I don't think a small-town police detective would have a hipster haircut and neck tattoos Posted on May 25, 2023 by Anonymous I don't think a small-town police detective would have a hipster haircut and neck tattoos
Sexiest haircut of all time
I wonder how do they do that
Very long on the front (probably reaches his mouth when uncombed), short everywhere else, and combed back with a medium strength wax that keeps it there but allows for some hairs to escape.
I don't even technically need wax, if I don't actively wash my hair every day it's oily enough on its own to stay back like that
This, I'm not even gay but I would suck his dick.
When I was younger I was told all the time that I looked like Jake Gyllenhaal. Then my hair started thinning and I gained weight. Now I get Tobey Maguire.
Tobey looks good, you look like shit
Toby Maguire is cool anon
anon they were saying Tubby Maguire.
I have been told I look like Shia Lebouf and Martin Freeman
I get Steve Buscemi
I used to get dolph lundgren and chris hemsworth. recently I got brad pitt. sorry for your loss anon.
unfortunately it's true. I think I'm getting uglier as I get older but for while I had multiple people commenting on it and saying how I looked like thor(ragnarok had just come out). Never got pussy a single time because of it, that's my fault for being retarded I guess.
Hey you can still cop an End of Watch Gyllenhaal
I get the nazi guy in Indiana jones with the burned hand, I'd rather get Tobey
Ya up until my early 20s I was told I looked like Johnny Depp all the time. Then my hair receded a bit and now it's over
>what is ex-military
last police officer i interacted was a big assed chick covered in tattoos
That was a man
Are you dumb? You'll get kicked out if you get one of those.
what does ex mean?
i thought that was kinda the point though.he didnt fit in and none of his coworkers like him.
It was contrived and unnecessary.
i dont think so. it contrasted well with jackman's blue collar family man character.
I just thought he was former undercover narco from the big city
Thats why he such shit at trying to solve a simple rural kidnapping
My thoughts exactly
Most small towns don't even have a detective. The small town I live in has one detective, but 90% of the time he's just a regular cop in uniform except on the rare occasions someone gets murdered or something....which is almost never.
He’s a Freemason
The hair is not kino.
I think small town cops would be even more degenerate
Wasn't his name also Loki in this? Weird name for a weird guy with a weird hairdo. But I liked this movie a lot.
I like how he blinked constantly, like he had a nervous twitch, It was a neat touch.
>hitler youth undercut is a hipster haircut
Tattoos above the neckline is typically a no-no in military/law enforcement but who knows whatever laws that fictional small town abides by.
Yes. They would.
t. live in a small town in australia and they're everywhere.
shut up retard
He would if he had fled there from some liberal third-world shithole like LA.
yeah OP agree also i didn't buy this relationship at all
My 13 year old niece is obsessed with that Riddler actor and I dont know why, She has one of those "stan" accounts on instagram with like a few dozen pictures of him.
Thanks to the Internet homogenizing cultures, you have every type of person in every type of place. It doesn't matter where you're from anymore.
Hey fuck you byddy,that haircut has been my stable for years and it suits me,what is 28yo supposed to get,those faggy zoomer perms or curtains?
Most impractical haircut ever for an active job, strands constantly falling off to the side, constantly trying to fix them back into place, every minute of every hour of every day. Are normal people really that vain? Must be hell.
cool character, wanted to see more of him
no homo btw