i don't get it. why would city people just keep saying things like 'tesla, bottle water, pilates'?

i don't get it. why would city people just keep saying things like 'tesla, bottle water, pilates'?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the new season was pretty weak don't put too much thought into it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stop being a science denier

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    never met a city person before?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    macbook

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes. I AM getting one tuesday. m1 16-inch pro. Co-using my mid 2012 model.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    South Park is out of touch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People are fleeing California and going to places like Colorado....its not out of touch

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I keep saying bottle water but that's it. I don't even know what pilates is except it has something to do with working out. I literally don't even know if it's something like bowflex or like crossfit or what. I say bottle water for numerous reasons but one of them which is the origin of the stereotype is because of the oldest bottle water company in the world Evian. And anything to really know beyond that is through just one way. Passion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't even know what pilates is
      Pontius Pilates. He's the guy that killed Jesus.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He washed his hands, the blood is on the israelites dude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i dont get it, what does bottled water have to do with anything

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These digits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        public tap water is toxic in the UK and the US

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh lord...do you have a source for your claim?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not him but it's true in most of both nations.
            >inb4 sauce
            if you're too stupid to have the slightest grasp on what he's trying to convey then you don't deserve a spoonfed explanation.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He said public tap water is toxic. Unless you live in flint michigan, that obviously isn’t true.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >15% of people in the United States may have dangerously contaminated tap water in their homes
                >All 50 states have water systems that violate the Environmental Protection Agency’s Safe Drinking Water Act
                >In 2015, there were 80,000 safety violations affecting 77 million people, and few had enforcement action
                >The most at-risk for having a contaminated water supply system are those in small rural areas

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                MAY have dangerously contaminated tap water.
                They aren’t checking, they aren’t saying what it’s contaminated with. You also didn’t post where you got this info from. Are you 12?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I live in germany and tapwater is always kind of cloudy so I use a britta filter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's chlorine they purposefully put in to sterilize the water
                You shouldn't drink tapwater anywhere in the world tbh, unless you buy a proper filtration system

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This. These poor ass homies be drinking toilet and dish cleaning water unironically

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't have his own well
                City slickers....

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                unless you test the well water regularly, that's even less safe without a proper well maintained, filtration system though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They aren’t checking
                doesn't this automatically make the water unsuitable for consumption? wtf

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Flint, Michigan ring a bell? Ajd that's just an example that made global news etc. We don't all make headlines.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >One town means the water is bad in an entire country

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And the inability to fix it through multiple presidential administrations?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >people think the president controls municipal water systems

                America deserves its reputation a lot of times, but the general lack of understanding of America by the rest of the world is shocking sometimes, god damn.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Presidents don’t fix minor problems like that. City officials do. State representatives and senators and the governor do. Why don’t you dumb children pay attention in school? This is why you’re moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Flint, Michigan ring a bell? Ajd that's just an example that made global news etc. We don't all make headlines.

                The Cape Fear region of North Carolina, GenX pollutants released into watertable by Dupont.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What if
              1.) I live a white city with non corrupt white city officials
              2.) have a water filter

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Camelford water pollution incident
                yeah UK tap water is just gr8 m8

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                meant to reply to

                >public tap water is toxic in the UK
                I dont normally post but you lying fricking sack of shit do you ever get tired of shitting on the UK for no reason??? British tap water is among the best in the world.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >One incident over three decades ago
                Impressive, very nice. Let's see the US water statistics.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              thats a black run city though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >public tap water is toxic in the UK
          I dont normally post but you lying fricking sack of shit do you ever get tired of shitting on the UK for no reason??? British tap water is among the best in the world.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >just dont use the hot water tap it hs rat shit in it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            anglos themselves say tap water is not dangerous lol

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >not dangerous
              meant not safe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                your brain knew what the truth was.
                he's right british tap water is safe and among the safest in the world.
                post proof of it being not safe or stfu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pilates is essentially just yoga with an increased emphasis on core muscles and a trendy name.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wifi?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i admit i'm an idiot and fall for 'designer water'... at the same time i feel like a bad b***h when i drink essentia or something similar ;*

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do look like that and I say things like that.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How to watch new south park?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't bottled water more of a boomer American thing? You head to walmart, load up your car which a bunch of crap like bottled water and drive it home
    Also the pilates joke is very dated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eh. It's more on the people who buy these sixty dollar metal water bottles form like lululemon and shit. Not your pallets of it from Walmart.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're clearly holding disposable plastic water bottles in that pic.
        Actually just thinking about it, classic "city" people wouldn't use disposable water bottles because that's a waste of plastic.
        Pilates is also dated as frick, is this meant to be a recent South Park episode?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They do later in the episode say "metal water bottle" and are seen holding those. But yeah, even it was Fiji water bottles or whatever they should have bothered. Same goes for pilates forsure.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's whats in the city

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are they seriously having these caricatures just say stuff city slickers have? Like they couldn't be more subtle about it? I'm asking because I stopped watching South Park years ago.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wi-Fi

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kale

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cortados are pretty good though.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have no idea how annoying is it to deal with israelite york bugmen who can neither handle the humidity nor the outdoors. Stop moving to the gulf coast you subhumans

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      midwest here, we dont have humidity as bad as you all do on the gulf coast...but its close sometimes. People from non-humid areas have no idea what the summer is like in a humid area.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lol imagine the israelite yorkers shock when he finds out Florida isn’t filled with le quirky Florida men
        > the largest Burmese python ever was found just 30 minutes from mi casa
        It’s fun living here lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Florida is fricking nuts...
          I once drove from Daytona to Napes by going diagonally on smaller roads instead using I-4 and I-75. I will never do that again.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >anon does something
            >literally nothing happens
            >”woah haha never gonna do that again”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      midwest here, we dont have humidity as bad as you all do on the gulf coast...but its close sometimes. People from non-humid areas have no idea what the summer is like in a humid area.

      does it get as humid as south east asia?
      I've never been to the US

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > israelite york bugmen
      Like the creators of the show?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only one is a israelite and neither of them are from israelite york.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the truth is there is a collective consciousness and city people are so smothered with each other, they can never be alone with their own thoughts, and are constantly bombarded by the impressions of those around them
    it's why people in the city are all mindless npc's and mentally ill

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's all they talk about. The same as Harley gays who just make noise.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    each of them individually holding a single use plastic bottle was pretty Kino imo.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's them making fun of how city gays life just revolve around mindless consumerism.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They want to pander to unemployed bible belters

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only drink fresh volvic and frick tap water. I always remind my friends that drinking tap water in Paris is fricking disgusting, it's safe yes but not a good taste.
    I only drink tap water when i'm close to moutains.

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