I don't get something.

I don't get something.

Wakko is more similar in personality to me, but I don't feel that strong of a connection with him. If I could date Yakko instead, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

Why I'm more attracted to Yakko than Wakko?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rob Paulsen characters have inherent sex appeal. Naturally the one from the same same proto-coomer show that produced Minerva would be fine as hell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ikr

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because you're a gay or a chick. And they have good taste.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a bisexual dude, but thanks.

      I've found that I'm way more gay for cartoon characters than RL men.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I also had an awakening from gay r34

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Confidence. That's what everyone gets horny over along with being funny and smart.
    But only original Yakko, NuYakko is pathetic

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Woman, he's not real, get a bf.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2D guys are superior to 3D guys

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a femanon and I used to be in love with Yakko too. I loved how smug and snarky he was, it made me wanna knock him down a peg. I wanted to tame him. Wakko just doesn't have that same appeal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >used to
      What happened?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just grew out of him I suppose. My crush mainly took place when I was 16. I still find him cute, but I'm just not crazy about him like I used to be.

        Same but with Bugs and I'm still in love with him

        Good taste. Bugs doesn't personally do it for me, but I respect it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same but with Bugs and I'm still in love with him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How do you feel about Donald or Sylvester?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Donald is the best cartoon character of all time, bar none. Can only get me going if it's the Duck Avenger and very occasionally DT17 though.
          Sylvester is one of the best LT characters but don't find him attractive

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >very occasionally DT17
            uh why?

            I mean I don't hate that show but what makes Donald so hot there?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Different slimmer design I suppose?
              But that's minor since there isn't much attraction. The other two Cabs are more attractive.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sylvester is a starving malnourished cat who is constantly outwitted by a bird and dog, humiliated in front of his son and wife.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wanna knock him down a peg
      yeah all you'll have to do is laugh at him. Not with him, at him. Then he'll be all mopey and wondering how to get you back.

      Works on all men. Also, maybe tease him about his dick, but that can get dicey.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    y'all b***hes crazy

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Yakko getting a girl pregnant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine pregnant girl getting Yakko.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Twinks are cute

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yakko is the only Warner Sibling who even remotely acts like a normal human being sometimes. He's by far the most mature (not that that's saying much) and is more often than not the straight man to his brother and sister's hijinks.

    I would want to date the most sane individual in a trio of madmen as well

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Horvitz and Paulson should voice two ambiguously gay characters in a borderline r-rated cartoon series involving crime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love their voice acting but you can't have 2 loud high-pitched guys as main characters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sure you can

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I forbid it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well if Yakko says so I guess I have to listen

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve always had a thing for fast-talking, wiseguy-type characters so that explains me thinking he was cute when I was little

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wakko's gross and dumb. He belches, he talks like a moron, he stuffs his face full of food, he barely looks potty trained.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he barely looks potty trained.
      Please, he had an entire episode about holding his piss while searching for a toilet.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a cutie. I want him to top me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I only said hes cute. There's cuter.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why would you want to date an animaniac

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because there are people out there that like the idea of ludircous bouncing noises and the entire house shaking during sex.
      I'm not one of them myself, but I'm sure it's an.... acquired taste.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ludircous bouncing noises and the entire house shaking during sex
        Frick I think the animaniac lust is going to infect me after you described that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          boys we got another one

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That time Cinemaphile got horny for Yakko then had /trash/ threads get made for the following 6 months

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just looked in my folder and it was december 2020. jesus christ, i assumed that was like 6 months ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did those Yakko threads merged with the Looney Toons threads?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, eventually once the Warners lost steam they brought in Looney Tunes and other related toons and that's the one you probably have seen in recent months

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yakko is kinda daddy tbh. He takes care of the other 2 Warners and knows a bit more about defending them all from a world that wants to either use them or hide them away. He does this via his wits, but also humor, which is essential to the Warners' resilience. Despite everything, he isn't gloomy or even particularly misanthropic. He doesn't flee the hand he was dealt. He embraces clown world and thrives.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cause of his fat b00ty

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