I drank the booze, I sharted the water. What a life!

I drank the booze, I sharted the water. What a life!

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are winos trying to turn Cinemaphile into an alcoholics anonymous board with their retarded druk threads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because its more interesting than actual tv threads ya jerk now get out!

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best thread on tv, i have to be up for work soon. Cheers!

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ruined my life

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ruined my sneed

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I druk tonight boys? Druk so much last night I barely did anything all day except get pizza and wings. Wasn't gonna druk tonight, but I'll let my druk bros decide.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ruined my fucking life. Fuck you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good job

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guess I'll be a sober guy tonight.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was hungover till 9pm yesterday
    what a life

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched this. So all I have to do is go through life buzzed and my satisfaction will increase three fold?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Pusher good? Just saw that all 3 flicks are on Tubi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 is great, 2 isnt as good imo but anons seem to rank it the same or above, haven't seen 3 yet but iirc based Mads isn't in it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah all 3 are great

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sharted volcano water earlier. Think I'm gonna watch Dante's Peak tonight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing like a spicy shart sesh, get all the toxins out

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going to bed sober as a bullfrog. Can't wait for the vivid nightmares and terrible sleep. What a life!

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who else druk?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DRUKCHADS

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't drink because i am afraid of what might happen
    I am already too retarded

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >(gay) boyfriend bought wine and beer and rum for witch holiday
    >doesn't want me to drink it
    >bought a handle of vodka to drink now so I can drink all of that later
    >currently drunk
    What a life!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf dont drink your boyfriends gay booze. that's sacred.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not, I'm drinking vodka. The rest of it is saved for The Sacred Day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      should chug your bfs butt instead

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drunk
    that's not even the fucking direct translation. Whoever made this poster is a retard.

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