I don't get it. Why didn't the Trojans just shoot Achilles from the walls? Were they retarded?
I don't get it. Why didn't the Trojans just shoot Achilles from the walls? Were they retarded?
I don't get it. Why didn't the Trojans just shoot Achilles from the walls? Were they retarded?
He's invincible you fucking retard
In the movie version they literally tell you he isn't.
yeah but the actual Achilles in real life WAS invincible
>in real life
Retard
American detected, read some history will you.
jesus isnt real either, fag. checkm8
There is no evidence that Homer was lying while there is plenty that says he was telling the truth, some autistic German with dynamite made sure of that.
>homer
you know he is just a made up figure to which we attribute all the countless tales and stories that make up the oddissey right? it would be like we pretend the bible was written all by the same guy
Proof?
Evidence?
>it would be like we pretend the bible was written all by the same guy
yes,it was God
duh
Do you not understand that the Iliad was first and foremost a poem. The fucking gods take part in events. So are the greek gods real now?
He got killed though so I'm doubting your grasp on the term invincible
Well, he's invincible except for his heel
The lion Hercules killed was also invincible and look what happened to it, just a little choke is enough.
No, see, that's where you are not understanding what invincible means.
His heel is vincible
Everyone could see him though
funny shit man
Hector thought he would face Achilles but then decided he would certainly die and ran and he tried to run within range of the city's archers but Achilles would cut him off.
if achilles implored the trojans it would be a different story
He instead insisted on facing Hector
it was a different time
It was the bronze age, they probably though the gods would be pissed and make an earthquake happen or something.
People were really retarded back then lmao
>worships morons, trannies and literal troll hybrids that suck baby dick as part of ethnic religious ritual
yeah real retarded
Why was his heel his weak point instead of his balls?
Because his mom didn't hold him by the balls when she dipped him in invincibility river.
why didn’t his mom just stick her whole hand in so she had an invincible son and an invincible hand?
She did but was holding him by the ankle. That's why his foot is invinsible. She should have put her hand in his butt for a full coat. It's the only way to achieve true invincibility.
>achilles sphincter
even worse fate
>His mother gripped his anus like a bowling ball and dipped him in the river
>my only weakness is my asshole
Sounds like the plot to gay porn
>they say it's the biggest hole they've ever seen, I wouldnt breed him
>That's why nobody will remember your strokes
All he needs is an enema of Styx water and he's sorted
>Greek with a vincible asshole
He would have been dead day one.
HAHAHHA
>She should have put her hand in his butt for a full coat
he would be dead by 14.
Stop. My invincible hand
this is literally a family guy joke. They made this joke in family guy.
pay attention in history class next time.
>his achilles heel was his achilles heel
fucking hackery
>500x313
I agree. The Trojans should have used their phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range capacity, and blasted him. No way Achilles survives that.
maybe bait but he was well out of range of arrowshot
Women don't understand this story. Yes, I just called you a fag.
It's called honor. I can't blame you for not understanding, it's all but dead in the world.
*nods respectfully towards you*
Aye. We warriors are the last of a dying breed.
*fondles your balls*
What I'm saying is people didn't just kill eachother before a battle formally commenced. Have you even read the Illiad? There is an unironic pomp and paegentry to ancient war, and great formality.
Because the moment Hector took on Patroclus in disguise, he agreed on having a duel with Achilles.
poor form to kill someone in that fashion
>LE HONOR
and then they lost and were all killed. I guess "honor" wasn't a great thing to base their wartime strategy on.
this is why i never ask for consent from women and just take the bussy. there's no such thing as honor in love and war.
Honour conventions like heroic single combat would have acted as a sort of backstop against total barbarism and slaughter. The story of the Trojan war actually kind of tracks the degeneration of these standards. What started with Achilles' lust for vengeance against Hector leads to him desecrating his corpse and being shot by his brother Paris from the walls. This act of perfidy then cements the standards of the war going forward, culminating with the Greeks taking the city by means of trickery and proceeding to butcher its inhabitants.
Good post
Troy didnt deserve any respect from Agamemnon after the pitiful display of interrupting a previous duel and showing great dishonour from murdering Menelaus. the end of Troy and Achilles was all apart of the plan the gods had decided and Achilles is on Mount Olympus with the rest of the heroes.
>"honor" wasn't a great thing
You know who else thought that? Imperial Japan and Bin Laden.
Both Achilles and his mom were retarded: she should have gone full baby drowning before pulling him out and Achilles should have stacked 8 layers of leather/copper/iron on his heel, good luck arrowing through that
she got chased away before she could double dip
Who would win? An Abrams tank or Hercules? Keep in mind that a HEAT round can liquify his interior.
Abrams at long range, Hercules in close combat.
Isn't super strength his thing, just toss a stone at it or something.
That's what Paris literally did in the original story
with an arrow guided by a god
I mean, do you want to go down in history as a bitch who refused the challenge from a supposed warrior demigod?
Just had a battle
Send a guy to negotiate prisoner exchange.
When did this stuff die off in history?
Why didn't they attack at night?
Try coordinating a hundred guys at night without modern lighting.
>too dumb to just go through wall with a steamroller
I wish I lived in Bronze Age Greece and died in some war at the ripe old age of 30 leaving behind several children and my 20yo wife thinking I’ll see them in the afterlife instead of this slow modern 80 year slog to the inevitable stuck in an office and dying knowing oblivion awaits.
nice dubs and you can do this, but its not honourable cause guns are for cowards
Science and technology have ruined everything, it’s too late now.
>Science and technology have ruined everything
>he posts on a website site using a computer powered by electricity
Whining hypocritical gay, go have a nice day.
you are just too dumb to realize that he also meant it ruined him and everyone too. retard
Exactly
The muslims were right about math being the devil
>dying knowing oblivion awaits
>oblivion awaits
If only.
You would die of diarrhea while working in your field gay
we will have robowaifus and a matrix to live in, in 30 years or something like that,you just have to wait till then
Anon you’re describing a hell not a paradise
Why do people think they'll be granted toys or whatever? You'll just be physically enslaved like always and left to rot.
we already have porn and social media keeping us like human bugs trapped in a cage.
we may as well go full virtual reality and make the experience more exuberant.
Probably some autistic battle engagement honor rules irl
Trojans were not dishonourable g*eeks that's why.
The whole reason Achilles went back into battle was because Hector wanted to mutilate Patroclus's body after he hit him in the back while he was retreating and there was a huge tug of war between the Achaeans and the Trojans over his body until Achilles was notified and started screaming
This is that city wall so massive it’s legend was passed down for millennia I was telling you about.
This is prehistory Greece, every other wall was knee high
wow. this is the most retarded thread i've ever seen.
>no argument
His skin is arrow proof.
Paris literally did???
why didn't the Greeks just cause a color revolution inside Troy?
that retarded preacher probably was part of some kind of Hellenic NGO
Why didn't Achilles just wear strong shoes
You are a garden gnome and a Commie, aren't you?
Achilles is protected by the gods, if you take a gun and shoot him they're gonna teleport him to a safe place, that's basically how it is explained in the Illiad