I don't think a small-town police detective would have a hipster haircut and neck tattoos

I don't think a small-town police detective would have a hipster haircut and neck tattoos

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexiest haircut of all time
    I wonder how do they do that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very long on the front (probably reaches his mouth when uncombed), short everywhere else, and combed back with a medium strength wax that keeps it there but allows for some hairs to escape.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even technically need wax, if I don't actively wash my hair every day it's oily enough on its own to stay back like that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, I'm not even gay but I would suck his dick.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was younger I was told all the time that I looked like Jake Gyllenhaal. Then my hair started thinning and I gained weight. Now I get Tobey Maguire.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tobey looks good, you look like shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toby Maguire is cool anon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon they were saying Tubby Maguire.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have been told I look like Shia Lebouf and Martin Freeman

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get Steve Buscemi

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My condolensces

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to get dolph lundgren and chris hemsworth. recently I got brad pitt. sorry for your loss anon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based fantasy

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          unfortunately it's true. I think I'm getting uglier as I get older but for while I had multiple people commenting on it and saying how I looked like thor(ragnarok had just come out). Never got pussy a single time because of it, that's my fault for being moronic I guess.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey you can still cop an End of Watch Gyllenhaal

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get the nazi guy in Indiana jones with the burned hand, I'd rather get Tobey

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ya up until my early 20s I was told I looked like Johnny Depp all the time. Then my hair receded a bit and now it's over

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is ex-military
    last police officer i interacted was a big assed chick covered in tattoos

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was a man

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ex military
      >neck tattoo
      Are you dumb? You'll get kicked out if you get one of those.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what does ex mean?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought that was kinda the point though.he didnt fit in and none of his coworkers like him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was contrived and unnecessary.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont think so. it contrasted well with jackman's blue collar family man character.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just thought he was former undercover narco from the big city
    Thats why he such shit at trying to solve a simple rural kidnapping

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My thoughts exactly

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most small towns don't even have a detective. The small town I live in has one detective, but 90% of the time he's just a regular cop in uniform except on the rare occasions someone gets murdered or something....which is almost never.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s a Freemason

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hair is not kino.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think small town cops would be even more degenerate

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't his name also Loki in this? Weird name for a weird guy with a weird hairdo. But I liked this movie a lot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how he blinked constantly, like he had a nervous twitch, It was a neat touch.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hitler youth undercut is a hipster haircut
    Tattoos above the neckline is typically a no-no in military/law enforcement but who knows whatever laws that fictional small town abides by.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. They would.

    t. live in a small town in australia and they're everywhere.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    shut up moron

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would if he had fled there from some liberal third-world shithole like LA.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah OP agree also i didn't buy this relationship at all

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My 13 year old niece is obsessed with that Riddler actor and I dont know why, She has one of those "stan" accounts on instagram with like a few dozen pictures of him.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        classic 13-year-old

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks to the Internet homogenizing cultures, you have every type of person in every type of place. It doesn't matter where you're from anymore.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey frick you byddy,that haircut has been my stable for years and it suits me,what is 28yo supposed to get,those homosexual zoomer perms or curtains?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most impractical haircut ever for an active job, strands constantly falling off to the side, constantly trying to fix them back into place, every minute of every hour of every day. Are normal people really that vain? Must be hell.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool character, wanted to see more of him

    no homosexual btw

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