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For me it's pic related.
Best from tank, nepiju už nic jinýho
currently drinking one as well, cheers
Is the Czech pisslager I'm drinking (Kozel) considered any good amongst you locals or it's just cheap poison to send to uncultured yuropoors?
It's ok, I don't really like it, but some do. Tastes, I guess. Try Gambrinus.
Now Staropramen and especially Braník, that's fricking crap.
I like your Budweiser, its pretty tasty.
Hell yeah, it's the stuff I order for when I go out.
Kozel is a good middle class beer
Pissner is absolutely terrible made for construction workers to numb the pain of being construction worker
my homie urkel got a lager?
I'm druk right now.
>tfw took an adderall and gonna down a few brews before work
>benzos and alco
>adderall is a benzo
huh
im tto druk
WHAT A LIFE
adderall is amphetamine homie
Everybody who talks about how creative they get when high never had the booze and dex combo.
nice im phenibut feelin nice as frick
>got my ritalin, a few margaritas, and some fps games
now this is podracing
Is this what people talk about when they say to find a job you enjoy?
I dont think so. I would take like 6 shots watching Norm Macdonald clips before going to work to wait tables
What I'm drinking rn. Weirdly good beer.
Same bro hahahahah where am I?
Me too. Actin the fool at my own event.
why can't mainland Europe water the crops with beer?
was out partying all night last night
today I can get druk in front of my pc
cheers my homies
Cheers, no better place to be when drinking than amongst your drukbros
Absolutely based. Cheers drukbros
1 hour till i begin the druk, LETS GO
butt
we lost again.....
It's just beginning, my friend
What's her name, drukBlack folk? What the FRICK did she do to you to make you drink alone?
>being an alchie over a fricking woman
pathetic simp
I'm an alchie because I can't stop drinking alcohol. A woman was merely the trigger that pushed me over the edge. Come on man, this isn't Reddit, I shouldn't have to explain you these things
>this isn't reddit
Exactly why your post is about a woman, this shithole is the home of >tfwnogf virgins. You also just proved me right with this response, a woman "pushed you over the edge". Pathetic
Frick off, MGTOWcuck. Enjoy ending your lineage because you followed some meme cult
When did I mention anything about MGTOW, you dumb Black person? You're a pathetic simp, and your lineage should end with the joke that you are.
>that one incel who was sexually abused by his alcoholic father always seething in these threads
pure entertainment
She never wanted me, i'll drink till my time is up
I told I will probably never want to get married
Sahara. 6 years ago. Didnt appreciate her.
Which one?
Natalie. good lass, hold nothing against her. she's married now. she called me the kettle because I was always steaming :'-)
that made me sad
I cope by telling myself it would have never worked anyway but yeah it made me sad too at the time
Hannah. She was a 8/10 (9-10/10 to me though) qt.318. Talented painter. Painted me a few times too. Went to college and become a troon. 73%'d herself. Never had a woman like her since. None can compare. Here's a sketch she did of us.
Looks like some Series of Unfortunate Events shit. Sorry fren.
Lost my mom and dad the last couple years and all my pals all became tweakers. I hope my will's strong enough to overcome.
Frick Black person! I am so sorry man. You know you cant do it but you need to let her go.
The worst part is I had no idea what I had at the time, you know? It was before I touched drugs, cigs, drink, Cinemaphile for the most part. I had no idea that if I lost her I'd only be banging braindead junkies or sociopathic prostitutes. There's so few pure ones left and I was too weak and immature to save her.
I know man. I know. No matter how bright your past and dark your present you need to let it go. It's the only way to have beautiful experiences again. Trust me mang, I know what I'm talking about.
I only drink craft beer, mostly IPAs. Pasteurized crap is for bugs and plebs.
I rarely drink nowadays because I have had stomach pains for 3 years.
I don't drink much at all, but crazily enough if I have the shits or somach aches and I drink beer, it all goes away and my stomach feels good again. Any drunk doctor here that can tell me how the frick that's possible?
Maybe you have a really fricked up gut biome and the microorganisms in the beer temporarily provide relief.
Bourbon > Scotch > Portuguese Wine > Italian Red Wine > IPA > Whisky > Cognac > Rakija > Sherry > Ouzo > Pasteurized ~~*Beer*~~
FIRST BEER OPENING
LETS FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
Hit me with those druk stories and feels
No stories from me. My usual routine is
>get drunk
>go to sleep after drinking.
>Not actin the fool when druk
Ngmi
>asked for a cig from 5 strangers and almost got mugged in result
>pissed all over the road while DRUK
>constantly flirting and sometimes sexually harrasing women while DRUK
>got into fist fight with two dudes who were way taller and bigger than me (i was defending myself)
>sitting with a girl i don't give a shit about, drinking vodka, say that she is really beautiful and i always liked her, ask if i can kiss her, she agreed, started to finger her in 20 minutes. She left, a girl i've been talking to says she loves me, started to date her in two days
> prostitute started to complain about how her mother in law hated her - compared the prostitute to Harry Potter, she was very pissed
>drinking with buddies, get sad, went skinny dipping at 4AM, started to feel sorry for myself and started to cry (while being dressed), them calmed down, undressed and went swimming.
> prostitute started to complain about how her mother in law hated her - compared the prostitute to Harry Potter, she was very pissed
Osaka nights
>get druk as fug in the heart of the city
>get sexually assaulted by a 60+ year old woman (was ok, she used a lot of tongue)
>eventually get out of that bar, head out into the streets, meet some french guys (I speak no french)
>they invite me to go to a club
>frick yeah
>take me to their shitty condo they're renting
>do some lines
>frick yeah
>couple more shots
>they take me to a club
>they all pay cover
>front door man doesn't charge me, just says have fun, gives me a stamp
>go in
>immediately turn right at the dance floor, go to a door with the biggest fricking sumo lookin jap I ever did see with tattoo'd arms and neck
>uh am I gonna frickin die?
>lets us in, we go into a basement
>holy shit this is like 3 stories underground
>there's a whole ass other night club down there
>get absolutely trashed, spend like $800 buying drinks
>vomit black tar into the toilet from all the ciggies I've been smoking
>eventually the dancing stops
>it's 7 in the morning
>I have no fricking clue where I am
>meander around osaka sobering up
>sit down next to a konbini
>notice that there's a vending machine I recognize
>turns out I only ended up like 3 minutes away from my hostel
underrated
Nothing special
>At Uni
>Pre drinks before we all head out
>Drink way too much
>Already shitfaced as we leave
>Go to some party thing for foreign exchange students since one of my flatmates is from abroad
>Dozens of loose asian chicks
>Make out with a couple of them
>Drinking more and more
>Completely black out
>Wake up in the apartment of some random asian chick that i shagged from the party
>Stumble home still kind of drunk
got a bit too drunk a couple weeks ago and decided to go clubbing alone. went alright whilst I was out but on the walk home, I passed out on the side of the road and got arrested. had to choose between going to jail for the night and getting a record or getting dropped off at a relative's house (apparently pigs can't take you home if you live alone if you're shit faced). ended up getting driven 30 miles to my parent's house and slept on their sofa.
WHAT A LIFE
WHAT A LIFE
>go out to a club with a friend and his female friend he brought with
>hit on her but she rejects me and we are all planning to leave since it is getting late
>walking out of club, run into other friend and his m8s, someone's birthday or something
>stay and get trashed with them
>leave because I am trashed
>plan to sleep in the car
>the second I get into the car, I forget the plan
>drive home
>brilliant plan to not get caught DUI is to drive with the lights off so the cops dont see me
>crash into things twice
>somehow make it home
>brilliant plan to not get caught DUI is to drive with the lights off so the cops dont see me
lmao bruh
>get druk few months ago
>slip and fall down flight of stairs, back is still sore from it
>get druk on my bday 3 yrs ago
>pass out standing up, hit my face on sink on the way down, 4 stiches on my chin and a chipped tooth
>get druk this 4th of july
>fall into the hand rail, ribs are still sore 2 months later
waiting on the final druk fall where i don't wake up
lmao bro same thing happened to me twice the other week, i missed the last 3 steps going downstairs and just flew down onto my back, shits fricked up
I unironically like this
does it make me a homosexual?
>Cider
Yes
Going behind the wheel after 4 beers soon to frick some thick tinderella on a vacation on a nearby island, wish me luck so I don't get pulled over by the fun police
I hope you get pulled over
>tinderella
>on a vacation
the poor cuck at home man
based btw i frick dutch and german girls all the time here in italy
No druk today. I'm kind of bored with the lifestyle overall.
You know what would help with that anon? A nice ice cold beer
Brother i'm in the same boat, all i do is drink and drink every single night but it doesnt bring me joy anymore. Infact i kind of hate it, i say this as i am sipping the first beer of the night
I felt the same way Anons and now I'm two weeks without a drink. Definitely think it's worth taking a break if you are getting apathetic to alcohol. I feel pretty good and it's nice to wake up feeling fresh and without regret. The boredom kinda gets to you and I nearly bought a six pack tonight but I want to go a month at least without a drink. I definitely will be drinking in more moderation whenever I decide to go back.
Don't let alcohol control you, Anons. You can enjoy it but only in moderation.
I think you are right bro, its time to take the sober pill
for me, it's kriek
kriek?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kriek_lambic
sounds gay
Stella Artois or gin like a fricking mongrel
>Wife beater
So how we all feeling fellow DRUK friends? Hows everyones night going
It's 3:15PM and I've only had one beer so far
>Drinking before 5
spent all night unable to sleep and in so much pain from my ulcers that I couldn't so much as drink water without vomiting it up immediately, I haven't eaten in four or five days but that's not as dramatic as you might imagine because I'm already swollen and fat from all the spirits
got fired and have like $50 left and then can scrape together some cash from other sources I guess but it's all borrowed time, this bottle will probably last to monday so I can get shitfaced and watch BCS with my bros in the general
three or four shots in so far today but I'm going a little slower than usual because my stomach still hurts and I want to remain together enough to comprehend seven which I am watching (it is kino)
I spent an extended period of time sober and groaning in the bathtub last night just reflecting on my life and it's not looking good. my current projection is suicide or incarceration within the year
Bro what happened to make you end up like this?
hes in the BCS general
as much as a cop out as it is to blame your parents for your problems I feel like growing up and being neglected in trash filled motel rooms significantly contributed to my mental illness
Maybe switch to beer. Hard liquor was hard on my stomach too when I was drinking it daily.
time to check yourself into the hospital and take a couple weeks in the loony bin. They'll give you vitamin B shots and benzos to help with withdrawal symptoms.
already dealt with that and didn't get anywhere but I'll salute a fellow endstage drukchad who went to the ends of the earth and back
Do you think I could have ulsers too? A few days ago, I'd only had maybe 5-6 shots when out of no where I felt kind of rough, so I went to lay down. Immediately, I got up for the toilet and began dry heaving something fierce. I've puked off booze plenty but this was different. My head was pounding, every inch of my body was aching, the small of my back pulsed, and I got extreme heat, then cold flashes back and forth. Even when there was nothing left to chuck up, I couldn't stop. I couldn't sleep at all for 18 hours or so, took like 50 showers because the warm water helped. Only managed to actually eat something today. Is this the end?
>only had maybe 5-6 shots
>Only
Usually nothing for me.
Frick.
Not exactly the way I wanna go out. Like any druk, it's just to escape the lifetime of horrors that've proceeded me and near nonexistent hopes for a better future. But that's just excuses, huh.
Just slowly taper down with beer untill the pains go away
I've tried that recently but it seemed like it gave me stomach/stool troubles. Maybe the brand I bought didn't sit well, or I still had lingering effects from the liquor?
How much and how often do you normally drink?
A fifth a day. It's bad, bros.
rip bro
If I stop now, I can recover. R-right?
Yeah, sure
Start eating a lot of salty and fatty foods, like sardines, bacon and dark bread. Then start drinking large amounts of water (or (non alcoholic) beer if you want).
if I'm cutting back, I tend to switch to beer and make sure to eat lots of fibre rich foods and vegetables. keeps the shit pipes working smoothly for me at least. lots of branflakes and vegetable stir fries.
Yeah, I've been buying that boomer cereal and beef stew.
I hope the world never tests you anon. It'll break you.
I'm sorry to say it bro, but its over
You're nearing dependence. If you actually want to stop, right now is the time. If you don't want to stop, then right now is the time for a few extended binges and a leap off a parking garage because you just get diminishing returns when you're that far gone
I was on a week long all vodka binge recently and by the end I realized I hadn't really been eating but my stomach was completely fricked and I was puking anytime I tried, I especially got concerned because I couldn't really even drink water and my pee was dark from dehydration. Thats like one of my worst fears because that's when you can get so depleted and vitamin deficient you might actually have to go to a hospital, I seriously considered it but I was able to slowly nurse myself back with luke warm chicken soup and ice water.
You have to drink water bro or you will get kidney stones
Yeah, forgot to mention that part in my post. I couldn't even drink water, I'd puke it up.
*sips*
Now watch some Czech kino
For me its drinking untill i shit myself and pass out
DRUK DRUK DRUK DRUK DRUK
i dont drink anymore
I cant sit down in a chair anymore because of the leg pains, no one told me druk would do this
I am the liquor
I DRANK THE VODKA
Another night another 15 cans, god help my liver
>The shakes start again
I've had a pain in my right side all week, gets worse when i drink. Trying to drink so much i cure it
Anon…
Drank some Czech Becherovka some days ago.
Made me drunk almost instant and I had massive boners meanwhile and the day after.
The taste was alright, very bitter. I prefer Jagermeiser and other germans schapps
>Beer gives you a boner
Its a herb schapps
Sounds cringe
You mistake it from the sounds you make.
WI Chads rise up
>quit drinking
>can't deal with having nothing to do or look forward to
>take up mountain climbing (it has a clear goal, gets you outdoors and active, is pretty, somewhat dangerous, etc)
>try and climb a mountain yesterday (~1700 meters in winter)
>basically no idea what I'm doing, how hard can it be?
>7 hours later I'm 200 meters vertical from the summit, snow is now waist deep, I'm basically trying to crawl up, I am woefully underequipped, literally just hiking shoes and two sticks I got from the forest, got a day pack with some water and trail mix and a jacket
>wind is howling now, it's blowing ice around, I'm utterly exhausted, I've lost the trail completely (no trail but they have these orange topped poles but just about 20cm is showing because they're almost buried in snow)
>start getting scared but don't want to b***h out
>my progress is near zero now. take one step forward sink to my waist in snow through the incredibly painful first 5 cm of ice, which is like breaking and cutting my shins (my legs are all bruised now)
>I'm at the limit of my fitness, breathing hard, getting cold, starting to get genuinely nervous
>sit down deep in the snow my head just sticking out lol, realize I'm not gonna make it and reluctantly turn back, still have like a 6 hour hike down back the mountain to my car
just keep drinking bros it's far safer
>Bro i know nothing about mountain climbing so i'll just climb this 1700 meter one in winter
I mean come on son use your brain
Drank 6 beers standing knee deep in a creek I think its gonna be a good night
Damn that sounds comfy, why are you at a creek?
Just hanging outside grilling on my portable fold up grill because its a nice day
I think drinking has turned my brain to mush
Thats a good thing
yeah well maybe me no thik good anymore anyway
*sips*
Movie didn't need the druggie chick but the scene with her, Denzel and the cancer patient was good.
HAHAHAHAHAHA wWHERE AM I?
I dunno anon you tell me
tl;dr
im druk as fruck
you homosexuals sound like a bunch of high school kids who just discovered alcohol
>DUDE ALCOHOL'S SO COOL LMAO I'M SO HECKIN WASTED OMG
Slightly 9ff topic, but any tips on how to at least cut down cigarettes? No cold turkey because I'm not kidding myself, but anything that doesn't involve eating or chewing gums?
had a similar conversation a while ago in a druk thread. first time I quit smoking, it was cold turkey and I don't remember struggling at all. I started smoking a year ago though and now when I try to quit, it's impossible. been considering trying nicotine pills but they're even more expensive than cigs kek
>first time I quit smoking, it was cold turkey and I don't remember struggling at all
That was the same for me in 2018. After some months I could have one from time to time, but the addition came back strong during the pandemic because I needed something to do at home in breaks or evening and I rarely drink alone (drink a lot socially but almost never by myself, it's something I relate to social life).
I wonder if it's just a case of not being a pussy as well, since as I say, I managed it the first time and I was smoking a pack every couple of days then. I do want to try nicotine pills just to see if it helps get past those random cravings since I think a lot of what I enjoy about smoking is the 'ritual' of rolling a cig and sitting and smoking it for 10 mins
I feel you, it's the perfect filler.
I dunno bro. I only got addicted to juuls once after smoking them everyday for a month. I quit them cold turkey and just the 3 days it took me to get over the withdrawal was fricking brutal. Weirdly drinking kinda helped with it. I don't give a shit about the gay health stuff or any of that, I just dont like regularly smoking shit bc it seems fricked up to me if you need this other substance in your system to feel normal. I include caffeine in this too.
Got rerally drunk and ran 5 miles the other day, no idea why i just got the urge super bad. Threw up like a hose when i got home lmao
nice just r
ran 12 miles earlier
But how does one 'not' drink?
Just sleep all the time
But if i dont drink i cant sleep
Go for a long run, take melatonin. No miracles but it helps.
t. fricked up sleep schedule because who the frick knows
I feel like im having a fit if i try to sleep not drunk, shits rough
How kino would you say malt liquor is?
Europoor here, have never tried it.
Malt liquor is 7/10 kino, liquor across the street used to sell it for 1$ per 24 oz, needless to say had some high volume nights, hangover feels life ending tho
I'm hitting up Gosling's again men
DRUK GOD WE CANT LOSE
Do druk bros like to hang out with dude weed bros I’m getting suuuuuper high and driving f1 cars
>Not getting DRUK as frick and doing the same
Also nice setup
I still like weed but nowadays it makes me too dumb and lazy.
You might be bordering the point of no return, seek professional help or talk to someone who cares for you at the very least.
That'd be a funny sketch or even sitcom. Just a group of friends characterized by their drug addiction
>the alcoholic
>the dude weed lmao
>the caffeine addict
>the coke addict
>the meth head
That would just be me and my old mates hanging out, lmao. Unfortunately, the rest of them all ended up just becoming meth heads leaving me to my druk. A shame.
my friend is a stoner that doesn't drink much. it's comfy inviting him over to get high and drunk then order some food and watch a film.
I TOOK THE SOBER PILL, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO FRICKING BORED
Any good DRUK fight stories?
>At a bar during Uni
>Drunk as frick
>Just talking random nonesence to the people near me because hey i'm drunk
>Guy next to me gets really mad all of a sudden because of something i said
>Shoves me
>Start screaming "YOU WANNA GO BRO YOU WANNA GO"
>I just start swining haymakers in responce
>We just slug each other for like 15 seconds because security come and break it up and kick us both out
>We both sit on a bench outside the pub and have a laugh about it
not really a fight story but when I was younger
>have job interview next day
>friends convince me to come out still
>get shit faced and bump into some meat head
>get punched in the face
>skip forward to next day
>have black eye
>put suit on and go to interview
>interview goes completely normally
>just before I leave, main interviewer asks where I got the black eye
>I got punched in the pub last night
>get offered job a couple days later
>interviewer (now my boss) says he thought it was hilarious when I start the job
>not long into the job there's a summer party
>boss gets so drunk he walks out of the toilet in just his underwear and falls over
>gets sent home in a taxi
always other druk bros out there lads
I've only been in one true fight
>be me
>go to a club with 2 normies
>after it closes down, one friend rolls up a joint outside and we share it
>guy obviously high on coke approaches us
>fricking kicks me in the nuts whist he tries to sit down (I confront him but he seems apologetic so I let it go)
>he starts to sperg out that we are doing drugs
>I understand that this guy is going to be violent
>try to get him away, ask him: "do we have a problem?" (I know this is cringe but it was way cooler in my head)
>he pushes me, now even I (I am a pussy) understands that we have to fight
>keep in mind I had broken my foot like a month before so I was basically limping around, and this homie was a head taller than me
>uppercut him and knock him out
>think that's the end of it, feel adrenaline in my body
>one of my friends Black person-kicks him in the head whilst he lays down
>end up limping away from the cops
I feel like im going to be sick after every sip of beer, frick you pussy body i'm not stopping
based and murdering your liver pilled
I only have 9 cans left, cant do that much damage
>9
>only
I like your style
Today I 'm not drinking bros.
I drunk way too much yesterday
Just one anon, its Saturday after all
I 'll keep my beers for Sunday.
Monday is a national holiday here so I don't have to work
Im only drinking beer. I cant go to spirits because then I wont be able to stop.
Spirits are dangerous bro, i go from completely sober to black out drunk in an instant
Druk is the last bastion of kino on this board, the rest of Cinemaphile is beyond lost now
Whiskey coke, 2nd day in a row
film and horror generals are fun
Film general is just full of a bunch of morons who pretend they know thing about cinema by repeating things they heard in the latest video essay they watched
I'm drunk and hate black people
what made you stop drinking??
>friend of mine managed to invite his girlfriend and 3 friends of her to my flat
>one of the girls really wants to frick
>good for me because i have not had sex for 4 years
>manage to drink a handle of vodka by myself
>later that night
>cant get it up
>girl leaves
>wake in the middle of the night because i am pissing my bed
made my try to change my ways. 1 year sober except for a few beers here and there and my life is still pure shite.
>Wanna get laid
>Goes to spirits
Normie mistake
im an alcoholic first of all so i want to get wasted by beyond means and then frick if i have the chance
>wake in the middle of the night because i am pissing my bed
extremely based. not a true druk until you piss yourself
>one night had been out all night
>pass out in bed
>dad wakes up to sound of splashing like the tap was running
>I'm sleep walking and pissing all over the upstairs carpet trying to find the toilet naked
>said he couldn't wake me up, I just kept walking in circles pissing and talking gibberish
>grabbed the closest vase and held it under my dick so I'd stop pissing on the floor
>fill the vase
>still pissing
>fast forward to tomorrow, remember nothing
>wake up to strong smell of piss, wet carpet when I stand up
>ask dad why it smells of piss when I go downstairs
>son.... we need to have a chat
>like to drink a few ciders every night
>end up drinking 4
>start on a bottle of sake that i liked
>end up so shiftfaced that i cant walk
>manage to crawl the the toilet
>spray my guts out
>crawl into bed
>so nauseous that i throw up again in bed
>only thought it keeping my head to the side so i dont choke
>wake up an hour later
>too nauseous to even lean over the side of bed
>throw up again, on my pillow
>wake up 12 hours later with a horrible hangover, myself and pillow covered in vomit
>at least i survived the night
I've had really nasty hangovers before, and vomited from alcohol before too, but that was by far the worse.
Now i only drink in social settings. Drinking alone isn't worth it.
DRUK GODS HOW are we all feeling?
is there anything worse than the hiccups while drunk?
not being druk
Idk man it's killing my buzz
Just hold your breath for like 30 seconds, insta fixes hiccups
I still have em 🙁
Do it a few times over, it'll work. Just dont pass out of course
I just beat off, did your thing a few times first, but yeah theyre gone now thanksnanon
Just got back from the shop, they gave me the 'look' because i've been in everyday for the past month. DONT JUDGE ME
>buy my booze from the same shop everyday
>drank all the cheap booze out of stock
>tfw have to buy expensive booze
at least it does taste a bit better although I have developed a conspiracy that they empty those shelves knowing I'll turn up and buy stuff anyway
>drank all the cheap booze out of stock
lmao bro how much do you drink?
it's only a corner shop and I buy the same cheap shitty wine each time. but I do drink 3 or 4 bottles each day unless I have something important to do
>drink 3 or 4 bottles each day
1:46
wienertail is fricking so good
For me it's a combo mix of picrel!!!FACT!!!
>I drank....mineral water!
I DRANK THE FRICKING VODKA
>Good ending unlocked
It's ruining my life.
Switch to weed? I hate weed.
Something to self medicate.
Adderall. I have adhd.
Can I get a prescription?
https://voca.ro/18dpC6Vo6ekO
> Get DRUK several years ago
> on a drunken whim sign up to uni
> end up graduating and leaving my piss poor retail job for a corporate job
> get druk a couple of years ago
> open dating app after months of not doing it and talk to a girl
> we’re dating to this day
Druk is the pathway to many abilities some believe to be unnatural
Sounds like its a druk kinda night
How do you drunkenly enroll in uni? Dont you need to write a bunch of fricking essays and shit and doesnt the process take months?
Not where I live, kek
They just care about your pre requisites
>right side of body twitches out of nowhere and people notice
Sounds like you need to drink more
>I drank the Czech pisslager.
I had an alchie gf and have seen this happen way too many times.
hot
>tfw you have to catch up with an hour of drinks because they ended up on the floor
Ah to be young
ITS DRUK GOD TIME
Druk gods lose as usual
I miss getting drunk on parties. Can’t even do it nowadays since I’m practically a recluse and ain’t invited to them anymore.
I know that feel bro, i use to have like 3 different groups of friends who would hit me up weekly. Now i dont have a single friend, i havnt spoken to someone who isnt a family member in like 4 years
Im 27 and it feels like things are getting close to this even though I have 2 close friends, people's work schedules have been getting tighter and I can feel our relationships slipping. Is this aging? I dont like it. I may need a woman soon.
unironically yes, people get married and have kids and if you arn't married and you dont have kids they dont want to hang out with you anymore. Being a single druk chad is a lonely life, you need to prepare for it
my 2 friends have also settled down with gfs but it's worth putting in a bit of effort to keep em around. I have to pester them to come out but I'd sooner do that than have no frens because we do still have a good time when we meet up
One day they wont come out anymore anon, warning
One has a gf, and lives 50 min away now, other is single, but has earlier hours now and I can feel drifting a little. This is honestly terrifying since they were the first real friends Ive had after high school.
Its sad man but its life, accept the lonely life. Start walking and working out daily and find a few podcasts you like
Bong bros........ its so fricking warm
think it's here until next week as well mate
>Druk once again
>Sad songs on
>Crying
>Sleep soon
What are your favorite druk songs, Cinemaphile?
The shakes have stopped, the druk saves me once again
I don't drink.
I DO DRINK
im crying druk bros
take the hank pill
Drank a couple of extra beers tonight but then I remembered the alcohol monopoly is closed on sunday so I'll have way too little tomorrow. Kill me
>alcohol monopoly
Basically, the same movement that banned alcohol for a while in America, here it banned the sale of anything above 3.5% by anyone but the monopoly, forever.
What country lmao
what country? I run out of booze all the time but there's always somewhere open
I thought this was more common but apparently it's only Scandinavia and Canada
In bong land you can just by anything at anytime in the day
this
there are 24 hour booze shops all over the place and that's just in my shitty mining town. got to serve special brew for breakfast or there's a homeless rebellion
Last night I couldn't get liquor so I had to settle for a 12 pack of IPAs
Feels like someone took a sledgehammer to the back of my head
AHHHHHHHHHHH THE DRINK DOESNT OWN ME I WILL STOP I WILL STOP I WILL STOP
BUt i will drink tonight
Druk gods i love you
I'm one month sober today. My skin is starting to look better now.
Congrats anon, sounds like you should celebrate with a nice ice cold beer
based
a toast! to health!
HEAR HEAR! A toast to sobriety!
anyone else druk family? every Sunday I meet my family at the pub, it's like our version of church or something I guess. we just sit and have a few pints and snacks then go home
lmao no i hate my family
my mum's an end of life care nurse so in her wisdom I say: maybe it'll get better anon..chin up
i'm quite druk and was about to write something here but than a big wasp entered my room. It was scary. its also midnight so dont know why the frick this thing is bothering me
if you squash it, it releases prostitutemoans that attracts more wasps btw
i lured it into another room and closed the door.
problem is, its the room where i also have more cola stored for my rum
Guess you gotta just dump out all your rum then
WE OST FRICK WE LOST AHHHHHH WHY DID WE LOSE
>that part where Mads started texting his ex's hoping one will bite
hit a little too close to home, seemed very desperate
why do you guys drink alone?
Because i'm 30, 350lbs, have no friends, no GF of course, i do however earn £60k a year and have my own home so what else can i do
Hit the gym, lose weight, get healthy, fix your skin and enjoy your new body. Drinking alone is the worst thing a man can do. Actually stop drinking altogether
I'm losing the weight i should say i;m down 20lbs do far, i do have to accept the fact sadly i'll forever have a bunch of loose skin unless i get life changing horrific surgery to remove the excess once i lose all the weight
>Actually stop drinking altogether
>drinking and cooking
>was supposed to do something but just drank ate and listened to music instead
You'll get it when you're older
I drank the Gin and Tonic
I drank 3 of those
Hendrick's with cucumber and a crack of pepper
>see druk thread
>Immediately go to liquor store and purchase 2 purple 4lokos and a Guinness extra stout with the last 20 dollars I had to my name
What a life
Also beer is nasty as shit I shoulda got seltzers and mini bottles instead
>with the last 20 dollars I had to my name
Are you eating on the floor anon? Explain
Yeah I'm eating on the floor I don't have a table in my room
I live with my mom that's her problem not mine lmao
> I don't have a table in my room
WHy?
Because I'm poor
I sleep on the floor too
Also why do you need a table or a bed or whatever when you have a floor
That doesn't sound comfortable anon, at least get a mattress or futon or something. Your back will thank you.
Also my table is a door on top of two filing cabinets. You can just make a table out of random shit or find one somewhere for free.
I'm drinking Ghost Coast Bourbon and coke.
>20 dollars to your name
>Rent due in about 14 days
Kino's like this?
drinking moonshine watching ip man. it's actually a nice piece of propaganda beyond fighting scenes never noticed as a kid.
For me its finally being free of DRUK
drink?
PLAYBOY: Do you have plans after South Park?
PARKER: Kind of. We have one idea for a show that's pretty rad. But it's been a weird few months. You've probably heard this before, but I never even thought of it: You spend our whole life going, "This is what I want to do, this is what I want to achieve, this is my dream-"
STONE: And then you do it
PARKER: And then all of a sudden you do it. And you think, Now what do we do? [Laughs] I don't even really know what I want to do with my life. But I know I don't want to be 40 years old doing pig fricker jokes. Not because I don't love 'em, because I do. I just don't think it'd be sincere anymore. When I do fart jokes now, I do them because I really think they're funny. And I don't want to be - - - No, I'll still think they're funny when I'm 40.
https://web.archive.org/web/20110727232806/http://treyparker.info/archives_playboy_00jun00.htm
Contracted to six more seasons I believe!
Lads I going to date a single mother. I'll be back after my life is ruined lmao