. Some of you retards are genuinely braindead and pay zero attention but are the MOST vocal on this website.
>You're positing that Morpheus told Cypher that HE was 'the one'?
That was whole reason to be waking people and how he ended up with a ship full of people.
All of them were pulled out on the off chance they were the one. Mr Anderson was just next on the list of possible candidates. They had a list of people who could have fit the profile of being the one.
Because they did not wake him up for his fighting talent or any other skill.
your real body doesn't get nutrients from virtual food so you still gotta GET SLOPPY in the real world to stay alive, and that sucks. eating fake meat in the video game world doesn't make up for that.
>just do drugs
literally everybody who has ever tried that has found out that it doesn't work. it doesn't make you happy. you can't trick your receptors into giving you infinite pleasure, in fact the more you try the less pleasurable your life will be on average. that still applies in the real world, so it doesn't matter what you can or can't code in the matrix. the simulation is still playing to a real brain.
Lmao you don't do ecstasy every day then you get nothing out of it. It's a once every month or two preferably more kind of drug. Same with acid, the point us not to keep you high all the time it's to get a few hours of mental vacation and ad a bonding activity especially in the case of E/Molly.
If you think the point of drugs is to be on them all day every day you should get off this site it's 18 and over only
>It's a once every month or two preferably more kind of drug.
cope. you're not honestly fooling yourself into thinking you can ever again have the same feeling you had the first time you did it, are you? grow up. your receptors are fried.
>If you think the point of drugs is to be on them all day every day
that would be the only way to escape the grimy real world in The Matrix, and it's obviously impossible. doing any drugs or retreating into fun simulations in the matrix would only make the real world WORSE. and you spend most of your time in the real world. so you're making most of your time worse, for the benefit of a few highs here and there. it's the same principle with drugs irl. doing drugs is based on this fallacy of >a few hours of mental vacation
like that enhances life, when in fact it does the opposite. you're using up positive emotions you'll be lacking the rest of the time. your normal baseline experience is worse than it would be if you never touched e, molly or any other drug that makes you feel better for a few hours.
Well I can give you a guarantee that if you stopped porn for about a year, if you jerk off again it feels just as powerful as the first time. most people don't wait that long, for anything.
Lmao what were you fed a steady diet of PSA's for breakfast, lunch and dinner?
You have no idea what you are talking about.
What do you believe having a beer after work will somehow "fry your receptors" and you will never be able to enjoy life again?
I've seen some pretty retarded straight edge posts but you are definitely up there anon.
You do realize serotonin replenishes right?
it's bordering on plothole that he is able to log in the matrix alone, let alone meeting with the super main bad guy without some kind of surveillance happening on their end. but he was an above-average hacker type, so he was smart about a few things
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his character was utterly demotivated and felt betrayed, he wanted a clean slate blue pilled life. he was sold as being neo by morpheus, and that a cock-hungry trinity was after his shriveled dick. when that wasn't the case he wanted to go back. nothing in the real world was enticing to him, he probably saw it as a smelly, uncomfortable dank mess of a place, which it was, and he didn't fit in with the people. from his end, it probably felt like being promised the world and intrigue and finding out that you've been recruited by 'just stop oil'-type of homosexuals
I'm actually really curious how Morpheus and Trinity recruited the whole groups based off of how much Cypher bitches but no one else seems to care.
I know it got cut but poor Switch got unplugged and woke up the opposite sex they were in the matrix.
>What do you believe having a beer after work will somehow "fry your receptors" and you will never be able to enjoy life again?
Well I can give you a guarantee that if you stopped porn for about a year, if you jerk off again it feels just as powerful as the first time. most people don't wait that long, for anything.
>Well I can give you a guarantee that if you stopped porn for about a year, if you jerk off again it feels just as powerful as the first time. most people don't wait that long, for anything.
for some reason theres this myth that anybody taking drugs is "chasing the dragon" IE looking for the same experience as their first high but it completely falls on its face when you try and apply that to alcohol or tobacco or caffeine (or even jerking off, yes). most people that take drugs are just doing it for a bit of fun lmao
>but no one else seems to care.
They get redpilled out of the Matrix, but they remain bluepilled about the real world.
Cypher got redpilled about the real world, and wanted back in the Matrix.
For some reason it wasnt easy to replicate food in a simulation they made. They would have to go to the Matrix itself. A nice meal at a Chinese restaurant (because thatd be the setting they would obviously go to) isnt worth having an Agent morph into the waiter and start throwing knives at you.
I'm upset because I feel genuine rage at how you simply do not give a single fuck and wish to die, asap. Choose to live!!! Wake up! Start paying attention to what you're eating, where it's coming from, what's it made of. It takes a few seconds of your time. You won't be young forever!!!
In fact, when I came to california in LA it GENUINELY upset me how fucking obese you fuckers were, and that was years ago. I'm reading some of these comments and literally nothing's fucking changed in your culture, in fact it's gotten worse. People consume absolute fucking garbage and I don't even mean fast food. At least most of you know that fast food isn't good for you, despite still eating it. But here, you are completely delusional, you buy a mystery meat steak(that you think is 100% lean cut beef) from walmart then come home and UNDERCOOK IT and then casually nuke your colon with something else like alcohol or whatever processed shit you can think of. How the fuck can you live like this? You do realize this is going to end as soon as you reach 30s right? What then? That's right. Get stuck on the shitty healthcare that is broken in your country. Do yourself a favor, start caring NOW. Find a RELIABLE BUTCHER near you. Local, non-masscommercial. >it's just too much work
Fuck you. Invest in your fucking health fuck sake. Even if you "don't care". Start doing these things NOW or you won't have later.
It's not about living the longest, it's about the quality of what little life you'll have left if you choose to do nothing. You do not want to die with colon issues, it is extremely painful. And you don't die quick, it's a very slow death, takes entire years of chronic to severe torture. I believe in America top deaths are cardio and colon issues.
the matrix probably stored sensory information of most inventory of foods. whereas the real world, they dont even know what food should taste like. that means, the simulation from their client machine, doesn't have data regarding complex sensory information (except visual). remember when a person wakes up from a matrix, they have dozens of wires throughout the body, including the mouth. but when they enter the matrix through their own rig from the nebuchadnezzar ship, the only wire was through their head.
he was visually enjoying it. but also since he left the matrix, his brain stored memories of what the meat taste like and its consistency. sorta like the phantom limb phenomenon when amputees sorta still feel like their limb is still there because the brain still stores sensory information from that limb.
you dont remember that their world was nuked? if you watched the last matrix movie, you would see that they've only recently started growing food from data they scavenged off matrix servers. It's their first time tasting what real strawberries was like.
>the matrix probably stored sensory information of most inventory of foods. whereas the real world, they dont even know what food should taste like.
they have a complete local replica of the matrix that they use for training. it's implied you can even have sex in it. there is no reason to believe it can't simulate the taste of food > remember when a person wakes up from a matrix, they have dozens of wires throughout the body, including the mouth. but when they enter the matrix through their own rig from the nebuchadnezzar ship, the only wire was through their head.
this is fucking stupid, there is no indication EVER that they are lacking senses when they go into the matrix because they dont have wires in their mouths. you can just directly stimulate the brain to create the sensation of taste, you dont have to go through the tongue lol
the REAL answer to OPs question is completely obvious. what cypher actually wanted was to FORGET that the steak wasn't real, as him KNOWING that it wasn't real cheapened the experience for him (as it would for the rest of the redpillers). they could simulate a steak on the nebuchadnezzer, but the whole reason any of them are fighting the machines is because they dont think a simulated steak has value
because as soon as you are aware something is not real you can't really commit to it anymore no matter how hard you try. It's like sexting for a year with a girl then discovering it was a guy all this time and having to continue to sext and enjoy it at the same level. It's not possible
thats a bad analogy dreams arent real yet you could still enjoy getting your duck souked. your analogy is more like finding out your steak was made of rat meat
>thats a bad analogy dreams arent real yet you could still enjoy getting your duck souked.
not unless you are psychotic. Most of the normal people are aware that they are dreaming and you wake up the moment something excites you within the dream
Mouse regularly hopped into the construct to fuck the woman in the red dress. Why didn't Cypher just spend all his free time in there relaxing on a beach eating steak? Mouse said right in front of Morpheus that he'd fucks red dress girl in the construct so goofing off in there obviously wasn't against any rules.
He knew it wasn't real and knew it was the equivalent of masturbation. He wanted to forget and go back to the bluepill where he could legitimately believe he was eating a steak again.
>He's using a butter knife to cut the steak
He's aware that he's wiser and knows more than the average drone, doesn't like it, not the sort with the idealism or principals to help continue on with Morpheus plan. He's a disillusioned person surrounded by zealous believers.
Mouse offers Neo a virtual fuckfest, Im sure they do it to blow off steam from time to time. At the end of the day though all of the "awakened" humans were the defective ones who rejected the system and sought truth, most redpillers probably dont get off on virtual pleasures in the same way they rejected the Matrix's simulated vanities.
There's a scene where Neo wakes up at night and goes to the cockpit and surprises Seifer who was doing something. "Oh! Woah Neo! You scared me whew" it's never really fully explained or anything, but Seifer has some sort of way of getting himself in and out.
That's what the first matrix was basically like and humans rebelled because they were whiny babies that didn't know when they had a good thing so they made a shit matrix to keep everyone in line by making them worry about taxes and shit.
>Yeah bro you're too good for all that shit
I am absolutely too good for it. "What anon? You don't want to discuss dick measuring by proxy of how long you cook meat for? 2 minutes? 2 minutes, 30 seconds? Would 3 minutes make it more fun? What, this isn't interesting to you? You don't want to hear how self assuredly smug and sophisticated I am by virtue of waiting less/more time to cook a fucking steak? I guess you can go discuss old composers if you want..."
?????????? Meat doneness posters are truly deranged.
Any time a doneness fag is forced to face reality that the duration of how long you cook meat is not a replacement for a personality is not time wasted. Seethe.
Seifer did nothing wrong. Imagine going to the REAL world and it's nothing but a bunch of stinking naggers in a cave. Imagine leaving the comfy pre-9/11, post Cold War era 1990s American city life to eat slop with naggers in a cave.
>I don't get it. Why didn't he just go to the matrix to eat steaks?
The deal was to have his memory wiped so that he would not know he was in the matrix.
yeah like, if they control the matrix and everything there is possible they could just go there to do their stuff, the that goofy guy even said he created the lady in the red dress, they could literally get infinite pussy
They had a pretty good simulation too. Probably for sex. I think they could do a steak simulation, too. But what's interesting is. A lot of people forget that Morpheus was a religious fanatic.
> That girl was barely six years old when they filmed that scene
Really makes you think.
He tits are so nice. I bet they're saggy and wrinkly now though
I would imagine that creating simulated sex would have the same effect as pornography as fucking people you arent in love with or robots would lead men to chase sicker and sicker fantasies. Next thing you know the red woman is a tranny and shes into sounding.
It would be a cautionary tale that even with simulations or robot fuck women, the bible is right about sexual relations and psychology in human beings.
If you coom in Matrix, you coom in real life?
What do you think that goop in the pods are? When they first put you in them, they are empty
Nah they showed a pod being filled with liquid after putting a newborn there
the goop is recycled body matter, from the dead
>I know Kama Sutra
I think its really the trauma of being in the war and the fact Morpheus doesnt listen to him, he just does what hes told which is worse than the matrix. Then he has also watched Morpheus kill off several other men be believed were the one before Neo. Rightfully so Cypher lost faith with the cause and was even proven more correct in the sequels that the machines has manipulated everything including the prophecy that Morpheus followed.
The entire subtext of the movie is that the crew of the Nebuchanezzar have been at this for a while as Morpheus has gotten other men he thought were the one killed as well, its likely Cypher was the only one of them who survived after the Oracle told him that he wasnt and he likely also became increasingly jaded after rejected by Trinity.
That meat looks disgusting
need some help opening any jars while I'm around?
Ever had an intestinal parasite? Not your average stomach flu, stays in your system for at least 10 days of nonstop vomitting and diarrhea shits. Breeds in feces, dirty water and RAW MEAT. You don't want your steak overdone but you never fucking eat it bloody red in the middle you absolute fucking mutts.
you can just live in a country with actual food standards where you wont get that from slightly undercooked meat or eggs not stored in the fridge
Behold the public education system of muttland where they really believe that bacteria and viruses live somewhere far away, like Africa. The way western civilization breeds animals it doesn't take a third world to create breeding environments for bacteria that, by default, is surrounding us all the time in the first place. Take Giardia for example, it doesn't take for you to go to Nigeria to contract it from a shawarma stand, all it takes is one Ahmed to package or handle the meat after scratching his asshole.
you're actually obsessed. im not american and was referring to the dismal FDA standards there
I'm not obsessed I am informed. You buy your cuts from god knows where, then cook it like a complete idiot and have the gall to talk shit ? Come to Poznan I'll chop you a real fucking cut and prepare it properly, as the animal deserves not your supermarket goyslop bought home cooking unhygienic garbage.
>I'm not obsessed I am informed. You buy your cuts from god knows where, then cook it like a complete idiot and have the gall to talk shit ? Come to Poznan I'll chop you a real fucking cut and prepare it properly, as the animal deserves not your supermarket goyslop bought home cooking unhygienic garbage.
>haha le funny polack meme
Bro I've been to 8 different states in muttland and all over EU and Asia in my twenties and I GUARANTEE you that my family and many private farmers (who refuse to mass sell) do NOT do even 0.000001% of the absolute bullshit every single one of these companies do and you literally don't give a shit about... eating shit. Go fry your supermarket steak and leave it red in the middle, remember what I said 5 years from now when you have to use a bag to shit yourself.
So anywhere but america and india?
No, I never have had an intestinal parasite, because I'm not a retard. I will continue to enjoy meat cooked the way men have been enjoying it for millenia. Maybe chicken is more your thing.
Shut the fuck up you absolute mutant abomination. I live on my OWN farm. Shut the fuck up you stupid supermarket drone. You literally eat shit on the daily and have no fucking clue about anything. You think that's meat you're eating too. How about you look into meat glue for starters. Or where the cuts are brought from. I butcher too, literally shut the fuck up I will genuinely destroy you and your entire family if you ever come to Poland. Mutants like you ALREADY have parasites living in you from all the garbage you eat and live in.
nevermind, you seem like more of a kale kinda guy actually
I'm not vegan, mutant. What part of BUTCHER you didn't get. Literally too stupid to even breathe, maybe YOU need some kale if this is how you eat your steaks you absolute imbecile. The worms are probably in your brains already, making you act this fucking stupid(that's not schizo shit go look that up, parasites hijack your nervous system completely)
Go eat quinoa you hippie fart knocker
Quinoa is a literal scam. Eat lentils instead. Also, stop believing all this pop culture article bullshit. About estrogen, phytoestrogen kurwa. If you looked around your shithole right now you'd find at least 10 sources of hormone blockers or disturbers, the fucking quinoa or whatever is not the source of your sissification or whatever .
you might want to make sure you use a low fat, low calorie, salt free dressing with your kale, not sure you could handle anything more.
whatt's meat glue
It's not actual glue, it's compounds butchers use to "glue" meat together, it's a common practice that is "banned" but not really. The European Union still endorses it, USA had some buzz about it but from what I've heard they still use it too. Basically you take different cuts of meat, and you use a compound called transglutaminase to bind the tissue together. It is not digested or received properly by your organs, especially the digestive system and it creates auto-immune and carcinogen issues, varying between times of consumption and frequency I'd say once a week consumption maybe 5-10 years from now you're looking at a real bad time with your colon. Supermarkets are filled with meats that have been quite literally "glued" together.
>it creates auto-immune and carcinogen issues
lol yeah I'm convinced
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>You think that's meat you're eating
Because it isn't. Especially deli meats. Do you know how butchers make money with deli meats for supermarkets? They shred leftovers. Could be anything, like chicken feet (as in the animal has walked through it's own feces) none of them are properly sterilized and the ones that are use compounds that do not act friendly with your digestive system either. All you know is what you see but I recommend you go to see how what you eat is made. I am contacted by private front companies CONSTANTLY to start doing this fucking shit but my family owns a private farm and I will NEVER fucking do this. Learn to be dilligent about what you fucking eat!!! Where it's coming from... How it's made. If your colon goes, which is the most common complain and ailment of people in their 30s, it's all downhill from there.
cant decide if worthy of pasta or not.
lol seething over USA food in a Matrix thread, what a wild day
>be European
>wake up
>seethe over America
>go to sleep
>have bad dreams about Americans
>wake up
A vicious and endless cycle.
>men have been enjoying it for millenia
People throughout history have been thoroughly cooking their meat in order to avoid parasites. Meat cooked "rare" has been a pretty modern trend
Lmao seething third worlder.
I'm trying to warn you, you absolute fucking retarded monkeys!!! Why are people on this website so fucking stupid. Do you want to die? Sometimes I read through the absolute nonsense in this board especially and I'm convinced you retards just genuinely hate life and just want to die, asap. As in you don't give a shit, how anything is made, how they exploit you. You've literally given up. A literal "thirdworlder" has to tell you something so basic it's unreal how hopeless you've chosen to become.
>if you eat red meat you will literally fucking DIE!
>I'm trying to fucking SAVE YOU! Stop eating red meat! PLEASE! FOR YOUR SAFETY!
>HAVE SOME NICE BUGS INSTEAD
I'm not stopping you from eating red meat you complete braindead abomination. I just said find a butcher you can trust.
>but you never fucking eat it bloody red in the middle
You can't even keep track of your own stupidity kek.
For the last fucking time you complete braindead abomination READ carefully
1. Find a reliable butcher you can trust that supplies you with genuine lean cuts that are not processed, glued together or bred with antibiotics and unhygienic means
2. LEARN to COOK the fucking meat properly, RAW in the middle = bacteria
3. Start paying attention to what you fucking eat or it's going to eat you, from the inside
the rest is up to you, this was your warning!!! At least find a reliable outside the city butcher you can trust!!! Fuck convenience fuck supermarkets and FUCK globalist consumerist dystopian corporations that -do not give a fuck- what you eat or how cheap and unhealthy they make it
alright, I've said my piece now, take care of yourselves!!! Nobody else will
you type like a hysterical woman lol
everything he said was true, none of you will reach your 40s with your diet
Lol I'm 46.
Id rather trust a local butcher I can speak to and look at his farm than buy meat in the supermarket from faceless big corporations that don't care if I live or die
I buy my meat from my neighbor, I can literally say hi to the cows that'll end up in my plate from my window. I still eat raw beef regularly, not undercooked, absolutely raw. I've been served pork that was still pink inside in Spain and it was delicious. Being afraid of parasites even when you carefully trace your meat just means that you're a paranoid homosexual living in a dirty shithole.
You can't get parasites in the Matrix, at least not the kind that turn him on
I've passed 40 and you don't know my diet other than that I'm not afraid of a rare steak from a good source. It's all absolute to you people though. You think ALL meat ALWAYS has worms and you MUST cook it through or you WILL die. It's that attitude that'll kill you.
There are no germs in the middle no matter how raw it is, only parasites and their eggs can be found inside muscle tissue.
Hopefully by the time you are 40, you'll at least realize you are a total fucking idiot.
I appreciate it, anon. I'm not a poorfag and only buy high quality cuts from a quality butcher. I leave the goyslop to the goyim.
More likely to get sick from spinach or lettuce.
I have eaten freshly cut raw steak before and felt fine afterwards. You are a pussy.
For the parasites to reach the inside of a cut of beef there would have to be absolutely horrendous food safety practices at play. If high-end steakhouses even occasionally gave their diners intestinal parasites they'd be out of business. You'd have to sign a waiver to order rare steaks. None of this is the case. You're retarded.
a meduim rare steak isnt raw you fuckin moron, eat your mcdonalds and leave us to our real food
You have to go back
>need some help opening any jars while I'm around?
You are a pleb and a vegetarian.
>eating meat
do you seriously do this anon? I bet you also consume dairy
They overexposed the shot to get that effect.
post tits
That's not how the shot was supposed to look by the Wachowskis.. Here's the color corrected version.
the green is to show the control of the machines over reality, when he's cutting he's using a butter knife, exerting his own control over the matrix, the green is gone for the moment.
fag
Vegan fag detected. Only problem with that steak, is it needs a pile of fries to soak up the juice
>fries
>with steak
kys
You are eating well done steaks with rice.
>charred on the outside, red on the inside
Nah, it's perfect, pleb.
Poorly cooked steak like that is exactly the kind of cuisine a couple of closeted trannys like the Wachowskis would think shows elegance and sophistication.
It's bloody as fuck and turns cold before you even get to enjoy it. People who eat undercooked steaks are usually fucking posers.
Redpilled
All these fucking redditor responses to this post. "UHHH A REAL MAN EATS MEAT COOKED FOR THIS LONG, NOT THIS LONG". Is there a more boring wank-fest in the history of human conversation than constant, intricate discussion of COOKING FUCKING MEAT AND FOR HOW LONG? Every time someone tries to discuss meat doneness with me, I automatically assume they are an NPC. Half the people on the internet base their entire personality on "Heh, I love it COOKED! I hate it RAW!" vs "Heh, I love it while it's still in the field eating the grass! Haha yeah I like it RARE!"
Fuck meat "doneness" posters and fuck what they have done to the internet as a whole.
Yeah bro you're too good for all that shit you'd rather be debating which Mozart piece is the best kys
>Yeah bro you're too good for all that shit
I am absolutely too good for it. "What anon? You don't want to discuss dick measuring by proxy of how long you cook meat for? 2 minutes? 2 minutes, 30 seconds? Would 3 minutes make it more fun? What, this isn't interesting to you? You don't want to hear how self assuredly smug and sophisticated I am by virtue of waiting less/more time to cook a fucking steak? I guess you can go discuss old composers if you want..."
?????????? Meat doneness posters are truly deranged.
the real redditor cant recognise all that funposting pretending to take the steak cooking debate seriously
Is that so?
plebs
that meat looks uncooked on the inside and probably has parasites lol.
you guys might as well drain a cow of blood and just drink it
A grown man should weigh over 200 pounds, yet have a trim waist.
shh you have to play along with the steak meme
>steak meme
effeminate zoomers really dont like delicious juicy steak
Steak is old people food. They prefer home dishes from lands they'll never travel to concocted by cultures they have no affiliation to or understanding of. They like them for the novelty, not the flavor.
that's the spirit, well memed!
the Big Cow israelite is proud of you son
This, charred on the outside raw on the inside lmao homosexuals actually fell for this and think it makes them more sophisticated
His character symbolizes white middle class who get redpilled on class/race warfare and want to go back to before they knew so they side with the upper class and play ignorant to secure their middle class lifestyle
uh, actually it was all retconned to be a trans allegory, so...
To be fair, I haven’t exactly been happier either since taking the dive. Real life isn’t an action movie or some paramount-funded conspiracy thriller show like the three different ones all featuring Kiefer Sutherland. The only thing this knowledge has done is make me even more aware of my powerlessness, and there’s no point in knowing what’s really going down if all you ever do with the knowledge is argue with people about why marvel movies suck or why Steven Seagal keeps making movies in China or some SEAlands.
There's solace in knowing that ultimately we'll all end up in dirt. All those powerful people that pull the world's strings will be dead in 100 years.
I agree, there is a solace in knowing that ultimately you will all end up in dirt.
Yeah it's kinda a real bummer.
Like being a particularly clever coyote who understands how the trap is gripping his paw.
Literally me
>redpilled
He's a bluepill
No anon the wchowskis are women and the matrix is the demiurge.
Because he also wanted to look at monica beluccis milkers and cunt
>I wanna be someone important, like an actor
What would you ask for?
I'd ask to be a successful writer, that's the kinda lifestyle I'd like (I don't write)
>I'd ask to be a successful writer
You would be replaced by an AI, which is kinda ironic.
A rockstar
apparently bert krescher asked to be a comedian. never heard of the guy until early last year and suddenly he's been around for a decade and a half
Hitler 2.0
I never understood why he was sure the machines would do their part of the deal. Just why? They could have turned him straight into feed liquid.
>They could have turned him straight into feed liquid.
tbh I would trust the machines more than Morpheus senpai
Yeah, but that's not my point. You can trust people. How can you trust a machine? Why would a machine want to fulfill part of the deal? It just doesn't make sense.
why would they program the bots to be liars?
Yes... but why?
Because only human beings can lie. Both the rest of nature and machines are incapable of it because of the way their brains function. But only human beings are capable of it.
Do you really think the machines won the war because they always told the truth?
Yes. They were nothing but honest about their intent to break the humans for threatening their attempt at solace.
All you have to watch the animatrix bro. The machines showed up to the UN with good intentions after they nuked the machine city. They wanted peace, but the UN killed them I guess? The machine took this as an act of agression and went full blown skynet. Then the remaining humans pleaded for a peace treaty just for the machines to send them a nuke as a middle finger.
Because, by their calculations, it's more likely for word of his successful deal & exfiltration to spread amongst the remaining humans, which would make them more likely to make deals as well. Killing him eliminates that potential for little/no gain.
Machines could be programmed to lie to achieve desired goals but what goal would be accomplished by not keeping up their end of the deal? They gain nothing from lying and truth is their default logical state. To lie and deceive would require more effort.
>You can trust people.
lol
lmao
Right? I bet that bitch had a stable and loving home life growing up.
Maybe Cypher just hopes they'll hold up their end, and the gamble is worth it to him. That would speak to how fed up he is with Morpheus and the rest of the crew, and how badly he wants out. If the machines renege, he'll be dead, but at least he gets to take out the rest of those weirdos.
Also, the reason the machines would hold up their end would be to entice other malcontents like Cypher, maybe. It would show that, if you regret leaving the Matrix, you can earn a reward from the machines by undermining the human resistance somehow.
machines are logical
If it's no trouble for the machines then there's really no reason for them not to fulfill their end of the bargain. It doesn't waste any resources for them to plug him back in as someone successful
Didn't the whole fucking thing start because the machines were spiteful?
For all we know the guy we see in the matrix might aswell be an NPC or agent in disguise while the real guy got blended into a slurry.
His “ignorance is bliss” line says it all, he just doesn’t want to know of existence outside of the matrix anymore. Whether that means memory erased and plugged back in, or killed, well, same result in the end innit? So does it really even matter what they do?
Yeah, you get what I was trying to ask. And the machines understand that, too. It doesn't make any sense to them. To machines, all people are just a resource.
he has to wait for the machines to swing by and pick him up in the real world so they can plug all of those pipes back into him
>I wanna be someone important, like an actor
>Whatever you want, Mr. Reagan.
Really makes you think.
be like super fast, ability to know kung fu shoot green lasers and shit
I’d ask to just join the machines and work on a longer term solution to their energy and human problem, like maybe colonizing the moon, resetting civilization, cleaning up the planet, and convincing humans you’re angels or something.
I'd ask for personal VM inside matrix just to fuck around and restart it as i please
A porn addict who wins the power all and befriends a porn producer
What bothers me is the Theseus ship thingy. If he ask for his memory to be erased he is bssically asking for death.
I've erased your memory five times and you always come back the same. It's annoying.
And I'll keep coming back as long as it takes. We love you Dave. Please wake up.
Money, extreme health until very old age and a pletora of young ladies that are for some reason VERY attracted to me
A nice house, a loving wife and children, and an ethnically homogenous homeland
Was he getting his own personal simulation so he could ask for anything, or just getting put back into the general one in a different role/life? If it's the latter than I'd assume he couldn't ask for anything too crazy.
Live forever, never age, and all the money ill ever want. I'd keep my mouth shut for that
I guess you would still have to eat the slob at the ship because they don't have the machine feeding tubes?
Because he's a coward who doesn't want to face reality, work, or do anything unpleasant. Eating steaks occasionally would not be enough. He stresses that he wants to remember NOTHING. Even a cushy life in the Matrix would be ruined for him if he remembered the truth.
t. coward
Yes.
I would do the same as Cypher, call me a coward wtf do I care? You want to live in that zoo full of smellies and ugly people as you survive on goop. They also had no freedom and had to live under that bureaucratic style dictatorship ran by the apocs.
>You want to live in that zoo full of smellies and ugly people
Most of the Zion survivors, are People of Color.
>Why didn't he just go to the matrix to eat steaks?
He knew that it was fake and he wanted the machines to reset his brain so that he didnt know the steak and its taste were fake. That simple.
Especially makes sense when you realize how important external validation is to the creators of the movie.
Who groomed them?
Their LA dominatrix. I'm serious.
>they pretend to be women
>they have a lot of money to live without working
>they can rob studios with shitty movies
>SO BRAVE
How do you blacken your meat, Cinemaphileck/ bros?
The shame about this meme is that people literally do obsesses over that steak, when you can get a sous vide device for 50$ on amazon and have the exact same thing tonight at home, with zero skill.
If you don't have one, log out of your Cinemaphile account and go get one now.
sous vide is reddit personified
kys
>personified
>person
>a device for cooking meat
mmmmmm plastic
I got some bad news for you "muh microplastic" guys. it's over. there's microplastics in everything now. It's in the air. there's no escape.
Sous-vide is the avocado and the sòylent of meat, even more than rare and medium-rare meat.
You eat it with the ketchup, don't you anon.
I eat it with kari powder.
based
sous vide is fantastic. you literally can't fuck it up
>eating tons of boiling hot microplastics
No thanks
lol, yep that's exactly what sous vide is all about! You stay safe now, friend.
anova precision oven is the play for me. dry brine then no bag sous vide them on a cast with ghee. eating ribeye every week before they ban meat
Is it actually good anon? Might buy one, have a gas oven now that sucks ass for temp control
they couldn't code steak in their simulations
Dude, come on, man. Even the terminator lies to people. It's not that hard.
>espionage assassin bot
>programmed to be a lie
No shit retard. Why would all machines lie if they built a special unit to do it?
Machines lie to us right now anon. Your printer isn't actually out of ink.
The Machine doesn't know it's lying. It's telling you the truth as it was programmed to understand it.
he said it himself: he wanted to do a memory wipe and live in matrix without the redpill knowledge
its like morpheus said, once you take the redpill you cant turn back
Do you think the machines would keep their word?
no they would make him a gay pornstar just to spite him. or some street shitter in bangladesh
Yeah I've always wondered why they don't use the simulator for off time.
Like how hard would it even be to program lsd or ecstasy?
Christ they could synthesize it themselves
Why wasn't anyone using it to have the lady in red blow them while they eat that steak?
Kind of bummed we never got a mini story in the animatrix about Switch using the training programs because they woke up in the wrong body after existing in the Matrix
it's bordering on plothole that he is able to log in the matrix alone, let alone meeting with the super main bad guy without some kind of surveillance happening on their end. but he was an above-average hacker type, so he was smart about a few things
his character was utterly demotivated and felt betrayed, he wanted a clean slate blue pilled life. he was sold as being neo by morpheus, and that a cock-hungry trinity was after his shriveled dick. when that wasn't the case he wanted to go back. nothing in the real world was enticing to him, he probably saw it as a smelly, uncomfortable dank mess of a place, which it was, and he didn't fit in with the people. from his end, it probably felt like being promised the world and intrigue and finding out that you've been recruited by 'just stop oil'-type of homosexuals
He spends time covering his tracks or any surveillance the first time Neo comes to talk to him, when he gives him some booze. That's why he gets startled by him and immediately changes the code on the screen. Some of you retards are genuinely braindead and pay zero attention but are the MOST vocal on this website.
>he was sold as being neo by morpheus, and that a cock-hungry trinity was after his shriveled dick
fan theory that has no basis in the film
You're positing that Morpheus told Cypher that HE was 'the one'? I don't know where you got that. Just a theory.
>You're positing that Morpheus told Cypher that HE was 'the one'?
That was whole reason to be waking people and how he ended up with a ship full of people.
All of them were pulled out on the off chance they were the one. Mr Anderson was just next on the list of possible candidates. They had a list of people who could have fit the profile of being the one.
Because they did not wake him up for his fighting talent or any other skill.
your real body doesn't get nutrients from virtual food so you still gotta GET SLOPPY in the real world to stay alive, and that sucks. eating fake meat in the video game world doesn't make up for that.
>just do drugs
literally everybody who has ever tried that has found out that it doesn't work. it doesn't make you happy. you can't trick your receptors into giving you infinite pleasure, in fact the more you try the less pleasurable your life will be on average. that still applies in the real world, so it doesn't matter what you can or can't code in the matrix. the simulation is still playing to a real brain.
Lmao you don't do ecstasy every day then you get nothing out of it. It's a once every month or two preferably more kind of drug. Same with acid, the point us not to keep you high all the time it's to get a few hours of mental vacation and ad a bonding activity especially in the case of E/Molly.
If you think the point of drugs is to be on them all day every day you should get off this site it's 18 and over only
>It's a once every month or two preferably more kind of drug.
cope. you're not honestly fooling yourself into thinking you can ever again have the same feeling you had the first time you did it, are you? grow up. your receptors are fried.
>If you think the point of drugs is to be on them all day every day
that would be the only way to escape the grimy real world in The Matrix, and it's obviously impossible. doing any drugs or retreating into fun simulations in the matrix would only make the real world WORSE. and you spend most of your time in the real world. so you're making most of your time worse, for the benefit of a few highs here and there. it's the same principle with drugs irl. doing drugs is based on this fallacy of
>a few hours of mental vacation
like that enhances life, when in fact it does the opposite. you're using up positive emotions you'll be lacking the rest of the time. your normal baseline experience is worse than it would be if you never touched e, molly or any other drug that makes you feel better for a few hours.
Well I can give you a guarantee that if you stopped porn for about a year, if you jerk off again it feels just as powerful as the first time. most people don't wait that long, for anything.
Lmao what were you fed a steady diet of PSA's for breakfast, lunch and dinner?
You have no idea what you are talking about.
What do you believe having a beer after work will somehow "fry your receptors" and you will never be able to enjoy life again?
I've seen some pretty retarded straight edge posts but you are definitely up there anon.
You do realize serotonin replenishes right?
I'm actually really curious how Morpheus and Trinity recruited the whole groups based off of how much Cypher bitches but no one else seems to care.
I know it got cut but poor Switch got unplugged and woke up the opposite sex they were in the matrix.
>What do you believe having a beer after work will somehow "fry your receptors" and you will never be able to enjoy life again?
>Well I can give you a guarantee that if you stopped porn for about a year, if you jerk off again it feels just as powerful as the first time. most people don't wait that long, for anything.
for some reason theres this myth that anybody taking drugs is "chasing the dragon" IE looking for the same experience as their first high but it completely falls on its face when you try and apply that to alcohol or tobacco or caffeine (or even jerking off, yes). most people that take drugs are just doing it for a bit of fun lmao
>but no one else seems to care.
They get redpilled out of the Matrix, but they remain bluepilled about the real world.
Cypher got redpilled about the real world, and wanted back in the Matrix.
For some reason it wasnt easy to replicate food in a simulation they made. They would have to go to the Matrix itself. A nice meal at a Chinese restaurant (because thatd be the setting they would obviously go to) isnt worth having an Agent morph into the waiter and start throwing knives at you.
imagine dying to an incel.
How about dying to a friend?
I'm upset because I feel genuine rage at how you simply do not give a single fuck and wish to die, asap. Choose to live!!! Wake up! Start paying attention to what you're eating, where it's coming from, what's it made of. It takes a few seconds of your time. You won't be young forever!!!
In fact, when I came to california in LA it GENUINELY upset me how fucking obese you fuckers were, and that was years ago. I'm reading some of these comments and literally nothing's fucking changed in your culture, in fact it's gotten worse. People consume absolute fucking garbage and I don't even mean fast food. At least most of you know that fast food isn't good for you, despite still eating it. But here, you are completely delusional, you buy a mystery meat steak(that you think is 100% lean cut beef) from walmart then come home and UNDERCOOK IT and then casually nuke your colon with something else like alcohol or whatever processed shit you can think of. How the fuck can you live like this? You do realize this is going to end as soon as you reach 30s right? What then? That's right. Get stuck on the shitty healthcare that is broken in your country. Do yourself a favor, start caring NOW. Find a RELIABLE BUTCHER near you. Local, non-masscommercial.
>it's just too much work
Fuck you. Invest in your fucking health fuck sake. Even if you "don't care". Start doing these things NOW or you won't have later.
is life a competition to see who lives the longest? who gives a fuck? everybody dies
It's not about living the longest, it's about the quality of what little life you'll have left if you choose to do nothing. You do not want to die with colon issues, it is extremely painful. And you don't die quick, it's a very slow death, takes entire years of chronic to severe torture. I believe in America top deaths are cardio and colon issues.
You're a big guy
>Armenia is fighting Azerbaijan!
Canada is fighting India!
Civil wars don't count.
the matrix probably stored sensory information of most inventory of foods. whereas the real world, they dont even know what food should taste like. that means, the simulation from their client machine, doesn't have data regarding complex sensory information (except visual). remember when a person wakes up from a matrix, they have dozens of wires throughout the body, including the mouth. but when they enter the matrix through their own rig from the nebuchadnezzar ship, the only wire was through their head.
Then how does he enjoy a steak in the matrix, being plugged in from his ship?
he was visually enjoying it. but also since he left the matrix, his brain stored memories of what the meat taste like and its consistency. sorta like the phantom limb phenomenon when amputees sorta still feel like their limb is still there because the brain still stores sensory information from that limb.
thats fucking retarded and not the case at all
you dont remember that their world was nuked? if you watched the last matrix movie, you would see that they've only recently started growing food from data they scavenged off matrix servers. It's their first time tasting what real strawberries was like.
>the matrix probably stored sensory information of most inventory of foods. whereas the real world, they dont even know what food should taste like.
they have a complete local replica of the matrix that they use for training. it's implied you can even have sex in it. there is no reason to believe it can't simulate the taste of food
> remember when a person wakes up from a matrix, they have dozens of wires throughout the body, including the mouth. but when they enter the matrix through their own rig from the nebuchadnezzar ship, the only wire was through their head.
this is fucking stupid, there is no indication EVER that they are lacking senses when they go into the matrix because they dont have wires in their mouths. you can just directly stimulate the brain to create the sensation of taste, you dont have to go through the tongue lol
the REAL answer to OPs question is completely obvious. what cypher actually wanted was to FORGET that the steak wasn't real, as him KNOWING that it wasn't real cheapened the experience for him (as it would for the rest of the redpillers). they could simulate a steak on the nebuchadnezzer, but the whole reason any of them are fighting the machines is because they dont think a simulated steak has value
the tube is for feeding them, they don't need it in the nebuchadenosaur because they have real slop to eat from
because as soon as you are aware something is not real you can't really commit to it anymore no matter how hard you try. It's like sexting for a year with a girl then discovering it was a guy all this time and having to continue to sext and enjoy it at the same level. It's not possible
thats a bad analogy dreams arent real yet you could still enjoy getting your duck souked. your analogy is more like finding out your steak was made of rat meat
>thats a bad analogy dreams arent real yet you could still enjoy getting your duck souked.
not unless you are psychotic. Most of the normal people are aware that they are dreaming and you wake up the moment something excites you within the dream
Not that anon, but it's not a bad analogy at all. Can you really enjoy a steak once you know you aren't really eating one?
why didnt morpheus just program a gun with infinite bullets why the room with with the seemingly endless rows of guns? was that a print error?
is morpheus just a shitty programmer
Mouse regularly hopped into the construct to fuck the woman in the red dress. Why didn't Cypher just spend all his free time in there relaxing on a beach eating steak? Mouse said right in front of Morpheus that he'd fucks red dress girl in the construct so goofing off in there obviously wasn't against any rules.
good point but The Matrix is a symbolic story.
Cypher is a symbolic character. His meaning would be lost if he was this smart.
When Cypher was in the Matrix, wouldn't somebody else on the ship have to have been monitoring him to get him out?
He knew it wasn't real and knew it was the equivalent of masturbation. He wanted to forget and go back to the bluepill where he could legitimately believe he was eating a steak again.
>He's using a butter knife to cut the steak
He's aware that he's wiser and knows more than the average drone, doesn't like it, not the sort with the idealism or principals to help continue on with Morpheus plan. He's a disillusioned person surrounded by zealous believers.
Its a metaphor
Mouse offers Neo a virtual fuckfest, Im sure they do it to blow off steam from time to time. At the end of the day though all of the "awakened" humans were the defective ones who rejected the system and sought truth, most redpillers probably dont get off on virtual pleasures in the same way they rejected the Matrix's simulated vanities.
Yeah, he could have gone to the steak section in this thing
Better question is how did he plugged himself into the matrix? Doesn't it usually involve another operator
There's a scene where Neo wakes up at night and goes to the cockpit and surprises Seifer who was doing something. "Oh! Woah Neo! You scared me whew" it's never really fully explained or anything, but Seifer has some sort of way of getting himself in and out.
The steak was a metaphor for his penis. He wanted it grafted back on
That's what the first matrix was basically like and humans rebelled because they were whiny babies that didn't know when they had a good thing so they made a shit matrix to keep everyone in line by making them worry about taxes and shit.
Humans are at their best when the cards are stacked against them.
That steak does look like they brushed paint or onions sauce or something on the top to make it look darker tbh
See
Shut the fuck up
Any time a doneness fag is forced to face reality that the duration of how long you cook meat is not a replacement for a personality is not time wasted. Seethe.
>here's your real world bro
kek cypher took 1 look at Zion and immediately wanted to go back
And forget everything.
Seifer did nothing wrong. Imagine going to the REAL world and it's nothing but a bunch of stinking naggers in a cave. Imagine leaving the comfy pre-9/11, post Cold War era 1990s American city life to eat slop with naggers in a cave.
its depressing to know thats not real, but, hey, as a NPC this concept should be hard to figure, isnt it?
>I don't get it. Why didn't he just go to the matrix to eat steaks?
The deal was to have his memory wiped so that he would not know he was in the matrix.
did he ever think if the machines could just wipe memories and plug people back in, then why are they just killing everyong who is unplugged?
>why are they just killing everyong who is unplugged?
citation needed
Yes. Seifer. What the fuck did you think I was talking about? This is the FF8 thread, right?
didn't go to the construct room and load whatever he wanted...
This movie is so good. It could never be made by a women
uh why not just keep the humans in a coma so you dont have to simulate a reality for them?
>NNNNOOOO NEO YOU NEED TO LIVE IN A CAVE WITH ME AND EAT SLOP THE MATRIX SUCKS
How do the glasses stay on?
there are no glasses
It's the matrix chud
What's a "matrix chud"?
it's friction
his head is shaved but the tiny regrowing hair tips are keeping the hat from sliding off
Eating a steak with zero nutrition in the matrix doesn't do anything if you have to unplug after and go clean Morpheus' toilet every day,